Chapter 11: Cards, Craps, and Confessions Part 2

Robin: Euphemisms, huh?

Phazon: Everybody loves sexual euphemisms!

Raven: I don't.

Phazon: Like I said, everybody loves sexual euphemisms! Readers, we're upping the ante with this chapter, which is why I'm glad it has an M rating, meaning we can get away with more stuff, including increasing suggestive dialogue and situational circumstances for the characters. Also, reviewer Johnny A. Q. suggested an idea in one of his reviews that I plan to use, so, if you're reading this, Johnny, thanks for the suggestion. But how long we plan to stick by that idea, I don't know. Hopefully this won't get me banned.

Terra: Or me a new child.

Phazon: But I digress. Let us move on with the story. Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of this fan fiction. The characters in Teen Titans are the property and copyrighted by DC Comics. This fan fiction is not done for monetary purposes, just for entertainment and hopefully some good feedback. Enjoy!

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Terra had long since eaten the donut she was going to use as a prop while she narrated her story to the rest of the girls, who listened in awe as the blonde continued the story of her first time.

"So after the first one, we got tired and had to just sit there on his bed. I gotta admit, it was kinda boring waiting for Beast Boy to get charged up again. Surely, you girls know how it is to just lie there, waiting for the guy to stand up straight again."

"Yes, I have seen many instances of such cases in my times on Earth."

All eyes focused on Starfire, the naïve alien girl who had a knack for discovering information about the wrong topics. The green eyed Tamaranian continued.

"On the box that plays pictures, there were instances where a man was...'nailing her like a two by four.' Or maybe it was nailing her like a railroad spike."

"Roofing tack!" Jinx yelled aloud for the other girls to hear. "It's nailed her like a roofing tack! God, I can't stress that enough for you girls today."

"As I was saying," Terra sternly said, "when I got tired of waiting, I just went for it in hopes that I could speed everything up."

Blackfire had a sly grin on her face. "You mean you grabbed him?"

Terra nodded. "Only thing I could do. Come on, that's not horrible. It was just my hands, not my mouth. And lo and behold, he was raring and ready to go at it again."

"I'm curious," Blackfire said, "where are your bed sheets right now after all this happened?"

"Stuck together like gum on someone's shoe," Terra replied. "For the first time, I'd have to say that Beast Boy was pretty impressive. He knew how to get it right in the sweet spot if you know what I mean."

"Beast Boy was eating candy?"

Okay, so Starfire didn't always comprehend situations she was better off not knowing.

"Anyway…," Blackfire said, her gaze on Raven, "we've yet to hear from you, darkness girl."

Raven was quietly eating potato chips while listening to the story, but she jumped a bit when she realized Blackfire was referring to her.

"Yes, why does Robin intrigue you?"

I thought I made this clear earlier, Raven thought to herself before trying to speak as monotone as possible. "Leadership qualities are something I was looking for, as well as personality, and he has both of those."

Terra tapped her shoulder impatiently, waiting for more information and glad that she wasn't the center of attention. "And I take it that you two haven't done anything yet?"

Raven knew what she was talking about. Just earlier, the blonde caught Robin and Raven trying to share a 'moment' before being interrupted by Terra coming down the stairs.

"I took off his mask."

There was a long period of silence in the tower. Not one of the girls uttered a word as Raven cleared her throat and continued.

"And I saw his eyes."

Blackfire was growing more impatient. "Mind giving us a color?"

"Fine, his eyes were--"

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"Green!"

"Green?" Beast Boy asked.

"Green for the Green Mile, which is the distance I'm gonna toss you out on your ass if you don't stop talking so loudly!"

The waitress' hand whipped back so it was facing her and swung at Beast Boy, painful stings now in his right cheek as she walked away.

Robin sighed. "I told you that you yelling 'I da man!' would get you in trouble eventually. You're lucky she didn't charge you extra for disturbing the peace."

"Yeah, yeah, but that's not what's important right now," Gizmo said. He was eager for Beast Boy to continue. "Now get on with the story, tofu lover!"

At last, Beast Boy found himself cornered. Could he really break down and admit that he, in fact, hadn't done anything with Starfire? He tried weaseling his way out of this predicament.

