A/N: Hi again Hi again! XD This chappy is only about Jordan. Next one'll be meh :P

NOTE: FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE TAKING THIS STORY SERIOUSLY…PLEASE DON"T…IT"S SUPPOUSED TO BE STUPID AND CRAP LIKE THAT! -heart- THANK YOU XD

SappireLight: I'm glad you like it XD more is to come very soon!

PhantomFreak1215: erm…ok…mind actually TELLING me what you want me to fix next time? And message me if you want to tell me to fix things k? X3

Disclaimer: NO! Must-not-say…words! I DON"T OWN POTC! –Sob-

CHAPTER TWO ARR!

Jack was giving the unconscious red head nervous looks. But then again…voting to have her rest in his room was probably not to bright of an idea on his part.

He picked up his bottle of rum and looked in it.

It was empty.

Jack groaned and put the bottle down. "The rum is always gone when I need it." He stood up and swayed abit, then looked to where the girl was supposed to be.

Emphasis on the WAS supposed to be. She wasn't there anymore.

Jack looked around in panic, his heart began to beat faster and he took a few steps forward, quiet oblivious to the eyes that bored into him from behind.

Goose bumps ran up Jack's spine as he continued to look around…when suddenly…

"HI JACK!"

Jack literally jumped out of his boots, hit his head on the ceiling, fell back into his boots, and then fell over from shock.

Jordan blinked and looked down at him. "Erm…Jack you ok?"

Jack was clutching his heart afraid that it would burst from his chest at any moment and looked up at the strange girl that fell from the sky. "Oi' don't do that! Savvy?" Jordan blinked in confusion but nodded.

As Jack sat up, he noted that the girl knew who he was but no one seemed to know who she was. "So um...ye got a name there missy?"

Jordan grinned from ear to ear. "The name's Jordan!"

"Ah…and…may I ask what you are wearing?"

Said red head frowned and looked down at her cloths. She was wearing a normal t-shirt and jeans…what was so weird about that.

"Um…jeans and a shirt…why?"

Jack tilted his head. "Jeans? What's that?"

Jordan began to laugh hard. "It's what I'm wearing silly!" Jack looked her up and down.

"Oh…" He picked himself up off the floor and looked at her. "Um…are ye going to stay here or come with me?"

Jordan stopped laughing and looked at him confused. Jack was standing by the door of his cabin and was looking at her. "Er…sure…where are we going?" She smiled goofily and followed him out of the room.

Jack swayed with the ship as he walked down a flight of stairs. "To get me some more rum, mate." Jordan made a face but followed him none the less.

They both were soon sitting on barrels with rum bottles in hand.

Jordan didn't drink any of hers but just watched as Jack practically downed his in one gulp.

"Ahhh, well now that we're here, I'd like to know of how you came to be on me ship luv." Jack stared at her.

Jordan thought for a second. "Well…me and Brittney, my best friend, were making plans to take over Russia when we both got bored and wanted to do something so I suggested that we play Pirates and she said some …erm…oh logical things then I pouted and she decided that we could play as long as she had her iPod, she's obsessed with the thing, and we went outside only to fall into this huge hole and I wound up here and I have no bloody idea where she is at the moment." Jordan gasped for air.

Jack blinked. Never before had he met someone who would try to explain something really long in one sentence/one breath. "Well…that's interesting…"

Jordan smiled happily and, without thinking, took a big gulp of her rum.

Jack watched as her face went blank and a flush came to her cheeks. Jordan began to giggle uncontrollably and swayed on her seat. "WHEEEEEEE! Lol! This issss funed!" she laughed and fell off of her seat.

Jack peeked over some barrels and noted that she was out cold. "Oi…Never knew that someone could get that drunk that fast…"

Jordan suddenly popped back up with a happy face on. "I wanna do something! I wanna…I wanna be hyper!" She screamed and ran out of the room yelling like a maniac and singing songs that Jack had never heard of before.

"JUMP AROUND JUMP AROUND JUMP UP JUMP UP A GET DOWN!" Jordan sang happily on the top of her lungs while swinging from the mast.

The crew all stared at her like as though she were mad.

Jordan noticed a barrel and hopped over to it. She also had found a match. "Ooooo what's this do?" She struck the match and dropped it on the barrel.

There was a loud BOOM and Jack finally joined the crew on deck only to wince. Jordan sat on the ground with a blackened face, charred hair and swirly eyes. Gibbs had a pained face on. "That was the last of our rum!" Everyone on bored the Black Pearl went to sleep crying that night.

But seeing as it isn't night time yet. Jordan got to do more destructive things.

Jack watched as everyone walked back to their duties sulking, some even sobbing. He knew how they felt but slowly walked over to the red head. "Why'd ye do that there mate?"

Jordan still had swirly eyes but looked up at Jack with a goofy grin. "Dude…that was sooo much fun…lets do it again!" she tried to stand up but was unable to keep her balance and fell over again.

Deciding that it was for her own good (and the rest of the crew) Jack looked around for something to knock her out with and found a board that would do nicely.

He was about to whap her over the head with it when Draca the Halfdragon appeared and ripped it out of his hands.

"Bad Jack! No one is allowed to hit the authoress's best friend!" she snarled at him. Jack blinked in confusion and Jordan giggled.

"Dude Brittney is that like you?" Jordan poked Draca's tail.

"No! Well…erm…maybe….uh…yeah…NOW STOP POKING MY TAIL!" Draca (aka: Brittney in her authoress form) yanked her tail away from Jordan.

"But Br-" Draca glared at Jordan, "…I mean, but Draca, I didn't know that you were half dragon and had a tail and wings and …other stuff that isn't as important as those."

Draca smacked her face. "I'm not even supposed to be IN this story you idiot!" With that she pulled out some smoke bomb things and threw them on the ground and disappeared as the smoke covered her body.

Jordan and Jack both coughed and waved the smoke out of their faces. Suddenly both of them couldn't remember what had taken place only moments before. Jack looked around in utter confusion. "What the bloody heck just happened?"

Jordan scratched her head and also looked around. "I have no clue dude."

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A/N: I'm like having so much fun writing this XD

Jordan: I'm sure you are….

Me: well…You're having fun writing it too!

Jordan: yeah…..about that….

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