Terra: So, to answer one of the questions from the readers, have I had my time of the month?
Phazon: Actually, (looks at script) no, you haven't. And when everyone finds out, they all go…
Cyborg: Don't give it away! Let them read it first. They should at least be in suspense as to what's coming. Where's Robin?
Terra: And Raven?
(They both walk downstairs, and everyone stares.)
Phazon: I think we all know what happened. I can tell by expression on their faces.
Robin: HEY! Nothing happened.
Cyborg: Yeah, sure. Anyway, is this story just gonna be straight drama from now on?
Phazon: I'll try as much as I can to retain some humor in the fic, but most of the message will be drama. That doesn't mean it will be funny. But Raven can do the disclaimer.
Raven: What?
Phazon: Do it or I'll you and Robin can have a scene like Terra and Beast Boy did.
Raven: Well…
(Disclaimer) Phazon: Fine, we know that you would want that, so I'll do that. I don't own Teen Titans characters, and I probably never will. But that would be kind of cool. Let's resume the story.
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Ever since Terra and Beast Boy did it, Terra has been having some problems and was now worried about what would be coming next. The Titans, except Beast Boy, decided they would head up to the doctor, as soon as they woke up. Eventually, after sleeping away most of the day, they woke up the next day very early.
Robin waited on the couch for the others to come back downstairs, but at the same time was thinking about what happened with him and Raven previously.
"Raven comes up to me, blushing, then kisses me. I never really thought about liking Raven that much, but there certainly is more to her then meets the eye. Too bad she just ran away after it happened. It's kind of strange. I mean, Raven's pretty and all, but I just wish she talked to me about it."
"Robin?"
He turned around and once again saw Raven walking down the stairs. This time she kept her hood on as she sat near Robin.
"Look, Robin, if I was kind of 'out there' yesterday, I'm sorry. I just…lost it. I don't know…"
Before she could finish, Robin interrupted her. "Raven, answer me this question. What do you feel when you're around me?" He placed his hand onto hers.
"I just find you better to talk to than the others, even though we don't much. I talk to Starfire sometimes, but she's not of this world. There are things I like about you that I've just kept to myself because I didn't know your reaction."
"Well, don't worry. That kiss wasn't bad, I just wished you came to me earlier. Maybe later we can go somewhere to talk."
Raven sufficed a tiny smile before kissing Robin once again. She nearly laid him out on the couch, but the two of them were booth conscious of what was going to happen.
"Okay, meet me this evening on the roof."
They just sat there for awhile until Starfire, Cyborg, and Terra came downstairs ready to go.
"Terra, you're gonna have to lay on the floor because of your condition. Which of you will sit up front?"
Starfire raised her hand and took the keys from Cyborg.
"That's a yes. Guess you two will be in the back. Let's go."
Terra walked behind Cyborg, while Robin and Raven walked slowly, thinking about Cyborg's words. When they got to the car, they saw Starfire in the passenger seat, messing with all of the buttons and knobs.
"STARFIRE, THAT'S MY CAR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!"
"Look at the shiny circly thingies. They're all so pretty! I want to press them all!"
The car jerked and swerved in circles before stopping.
"Cyborg, how come this one meter knob is on 'E' instead of 'F?'" She asked as she stepped out of the car.
"OH, we're out of gas! How could it get any worse?!" Cyborg kicked the car in anger, causing the car to jumpstart and run off into the distance.
"Now we've got no car!"
"We could always pull a taxi. I've got an excuse we can use."
(Later, in a Cab)
The driver looked back at the others.
"So you've got a pregnant girl that's not sure if she's gonna kill the baby or not? And she's made all the wrong choices 'cause her boyfriend raped her and stole her money?"
"That's it, I'm a lost cause now." Terra was obviously faking, but the driver couldn't see that.
"Well, I suppose that's what you kids get for getting freaky at such a young age. You wait until you've fully developed."
"We wish to hear your story of suspense." Starfire said to the driver. Everyone told her to stop, but the driver didn't listen.
"I believe it was back a long time ago. I was 17 at the time. After my biology class, my girl came up to me and said that she was ready for a good time. So we went to this party and got drunk. Anyways, this one guy came up and said 'Hi.' Well, that made me mad. So I decided to keep it real. I knocked the crap out of him and took my girl home. When we got started, she then just decides to say 'Oh, did you know I'm a dominatrix?' I stopped plugging her, and she had this weird grin on her face. Then, she tied me up to the bedpost and put this mask on my face."
"This 'dominatrix' intrigues me." Starfire replied interestingly. "Are there chances that I could become one someday?"
Everyone, including the driver, turned around to her.