"So, uh, guys…Star's a great gal, isn't she?"

"Yes…" Gizmo replied, eager for the rest, "but that's not what we're trying to hear. Now, get to the point."

Cyborg and Robin were also interested in seeing how Beast Boy would handle the situation. Both of them knew that Starfire wouldn't let herself be taken advantage of so easily, even if she wasn't from Earth. Cyborg nudged Beast Boy on his shoulder and whispered into his ear.

"BB, me and Rob here, we know you didn't do it, so just break down and admit it."

As if Beast Boy had any other options. He finally had to fess up. "Guys…I didn't have sex with Starfire."

The group of Speedy, Aqualad, Gizmo, and Mammoth were stunned at what they just heard. They couldn't believe what they'd just heard, but then again…they didn't actually believe that Beast Boy would be smart enough to do Starfire either.

"…Cuz…I couldn't find the sweet spot!" Beast Boy immediately spat out, getting stern stares from both Robin and Cyborg, but interested stares from the rest.

"She's a female," Aqualad said, "so how could you not find it? Did she blindfold you or something?"

"No, no!" Beast Boy quickly replied, "but I wasn't paying attention. I was too busy thinking about Terra and how she got scared when she thought we didn't use protection."

"You mean you did!" Robin and Cyborg said in unison.

"It came to me when I went to the store to buy some snacks. I searched around for rubbers that were so thin, it'd be as if I didn't have one at all. I bought one, and Terra never noticed that I had one on the entire time."

"YOU MEAN WE WENT TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE FOR NOTHING!" The two other male Titans screamed together.

Beast Boy began laughing nervously and backed away from his comrades, only to be pushed back by Gizmo.

"This snot shooting brat was holding out and got Terra good!"

"Wait," Robin interrupted, beginning to see the logic in this, "this was another prank for Terra that you did on your own?"

The green titan flexed his muscles, showing off. "Pretty smart of me, eh? Looks like I do have a brain after all! In your face, Raven!"

Mammoth slammed his fist on the table the guys were sitting at, getting everyone's attention. "Enough! We didn't come to hear about your pranks, we want to know how it was! Now, you, the blonde, how'd it go down?"

Beast Boy folded his hands and cleared his throat before he started. Underneath the table, Speedy, unknowingly to anyone else, pressed the 'Record' button on a tape recorder.

"It started off with me trying to bug her in the middle of the night about some other stuff, but there she was: that hot blonde just sleeping there with those gorgeous eyes and the see through shirt with the blue bra….I HAD to go for it there and then!"

"We…uh, talkin' big ones here?" Gizmo asked, using both of his hands to illustrate the various sizes of female breasts. Apparently, the little techno wizard was a bit too interested.

"Big enough for me to hold on if you know what I mean, but that's not important right now. So I get her pants off and stuff, and dude…she was freaking soaked! I mean, I knew that women sometimes got out of control with their secretions and stuff, but golly-gee, you'd think she just went on a water ride."

"Did you just say 'golly-gee'?" Aqualad interrupted, wary of bad puns and jokes.

"Sorry," BB replied, "I was on a roll. Speaking of roll, I eventually got her shirt off to get a good look at quite a rack."

"Firm?"

"GIZMO!" Mammoth yelled to his partner. "Let the boy tell the story himself!"

"But he's goin' too slow," Gizmo replied, but he then put two and two together…wrongly, "which must mean he took too long to satisfy the rock girl!"

Robin raised his hand, as did Cyborg. "I think we can refute that. We practically heard the whole thing. We can assure you that Beast Boy did the deed and then some."

For a few seconds, Beast Boy was in dreamland, remembering how wild Terra went for their first time.

"Oh, BEAST BOY! Rub as much as you want to! Don't even THINK about stopping! OH YES! PLEASE KEEP…GOING!"

The green changeling snapped out of his short dream and realized he had much more to say, so he continued.

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"Why didn't you go any further with the boy wonder?"

Raven gave Blackfire a menacing stare. "Because we got an alert that you all were causing some trouble. At least he got to cop a feel."

"You never talked like this before, Raven, so why now?" Terra asked quizzically.

Raven put in another card. Jinx had brought with her a deck of UNO cards, so the girls now had something else to occupy their time.

