Chapter 12: Cards, Craps, and Confessions Part 3

Phazon: This is quite a risk that I'm taking. This may or may not get the story pulled. Due to the lack of reviews or views in general, I am temporarily changing the rating of this story from M to T since there is no longer a PG-13 rating. The humor and satire may or may not lighten up, I am unsure as of now.

Raven: Just hope it doesn't get the fiction pulled.

Phazon: My point, exactly. This chapter mainly focuses on the guys' perspectives of things and how they talk about topics that would normally interest most, not all, adolescent teen males. Anyway, if lowering the rating from M to T proves too risky, it will go back to M in no time, but I'm just looking for some positive or negative or some type of feedback to know how to make this story better so I can know I'm not just uploading this fiction for my health.

Robin: Who's to say anyone will pay attention? You know how many Teen Titan fan fictions get uploaded in a single day alone?

Phazon: I'm well aware of that, but I'm still holding out. Plus, as I said, if too risky, back the rating goes to the inevitable M. Besides, not every chapter is filled with illicit sex and references to sex.

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of this fan fiction. The characters in Teen Titans are the property and copyrighted by DC Comics. This fan fiction is not done for monetary purposes, just for entertainment and hopefully some good feedback. Enjoy!

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"Eyes glowin' yellow?"

"I'm dead serious," Beast Boy said to Speedy, "all of a sudden, her eyes go yellow, she starts frenching me like, like a French woman would do to a French man if they were in love and having hot, wild sex."

Speedy still had hand pressed on the tape recorder. "And don't tell me you just let her take control?"

"Of course I did; you know women always want to be in control in a relationship."

"Ain't that the truth?" Mammoth said as the others agreed, completely forgetting that Mammoth just commented on something they believed he knew nothing about.

Cyborg was the next to question Beast Boy. "Seems we heard you got to grasp the globes. How was it?"

"It wasn't grab, it was full face in. And it was just to say hello."

"By going full face in her boobies?" Gizmo asked.

"Gizmo, I'm just about sick of your questions," Mammoth cuffed his partner on his back. "You didn't show interest in blondie before."

"That's 'cuz she wasn't naked!"

Beast Boy interrupted the feud. "Exactly -- her naked body is for my viewing eyes only. But back to the full force, it wasn't like I wanted to stay like that. She freakin' shoved me in there and wasn't gonna let go. Kinda scary, don't ya think?"

"No." The others all said in unison.

"In fact," Robin added, "some, or…all guys would find that to be a privilege, not scary."

"SHE SHOVED ME!"

All of the guys muttered something in the vein of "Excuses, excuses" while Beast Boy tried justifying what he did.

"You guys weren't there," Beast Boy explained, "you didn't see that glow in her eyes when she literally shoved my face in her breasts. A guy can suffocate under that kind of pressure."

"Or he could be enjoying the wildest ride of his night?" Cyborg countered. "Besides, from what I heard, this wasn't a one time thing."

Beast Boy nodded. "No, it was kind of a two time thing. Well…technically a four time thing, but only for one night."

"…Four?" asked a stunned Aqualad.

"All right," Beast Boy backtracked a bit, "I was a little rusty, but it was my first time."

"And definitely not the last," Robin added.

"But that's the thing about women – if they want something, even if it's sex, it's gotta be their way!"

A collective sound of agreeing murmurs went around the table where the fellows sat.

"If you're going too fast," Gizmo continued, "she wants you to go slow. And if you're done too quick, she'll say you're faster than a speeding bullet…but in a bad way!"

With a perplexed expression on his face, Cyborg addressed the pint sized techno whiz.

"Uh…Gizmo, don't tell me you've lost yours too?"

"He hasn't," Mammoth said before the whiz could answer, "he's got a sick fetish for internet women and spends tons of time online doing I-don't-feel-like-discussing."

"Slade lets him do that?" Robin asked, stunned.

Gizmo scoffed. "Slade's the one who gave me the computer. He thinks I'm using it to come up with contraptions to use on you guys, but oh, if he only knew the truth."

"Well," Robin said, "you better do something quick if you don't want him to find your supposed stash of movies, vids, and such. Also, you better change your password, but not to something stupid like 'password.'"

"Already changed it," Gizmo said, surprised that Cyborg said it simultaneously with him.

"Guess you better change it again," Aqualad chuckled. "You don't want the girls to know about your naughty secrets."

A long silence passed…with all of them out of ideas of what to do…until it hit Gizmo on the head.

"Garfield, what if you could have a three way with that alien girl and the rock girl?"

"Starfire would get confused and probably end up toungin' the wrong thing," Cyborg said, him being the only one laughing at the time, "and, and, and…Terra would cause an earthquake and shatter BB's room apart," he continued, still not getting a response from the others, "and Beast Boy would turn into a singing gorilla and start singing 'Wild Thing.'"

In the time it took for Cyborg to put that entire sentence together, he didn't get a single response or laugh from any of his compadres. Instead, they give him a strange stare as they got back to Gizmo's question before the outburst from the cyborg.

"Anyway…" Beast Boy intervened, "I say that if I were to have a three way…count Starfire out. She would be kinda confused, and I'm not putting anything at risk if I'm supposed to be doing two girls at the same time. Her form of intercourse would probably be a hug and a kiss on the cheek."

If he only knew the truth.

"What about you, Rob?" Speedy asked a stunned boy wonder. "We haven't heard much about your love life. You and the alien thinking about tying the knot and doing the wild thing?"

