(Beast Boy and Phazon are playing Soul Calibur II.)
BB: Give it up, man! You might be good in your world, but in the world of fanfiction, you can't compete with…
(Talim uses Soul Charge and blasts Nightmare out of the ring.)
Droid: Yeah, now give me my money.
BB: *Mumbles curses to himself as he gets out money*
(Cyborg and Starfire walk downstairs.)
Cyborg: You guys seen Terra everywhere?
(The five of them hear Terra groan in agony from upstairs in the bathroom.)
Droid: Obviously, she's still there…just waiting for it to end, I hope.
(Robin and Raven join the rest of them.)
Raven: Droid, does it bother you that Terra is in the only bathroom in the entire tower?
Droid: Not really, no. Besides, Robin would be in there trying to get his hair right. Oh, and by the way, I have a few words from some of the reviewers. (Clears throat)
To nn27, I will change what you said so the story is straight, though I can't exactly say that all TT stories have Raven exactly the way she is from the show.
To IsisHotep, there may or may not be a slight lemon scene between Terra and BB, but I'm not sure.
And of course, to S.S.T.A.G, as much as I'd like to not put Terra in any sort of trouble, that's the basic emphasis of the story. I promise that nothing will go off the record, but I won't be able to make any promises.
Droid: Now, we left off with Terra in the middle of a bad situation, and what the other Titans were up to.
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It had been at least 30 minutes since Terra discovered what had been inside the rice she ate, and she didn't seem to be coming out of the bathroom. Meanwhile, Robin, Cyborg, and Beast Boy were in the living room playing some games, while Robin explained the next big trick.
"So, what I think we should do is have something that'll keep Terra where she is when she goes into her room. Maybe when she lays down on her pillow, it gets glued to her head."
"Yo, Rob, I think we should kind of wait 'til Terra can at least get off of the throne. That is, if she can."
"Hey, Cy, Robin, leave the next prank all up to me. I can handle it." Beast Boy eyed them slyly, and at that point, Robin hooked up a controller and joined them in a little Halo. After a while, Starfire and Raven walked downstairs, with mixed looks on their faces.
"Robin, will Terra ever be coming out of the restroom any time soon? I would like to visit it soon."
"I don't think any of us know when Terra can even find the heart to get back up without immediately sitting back down. It's a mystery."
"Well, in the mean time, all that groaning and grumping is ruining my focus, so I can't meditate. I'm going on the roof."
As Raven went upstairs, and walked past the bathroom, she held her nose slightly so she wouldn't be able to smell anything. Back downstairs, the others were still playing games.
Beast Boy got up and got a bag of chips out of the cabinet, but Starfire continued to squirm and wiggle to and fro on the carpet.
"Why is it Terra will never come out of the restroom? I am unable to wait."
(Up in the bathroom)
Terra was simply plopped in the bathroom. She held her stomach as she slowly loosened herself. There wasn't anything she could do because of her position. Her jean shorts were hiked down all the way to where the carpet was, and her hands were always over her stomach.
"Man, I'll never allow myself to eat anything Starfire's made."
For a while, Terra just sat there as she waited for it all to end. Finally, ten minutes later, it all stopped. However, when she attempted to grab some tissue, there was none.
Aw, crap, the moment just got worse.
Terra examined the bathroom for awhile, and eventually came to a set of towels. She immediately grabbed the dark towel and did what she had to do. Terra was so relieved that she had forgotten to wash her hands. When she went downstairs, they all saw her somewhat crossed expression, but Starfire quickly ran past Terra and upstairs, leaving the blonde to contend with the three males, who all had their noses covered.
"So Terra, how did it feel to let it all out?"
"Cyborg, I'm warning you. I just got through the hardest moment as of now in my life. You have no idea what it's like to just sit in one space for a long time."
"Don't be so sure."
~~~~~Flashback~~~~~
The Titans were out for a drive, despite all of the tension in the car. While Cyborg was driving, there was many complaining in the bask seat that came from Raven, Starfire, and Beast Boy.
