The other day, I got high off toothpaste.
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Amazing, eh?
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So many things you can get high off, these days.
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Glue… sugar… petrol fumes…
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"Kyo, you do realize children as young as 12 read this stuff?"
"Hatori, the girl who writes this shit story is only 13!"
"…"
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I shock horrored Hatori and you didn't.
Haha!
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"Bastard,"
"Piss off, Yuki."
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Akito asked me if she could have some onion sauce, as well.
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"It's bad for your health. Especially bad, because you are a cruel, obnoxious, gender orientated fool who really believes they are God. Sorry,"
"…(cries)"
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Well, someone had to tell her.
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Duh!
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"But how is it bad for me?"
"IT'S BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH! DUH!"
"…"
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I freak people out.
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Yay.
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Oh my Akito!
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IT'S THE TOOTHFAIRY!
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She's gonna eat me!
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"Run, Kyo, Ruuuun!"
"…"
"What?"
"I'm not Forest, Tohru!"
"…(cries)"
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Well, someone had to tell her.
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I had a chocolate box the other day and I was walking down the street with it to see how many people would come up to me and ask for some.
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But, I was wearing a total gangsta outfit with a sticker saying "I'm helping the sick!"
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More like making the sick…
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"Mr. Sohma, how many children do you have floating around in the world?"
"A few,"
"What's that meant to mean?"
"I lost count at 87"
"…"
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I don't wanna pay that damn child support!
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Better to lie.
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"Kyo? Is that you? Why haven't you ever looked after our child?"
"Ah… Yinari… you see it's kinda like this…"
"Bastard! (slap)"
"(flinch)"
"Have you even spoken to your kid?"
"I don't even know his name, to be honest"
"It's a girl, Kyo. A girl!"
"…(runs)"
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Damn Yinari.
Damn everyone.
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Hatori then came onto me.
Like seriously.
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He mounted me while I was sleeping.
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"Hatori…"
"Yes?"
"Is there a reason your mounting me?"
"Well, I just wanted to listen to your heart for a while but I forgot my little heart listening thingy so I decided to sit on you and listen with my own ears, but I had to take your shirt off to hear, and then I realized you weren't wearing one which made everything a whole lot easier for me!"
"…"
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Hatori's gay.
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Shigure told me so.
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"Since when do you believe him?"
"I believe anyone you've fucked with, Akito,"
"…"
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Well, someone had to tell her.
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Duh!
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Had another English assignment with an acrostic using a commonly used sentence.
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Freak out.
Under the covers.
Cause I wasn't as big as your old boyfriend...
Kakeru Manabe!
Well, someone had to tell her!
I don't give a damn for her feelings.
That's just not my style.
Haha on you, slutty gut face.
Mummy!
E-gats! You're a moron!
Babies are icky looking!
Umbrella's are used for when they puke.
Totally gross out factor.
Yuck, your whore.
Open your legs for me!
U-why? Because I said so.
Kyo hates Yuki very muchly.
Even though they are related.
Even though sometimes they share…
Pocki, pencils and underpants.
Then again, doesn't everyone?
Hell yeah.
Everyone does!
Kyo is sick of this assignment.
I think we should meet up some time behind the school shed.
Don't forget protection!
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Hell yeah.
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That'll all be useful for when I go in search for babes over seas.
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Pocki, pocki time!
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"Kyo Sohma. I believe I have something to disucuss with you!"
"What is it now, Akito?"
"That acrostic you did was a disgrace to the family name!"
"No, that's you."
"…(sad)"
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Well, someone had to tell her…
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Right?
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RIGHT?
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Oh, piss off then!
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A/N:
Haha.
I wrote that acrostic myself.
Maybe I can use it in Japanese… with Japanese words.
Yay!