"Knowing the guys, they would go blabbing it to the world. Starfire, you gotta draw two now."

Instead of getting two cards from the deck, Starfire took out a pad and a pencil and immediately drew the number 2 on the paper, displaying it for the girls to see.

"I drew two, did I not?"

Blackfire drew two cards and gave them to her sister, explaining that she was supposed to draw two cards.

"Darkness girl, I take it that this little affection for Robin didn't just start, did it?"

"No, in fact, it hasn't."

The sister of Starfire was leading into something else. "So I take it he's usually on your thoughts when you'd want him to be, right?"

Raven sensed where Blackfire was going with this, but she played along. "Whenever I want him to be, yeah."

"Did you ever get randy when you thought about him?"

Raven did not respond, so Blackfire continued. "You know, did you ever get…lonely and imagine he was there with you, caressing your breasts and slowly tracing his way so he could toy with? Did you get that strange sensation that feels like a jolt of electricity coursing its way throughout your body as you moan out to yourselves and scream--"

"FINGERING!"

Blackfire's words were cut off by her sister's exclamation.

"Sister, you are asking if friend Raven took part in self satisfaction to the thoughts of leader Robin! You wish to know if Raven got herself off while thinking of her newfound lover."

Now Raven was the center of attention as the eyes of the other teenage girls were focused on her.

"I do not need to pleasure myself, thank you very much. That is a debasing, vile, sha."

"On the contrary," Starfire intervened, "the action has been proven to be able to prevent a type of cancer in males for those who do it on a normal basis. As for females…wait! Wait here, friends, while I go to find where I saw it."

Starfire didn't leave the living room. She simply flipped on the television and went to saved programs. There was a program called 'This is How We Do It: The Remix Edition.' The Tamaranian pressed 'Play' and the program picked up from where it left off: the very beginning. There was a woman there who had various items to her left and right. After a few seconds of masquerading before the camera, she finally spoke to her audience.

"Welcome, lonely women of the world. Either your man has dumped you or you're feeling randy and in the mood for something special. Tonight, we learn how the fine art of mas--"

"MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!"

Everyone turned around to the exclaiming Terra, who obviously was trying her best to keep out any dirty words.

Five minutes passed and all of the girls were on the various couches, entranced by the program.

"Now," spoke the woman on screen, "there are such things as single role play. For this, we are going to implement such various items--"

Jinx edged over and whispered to Blackfire. "You two did come from the same womb…didn't you?"

Blackfire gave Jinx a menacing glare. Sure, Blackfire had an edge in conversational things and social life in general, but Starfire had a tendency to discover information that would otherwise never even seem interesting to her.

"Yes, Jinx, we did, but I didn't think my sister was so intrigued by such things."

It didn't last forever. Just as the woman on screen was about to give yet another demonstration, the program suddenly ended and went back to the menu screen. Starfire explained she had to stop, for she felt even she could not handle what would happen next. As the girls went back to the game table, Terra had her eyes closed, lost in another world.

"Beast Boy, have I got some new ideas for us."

"Mind joining us back here, Terra?" Raven called. As the blonde made her way back to join the others, they needed something else to pass the time. They had the cards and all, and were occasionally snacking down on something, but there had to be something more.

"Could Beast Boy bring it to the table?"

"I guess so," Terra responded, "I mean, it wasn't dissatisfying, so pretty much, it was good."

"But how good?" Raven asked, trying to push Terra further into the corner. "Indicate with your arms."

Jinx scoffed to herself. "Or your fingers."

"OK, it was this big," Terra said, but wanted to exaggerate, "THIS big!"

Comfortable in the fact that she was clear, Terra grabbed another handful of potato chips and gobbled the morsels, completely ignoring the fact that she still had a lot of airy buildup in her stomach from an earlier prank. The blonde winced as she felt her stomach gurgle. She placed her hand on her stomach and felt the need to relieve some pressure…again, hopefully without the girls hearing anything.

Terra sweat-dropped nervously again and sifted in her chair before addressing the girls. "Umm…girls, I still haven't gotten over the food from earlier if you know what I mean, so would you mind if I let out another tiny outburst before-"

Blackfire slammed her hand on the table. "NO! I still haven't gotten over Jinx's outburst."

