A/N:
IMPORTANT, IMPORTANT, IMPORTANT!
Kudos to anyone who can tell me how many P!ATD references are in this chapter.
Because everyone knows mighty authoress loves them.
ALSO, ALSO, ALSO!
We have an… EMO UPDATE!
Thanks to...
Angel-san!
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I feel like an emo hoe bag.
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Because… I keep cutting myself.
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"Oh God! Your wrists? Kyo! Bad boy!"
"…Kagura, I'm talking about my nose hair,"
"…"
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That showed her.
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Ass wipe.
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Let me show you the more angsty side of the universe as I travel to Shigure's backyard in search for rape victims. I mean babes.
Babes, dammit!
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"So, Shigure. Tell me of your backyard,"
"It's… a backyard."
"…"
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Gaaaaaaay.
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"I see no blood from the hearts and the wrists you allegedly slit!"
"Shutup Kagura! I told you I was cutting my nose hair!"
"…(sad)"
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So ya.
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I am…
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Kyo, the Emo Bag of Dog Poop!
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"Hey! I made up that name!"
"No Yuki, technically the mighty authoress did. She just made your stupid mouth say it,"
"…"
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Then Yuki tried to commit suicide.
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"Your pulling the trigger all wrong,"
"…Piss off!"
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Yeah.
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This room has a hint of asbestos.
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Anyway, back to Shiggy's backyard…
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"As you can see here, we have a very rare breed of babe (rape victim). You see, this kind is shy and not very witty, so she doesn't understand you're coming onto them. They're called a 'Tohru Honda'. You can hear more about them next episode!"
"…"
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Isn't this exactly where you'd like me?
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I went to the pawn shop the other day.
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Teehee. I said pawn!
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"I'll buy this one!"
"That'll be 8 bucks."
"Can I please pay in naivety?"
"…No"
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Dayam him!
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Muchos Masturbation!
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"What the hell, Kyo?"
"Well, Yuki, if you only listened, you wouldn't be asking that!"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"…MUCHOS MASTURBATION!"
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Mastuerbation is good.
Becuase I am cursed and all. (Refer to chapter; "But I can't, Because I'm Cursed").
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"What does the curse have anything to do with -Oh."
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Hatori finally got the picture!
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What an idiot.
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"I heard that!"
"Akito, get out of that cosplay costume! How many times does Yuki have to tell you?"
"Eight more"
"...Moron!"
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I have an iPod.
It's gaaaay.
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(cries)
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How about you take your best guess at the shade of my sheets before all the stains?
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"What stains?"
"From when I stole your… VIRGINITY!"
"I'm a boy, Kyo!" (It was Momiji all along)
"…(runs)"
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I just realized something.
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This story only have 5 chapters to go.
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How angsty.
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This has been an emo update, bought to you by…
McCRAPPERS CHEESE!
It's just. Too. Good.
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And Shigure!
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He's an idiot!
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That's the way!
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A/N:
…How sad.
5 chapters to go.
(clings to holy reader)
DON'T LEAVE ME TO FUCK WITH THAT 'WOMAN!'
REN!
(dies)