"Anyway…she starts calling me a naughty boy and all this other type of stuff. So I had to find a way to get out of it, but this girl was strong. She tries to force me into her, and as good as it may have been, it sometimes hurt. I was screaming for someone to help, but she had a whip to keep me quiet. Eventually, I woke up one morning, and I heard from my friend that she took my money. I went to her house, broke her arm, never heard from her since. I'd rather be driving a cab than be under 'Miss Freaky Skank Rules.'"
The Titans were silent, but Starfire was intrigued.
"Fascinating! Friends, when we return to the tower, I want to look up the job of 'donimatrix.'
"It's dominatrix, Starfire. Don't get confused with your letters."
"Say, you Titans save this town and all, so how come you need to catch a cab? I mean, don't heroes go by a code not to have relationships?"
"What makes you say that?" Robin asked. "Look at the couples. I mean, you've got Batman and Catwoman,"
"They broke up." The driver said. "You gotta keep up on your news."
"Well, how about Flash and Hawk Girl?"
"Huh?" All of the Titans were never told about that couple, so it apparently wasn't true.
"Fine, so I made that up, but our friend here and her 'partner' lost control and went at it all over her room. I should know, I heard it."
"And to my knowledge, the guy wasn't protected?"
Terra nodded her head as the driver looked in his mirror to see.
"What's your problem? You were starin' at it the whole time, and you never bothered to ask if he had one?"
"…Well, it was dark." That was all that Terra could come up with. The others and the driver just sighed and continued to wait to arrive at the doctors.
"Don't mind me asking, but isn't there one more member of your group?"
"Yes, but he stayed home to think about what he did."
"So Beast Boy knocked you up? Hmm, I always wondered if he would ever go for any of the girls. Well, here's your stop. Don't worry, if she's will have a child, I won't charge you, but I do want to come with you. I've got nothing better to do."
The Titans and the driver exited the cab and entered the building. As they took a seat, they saw Jinx being carried on a stretcher.
"What are you doing here?" Robin asked.
"Titans? Oh, I'm too weak to deal with you now. One of my jinxes backfired, and falling metal objects have followed me. I got away, until I stepped on a crack and threw my back out. Can you imagine that happening?"
No one responded, but in their hearts, they thought about how the master of jinxes could get hit by a superstition. As she was rolled out, a nurse came out.
"Miss Terra, the doctor will see you now."
Cyborg and Robin provided support to help Terra get to the office. Starfire, Raven, and the cab driver followed behind into a linen office, with lime carpeting. While Terra got situated in the chair, the others sat by the side, awaiting the doctor, when a door suddenly swung open.
"I'M the doctor, Alice! If the girl said she wanted the baby cut out of her stomach, letting her fluids and blood spill over the office, and then appoint the guys upstairs to go beat her boyfriend, then that's what she'll do."
He turned around to see he had listening guests.
"Oh, I got some company. Um, disregard everything you just heard. Just a little humor, heh, heh, um…who's here for what?"
"I am. I need to know what's going on, and if I'm gonna have a kid or not."
"You must be Terra. I'm Doctor Hosed."
"What does your last name mean?"
"Girl, if I told you, you'd never come to this hospital again. Now you've apparently just had your first. Let me ask you a question, have you had it?"
Everyone was silent as to they had no idea.
"You know, your visit from Aunt Flow."
"Terra does not have an aunt named 'Flow.'" Starfire said.
Doctor Hosed slapped his head in frustration. "Come on, have you had your time?"
"What?"
"Your blossoming, your bush flood, the whole red and it and it."
"…"
"YOUR PERIOD!!!"
"Oh. Oh, that's what you meant. No."
Doc went back and looked at Terra's records and shook his head.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, that's not a good thing. If you cervix hasn't connected yet, and your hormones haven't been developed, then there's a good chance that you'll have a kid. And you will die."
They all gasped in shock, but the doctor struck a smile.
"No, I'm just kidding. But, if you're partner was protected, then there's no problem."
Silence was amidst in the office, and the doctor quickly figured it all out.
"If you looked at it for all this time, wouldn't it occur to check once in a while?"
"SEE?!! That's what I said!" The driver protested. "Not my fault I got in the wrong hands of a manipulative dominatrix." He looked around and saw no one listened. "Oh, I'll just…take my seat."
"Miss, I believe your friend is the problem of your child to be. I think that you should come back tomorrow, that way we can come back to see if it's a boy or a girl. In the meantime, let me show you what will happen during your period." He draped down a chart.
Robin, Cyborg, and the driver all turned away in horror.
"Get it away! I can't watch! I gotta go!"
But Raven shut the door with her powers and seated each of them down.
"You're going to sit here and learn." She said to them. Then she went over and whispered to Robin. "It could be worth your while."