The pale villain patted her stomach and smiled. "Yep, it was rank, wasn't it?"

"Go sit on the couch and do that!" Raven said, pointing to the couch where they were just sitting.

Terra clenched her posterior as she slowly waddled over to the couch and sat down. Silence passed as Terra closed her eyes, gritted her teeth, and gave a slight push. Although not loud, an audible boom could be heard from where the girls were sitting...lasting for about five seconds. Fine with everything, Terra got up with a huge grin on her face, fanning her fanny as she walked back to the table.

"All right, much better!"

The blonde got some menacing stares from the girls, only Blackfire and Raven trying to ignore the scent that was heading their way. Terra had to change the topic immediately.

"So…what about those two guys you all hang out with: Gizmo and Mammoth? Are they any good in the sack?"

After about twenty seconds of dead silence, Blackfire and Jinx fell out of their chairs, laughing their brains out while Raven, Starfire, and Terra could only watch.

"I think I'm gonna blow a seam on my Capri pants!" Jinx said as she tried to regroup herself. Blackfire was trying to stand on two feet without falling back to the carpet.

It took five minutes, but the two were finally able to do it. Jinx still had the giggles, so Blackfire went first.

"Well, Gizmo isn't exactly what you'd call…ready to start buttering a girl's muffins, so to speak, am I right?" Blackfire asked, nudging the still giddy Jinx.

"Yeah, instead of helping a girl sweep her chimney out, he's too preoccupied with his own tools!"

"A bit too preoccupied, if you ask me."

"Looks like he won't be wallpapering any girl's closer any time soon if Slade doesn't take away his computer."

"You all are actually allowed computers?" Raven intervened.

"Only Gizmo, seeing as he's the tech freak out of all of us, but he doesn't use it for research as much as he does for…other things."

"Like that time he declared it 'Double D Day' and he wouldn't come out of his room for hours."

"And Mammoth?" Terra asked.

Another moment of silence passed. "Well…" Jinx began, "we know he's got big shoes."

A figurative question mark was over Terra's head. "So…?"

Blackfire smacked her own forehead in frustration. "Don't you know what they say about guys with big shoes!"

"BIG SOCKS!"

Starfire jumped to answer the question she thought she had right, but she was not. Blackfire gave a long sigh.

"No, sis, not big socks."

"Big feet? Longer shoelaces to fit the big shoes?"

"Just forget it, Star," Raven said to the green eyes Tamaranian. "You'll figure it out soon enough. But Robin doesn't have big shoes, so what are you two trying to say?"

Jinx chuckled. "He's got that staff, doesn't he? What does that tell you? Put two and two together and you've got the solution to your problems."

"In more ways than one!" Blackfire once again added to her comrade's comment.

Starfire summoned for everyone to grab a potato chip, which they all did. Starfire held hers high above her head. "Fellow female friends, I now propose a toast, to good health, happiness, laughter amongst friends--"

There were some mutters of "Yeah, that's cool," and "Makes sense," from the girls, but Starfire was not finished.

"--and insertion!"

Raven bit down on her potato chip hard and looked at Starfire for a long while, then at Blackfire, then back to Starfire again. Normally, Starfire was carefree and jolly, but she didn't touch certain areas such as this, or have such a colorful vocabulary. The gothic girl once again looked at both sisters, bewildered, before speaking with hesitation in her voice.

"You two are sisters, correct?"

Then, completely out of character for the two of them, Blackfire embraced her sister in a warm hug and looked in Raven's direction with a huge smile on her face. "Yes, why do you ask?"

Raven just sighed and ate another nacho. "Star, just don't lose yours too early, alright? Keep your…sinstax, or whatever you called it, away from the guys and don't be afraid to use force if you have to."

"Do you mean such as the same type of force that Terra exerted on Beast Boy?"

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Phazon: Thus ends another chapter in this…very strange story that many people should watch out for.

Robin: Hello! You completely shut us out of the picture!

Beast Boy: Good, I won't have to explain about striking out.

Phazon: For now…you won't have to, but soon enough. Read and review, folks, and the next chapter will…hopefully be up soon enough.