The boy wonder laughed. "Guys, I'm not, contrary to popular belief, into Starfire. She's one: an alien from another planet who probably doesn't know much about sexual intercourse, two: imagine her scream when you get her just right, and three…" Robin completely stopped right there and then.

"So you don't have eyes on anyone?" Aqualad asked.

"Well….there's always…Raven," Robin muttered in the quietest tone he could, hoping the others wouldn't hear him. Beast Boy, however, having the ability to hear far distances with his morphing ability, heard the last uttered word.

"DUDE, you're over heels for Raven!"

No, there was no collective gasp from the boys, though they did demand an explanation from Robin, as in now.

"Well, she came onto me to begin with when she kissed me without word, and that night when Beast Boy and Terra were doing the horizontal polka, I saw she was staring at me when I was trying to get to sleep. So…when we came back from the doctor's office, she told me to come up to her room, but I couldn't get around mentioning the word 'love' to her, because she'd probably blow up the tower."

"Go on," Beast Boy beckoned.

"We started making out, I got to…slowly arching my way to her breasts, and I got to massage them. I gotta tell ya," Robin said with a grin as he put his legs onto the table, "it was probably a hell of a lot better than what you and Terra did, Beast Boy."

"Get real, Robin. Me and Terra went at it, while you just rubbed against a gothic girl."

"You also got her to believe she was pregnant and put her into a scare. How's that for being a responsible boyfriend?"

"Oh, yeah, well--"

"Calm down Maury and angry boyfriend," Cyborg intervened. "So Rob, what else went down?"

"She pulled off my mask, that's what," Robin replied, earning himself congratulatory responses from the guys. Sure, Robin had eyes just like anyone else, but barely anyone saw them unless they had special privileges.

"Then I guess that's it," Speedy concluded, "you and Raven are an item." He took a swig of his drink before he continued. "Gizmo, you little freak, why don't you tie the knot with that sister…erm, what's her name?"

"Blackfire?" Robin answered.

"No, the other one."

"Starfire?"

"NO, THE OTHER ONE!"

"BLACKFIRE!" All of the guys minus Speedy answered.

"That's the one," he replied as he got a nudge in the shoulder and slap on the back of the head from Mammoth and Aqualad.

"Blackfire's been in jail, and you know what they say about demented sisters who go to jail for robbery in other galaxies," Gizmo said, hoping the others would give him a response that actually made sense, but he didn't get one.

"No…" Mammoth replied, "what do they say?"

"They say," Gizmo shot back, "that you don't trust demented sisters who go to jail for robbery in other galaxies." The little tech whiz's face was now red with rage and embarrassment at not having enough time to come up with another saying for people like Blackfire.

"Plus, she's evil!"

Beast Boy got some quizzical looks from the guys. When it came to romantics, none of them differentiated between good and evil, especially with a looker such as Blackfire.

"BB, word of advice: when you're dealing with a chick, don't focus on whether the babe's good or bad. I mean, you can't be kissing all over her and discover she's your arch nemesis, so you get off of her."

"Yeah, but what if she's, like, a crazed zombie that only acts good when you're kissing her, and when you're close enough, she goes TOTAL MENTAL and tries to blow out your brains!"

"Well, you're nuts," Gizmo said after a long silence. "If rock girl, who was gonna be evil, didn't go mental on you, why would anyone else?"

"Because--"

"Because why?" Mammoth demanded.

"'Cuz…once you get the Beast Boy, you got it all."

Nearly everyone in the bar went silent as lone tumbleweed mysteriously came through the doors and passed by. Mammoth snorted. The conversation was interesting, but there had to be something more, and he knew just how to get some excitement out of this, but he had to wait for the right moment.

The moment arrived quickly enough when Beast Boy had enough drinks and stood up to head to the restroom. Little did he know that a man was standing a few feet in front of them with a full glass, ready to drink. The changeling had his back turned when he came within proximity of the man.

"I'll be right ba--"

He ran straight into the man, causing his drink to spill all over the man in the process. It didn't matter, the man had self control and knew how to handle the situation without resorting to violence.

"YOU GREEN LITTLE PUNK, YOU SPILLED MY TAKE!"

He threw a right cross at Beast Boy, who easily dodged and shoved into the man, causing a chain reaction of bar flies to fall into each other.

Mammoth's moment had finally come. He picked up a pool stick and whacked a guy upside the head with it. A man officiated the soon to be action.

"BAR FIGHT!"

Cyborg looked to Robin, who had a stunned expression on his face.

"Yo, Rob, maybe we oughta get outta this place before--"

He was interrupted when pool balls whacked him in the back of his head. Because of their light weight, they did no damage at all, but Cyborg was smart enough to notice someone had targeted him.

"Oh, HELL NO! We gon' have to rumble up in here!"

Cyborg was off as Robin stood to his feet and looked to Speedy, who sighed.

"This is gonna be another one of those--"

He was soon interrupted when someone shoved him from behind, landing him in a bowl full of potato chips.

"Days?" Robin finished.

"Precisely," Speedy replied as he took out his bow and arrow. Robin went to the left as the bar fight ensued with…probably no sign of ending.

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Robin: Yes, a fight that's suitable for the guys!

Phazon: I didn't say you all would have the advantage just because you all are superheroes and all. Expect some surprises, though I won't reveal those right now. R+R, folks, and next chapter will be up soon.