"As you can see, when it begins, you will notice blood stains on your clothes from time to time. This is all evacuating the—"
"NO, NO!!" Cyborg yelled. "We know what it is. Don't say it! Please, for the love of me, Robin, and this driver, please don't say the word. Just call it 'IT.'
Starfire stood on her feet. "This 'IT' is similar to the customs of my home planet. We female Tamaranians go through the same process. When mine was over, my mother said it was fully bloomed like a beautiful flower. Would you like to see?" She then pulled on the belt that held her pants together.
"STOP STAR!!" Raven said as some medicine bottles blew up into miniscule glass shards. "I don't think we are ready for that yet."
"What is wrong, Raven? Do our friends not wish to see my developed sinstax?"
"Her what?" The doctor asked.
"I think you can decipher what it means. Starfire, maybe sometime later, but this isn't the write time. Please continue doctor."
"Fine. As I was saying, when you feel 'IT' when you're in the bathroom, 'IT' is beginning to bleed. You may experience some shock due to the fact that your friend didn't use a condom. So your…okay how do I say that?"
"Call it 'THAT.'
"Okay, 'THAT' is being fertilized by the male's—"
"Ah, bup, bup, bup, don't say it. Just call it 'GUY IT.'
"We're never going to get through this conversation if you guys can't handle some words."
"I won't succumb. I don't want to hear that. If I wanted to, I could watch the Animal Planet all day long nonstop until they go onto their 'After Dark, Not for the Cubs' special."
"Anyway, from time to time, you may feel a little woozy and tired. You're going to have to settle down for some time until I can get back to you, but let me finish. Now that you've been fertilized, your…" He waited to see if there would be another interruption, yet there wasn't. "Well, your internal system is going through what we call 'a really, really, really long stage we call…getting a child. Your egg and his 'GUY IT' will do this form thing, and eventually there's a kid waiting to force it's way out of you."
"Is that all?"
"Don't eat until after your next check up tomorrow. And don't have another session with this guy. Don't even touch his clothes like you're gonna make out with him. You can kiss him, but don't go any farther than that. You can't even buy clothes."
"Do not worry, friend Terra. We will go to the local big mall and look at the dresses. I won't let you buy 'em, but you can try 'em on."
"I got a bad feeling in the pit of my stomach. Maybe I ought to eat something."
"What did I just say?"
"Don't eat."
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I have another examination. Some guy can't get his wife off."
The Titans and their accomplice rushed out, but Starfire was eager to know what the doctor meant."
"I do not understand. What do you mean 'get his wife off?"
Raven pushed her towards the door. "It's not important, Star. We'll explain later."
"No you won't. You'll leave me to watch MAX after dark and find out myself."
"Well, why are you watching that channel in the first place?"
"Everything else is blocked by some control. It's one of the few channels I can watch, and I must say it's quite exuberating. But let us leave to console Terra because she refused our rules and only thought about her pleasure, completely ignoring the consequences because of her only selfless actions."
Terra cried and ran out of the office back to the cab, with the driver following behind her. Eventually, only the doctor was in the office.
"Teens these days. One day the girl says she wants a new dress, now all of a sudden this one wants a guy with a new…nah, she wouldn't be that desperate."
(Back in the Cab)
Terra was crying on Robin's shoulder, while Cyborg tried talking her out of her misfit.
"Star didn't mean it, Terra. I'm sure there's a reason she said that."
"Hey, you guys mind if I crash at your tower for a while? I've been living in my cab for some while, and in a few they may evict me."
"Just who are you?"
"Some cab driver who's givin' you a free ride. Speakin' of which, let's play that song on the way to the tower."
"We never said you could come yet."
"I won't cause trouble, and maybe I can help."
"Robin…"
Raven turned around to his face, and he nodded, knowing not much could go wrong. So they headed back to T tower to get ready to break the news to Beast Boy, as well as what was to come.
(Tower)
"Where are those guys? Ain't like them to go running off without me. Well, may as well get ready to hear back from Terra eventually. Just hope it's for the best. I mean, what's the worst that could happen? Terra could become suddenly pregnant because she hasn't had her time and I'm forced into this? Nah, no way."
That's what he thought.
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Phazon: My apologies if this chapter took some time, but I'm working on some other stuff.
Robin: Just because you've got to be ready for September doesn't mean you should stray away from your stories. People want to know.
Phazon: They put you out if you've got a cell phone and they fail you for the quarter if you're late.
Beast Boy: That explains a lot. What's next?
Phazon: Not all that sure, but I'm sure there's gonna be some type of argument revolving around Starfire and Terra. As for Robin and Raven, things are only beginning, but nothing so horrible to the level of BB and Terra. We'll just have to see. Read and Review!