"Yo, Cy, can I change these tunes to something better than electronic music?"
"When will we be reaching our appointed destination of choice?"
"Cyborg, can we please go back home? It is hard to concentrate in this cramped space."
The only one not complaining was Robin, who was in the front seat. He was listening to something in his headphones, which obviously drowned out the noise.
"WILL YOU GUYS KEEP QUIET?! I'M TRYING TO…"
Cyborg slammed on the breaks as he ran straight into a wave of traffic. This immediately caused even more anger amongst the Titans. And they waited, and waited, and…
~~~~~End Flashback~~~~~
"SO MUCH WAITING!"
Terra got a bad feeling in her stomach, but it was just a small fart here and there. She didn't want to get any food for fear she'd end up heading back into the bathroom. She simply lied down on the couch, next to an unexpected Beast Boy.
"Oh, hey BB. I'm just trying to relax. Don't mind me."
Those words simply went straight into his ears and straight out the other. All he did was stare at Terra's succulent body as she slowly slept. He had to wait for the right moment. He then turned into a cat and slowly rested on her stomach. Robin and Cyborg simply stared from a distance.
"I think that BB has everything under control. I'll be right back, Cyborg. I need to talk to Raven about something."
"'Kay. I'll just be down here for a while."
(Upstairs on the roof)
Raven needed to get away from the hustle of the other Titans, so she went to another secluded space. As she chanted her meditation spell, she sensed another presence approaching the rooftop.
Who could be coming up here when I'm supposed to be focusing?
When the door swung open, revealing Robin, Raven acted as if she hadn't noticed him. She also hoped he hadn't noticed the slightly pink hue in her face, but her hood concealed him from noticing.
"Hey, Raven, can I talk to you for a minute?"
Raven slowly levitated back to the ground, but kept her hood up as Robin slowly approached her.
"Well, I noticed that you were a little more distant from some of us than you usually are. Plus, you were in your room a lot more. Does this have anything to do with Terra joining us?"
"Um, it's just…'Man, he's right in front of me, alone. This can't get worse' I think that I may be feeling a little, well, weird. I don't know what it is, but it's a strange reaction I get when I'm around the others."
Right off the bat, Robin guessed that she meant she had some problems, but the reaction was different, and he eventually went for something else.
"Well, maybe you're just going through something. Whatever it is," Robin placed his hand on Raven's shoulder, "you can always tell any of us about it. Anyway, I wanted to see if you wouldn't mind practicing with me in the training room sometime?"
Seconds after realizing what he said, Raven came back to reality. "You want ME to practice with you? What about Starfire?"
Robin rolled his eyes at the comment. "Raven, as good-looking as Star is, I see her as more of a relative to me, in the same sense I see you as the girl I will knock all night long."
"What did you say?"
"Nothing, nothing. So, how about it? If you have something better to do, I understand."
"No, no. I'll join you. Maybe sometime during tomorrow, 'cause I really need to focus today."
"All right." Robin then went back downstairs, and Raven, slightly cracking what seemed to be a smile. She turned back around and resumed her meditating.
(Back downstairs)
For some time, Beast Boy and Terra were still asleep on the couch, but after a while, Terra got ready to get into her own bed. Cyborg was trying to fix the television, and Starfire, who had returned, was just walking around.
"Ugh, aw geez, I gotta get back in the bathroom so I can be sure I don't have to wake up anymore."
Slowly, she removed Beast Boy from her stomach. She then moved him onto a shag carpet before trudging upstairs, past Robin.
"Hey, Terra," Robin said with a smirk, "do you still feel strange? 'Cause we can always move the bathroom down here if you can't wait."
"Very funny, Robin. Just prepare for the worst when you go in there to comb your hair."
Those words made Robin stiffen a little bit, knowing it would take him a long time to get his hair right without noticing the smell Terra left.
Beast Boy morphed back into himself when he realized he wasn't on top of Terra anymore. He then looked at the clock and saw it was going on 9 pm. After fixing a quick snack, he went over and turned the TV on, but all he got was a bunch of static.
"Cyborg! I was hoping that this had been fixed by now. Some of us have stuff to watch."
When he heard that, Cyborg picked up a wrench and threw it straight at BB, who quickly dodged it.
"Look, Beast Boy, I'm going as fast as I can, but it somehow must have short-circuited. Maybe it's some sort of sign that we should stop pulling pranks on Terra."
Both of them just stared at each other, but then thought, "Nah."
"Well, you should move a little faster. We spent most of our time playing games, so the TV is probably overheated."
"Robin, you just stay over there. I may be machine, but does that mean that I should be expected to magically know about fixing appliances?!"
"Pretty much, yeah." Beast Boy and Robin nodded.
"Friends, it is imperative that we fix the picture box. I do not wish to be fatigued with boredom."
Cyborg, BB, and Robin stared at Starfire for a few seconds. They had wondered where she learned some of those words.
"I looked at some of the colorful pages in the magazine Raven let me see. Look at this one I purchased in a big mall. The people in it wear strange things."
She handed Beast Boy and Robin a magazine full of women with lingerie.
"Star, where did you get this?"
"I believe the store was called 'Victoria's Surprise.'"
"Dude, I think she meant 'Secret.'"
"Never mind that, Beast Boy. Look at this. Have you ever seen this before?"
Starfire immediately zapped the magazine with her eye beams. "Foolish teammates. It is never right to stare. It will cause you to be bad in life." She then floated over to the kitchen area.
"We gotta stop letting her television. Soon enough, she'll be just as smart as her sister."
"Do any of you wish to partake in some more of my homemade glorp?"
"TITANS! EMERGENCY! GET UPSTAIRS NOW!!"
The four of them heard Raven's voice over the loudspeaker and rushed up the stairs. They saw Raven standing in the bathroom with a mussed up towel. "Who…did…this? ANSWER ME!!"
Quickly, the bathroom mirror shattered into pieces. Robin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, and Starfire tried to approach the door, but Raven's powers slammed it shut.
"This is my towel. This is MY TOWEL! I DO NOW MESS WITH ANYONE'S STUFF!!"
"Actually, Raven, you do. Remember when I…"
Raven made a brush float and hit Beast Boy in the head, prompting him to shut up.
"Wait a minute." Raven counted all of the Titans, but she didn't see Terra, who was long asleep. "Where's Terra?"
The others huddled together and tried to come up with an idea. Finally, Cyborg explained, even though none of them had an idea.
"Raven, your towel was thrown into the mud…because there was an updraft and the window was open. So, your towel fell out."
"Ridiculous. I was up on the roof the whole time and never felt any wind."
"It was a small draft. Sue me."
For some time, there was silence, but Raven quickly escaped through the floor and into the kitchen. All of the others just stood there.
"Man, Raven's gonna freak if she finds out what happened."
"BB, WE don't even know what happened."
"Oh, yeah. Well, maybe I should try asking her."
After that, the others got ready for bed, while Beast Boy, in his sleeping clothes, slowly opened Terra's bedroom door. He was surprised when he saw her only in a t-shirt and her regular jean shorts that were partially unzipped.
"Oh, man, Terra's so hot. Awgh, get a hold of yourself Beast Boy. You came to ask Terra some questions. Well, didn't I?"
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(TV is still broken.)
Robin: Man, it's still broken.
Terra: OK, what's about to happen, here?
Droid: This may turn into something big. It all depends on what some of our reviewers say.
Terra: (Looks to people) Don't listen to him. Please don't say you want a lemon scene with Beast Boy and me.
BB: If it's what the people want, then they should get it.
Droid: You heard the rock girl. Read and review, and this can be something good for both our heroes, or something completely sweet. 'Til then, I'll update when ready and when Cyborg fixes the TV.
Cyborg: I'M TRYING!