A/N: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Here is chapter three mates! (sorry if it isn't as funny as the last two…but you'd have a hard time too if you were on the Flying Dutchman and in the brig! XD)

DarkPredatorPrincess: -tries to grab the chocolate from you- must…have…sugary…goodness! Oo heheh…I'm glad that you like the story…-tries to grab chocolate once again- CHOCOLATE!

Jennaalissa: Woo hoo! More good ol' crazah peoples! Yay! -Does a happy jig- and here is chapter 3 for you…savvy? XD

SappireLight: CANDY! CandyCandyCandy! Yay! -Takes it and eats it- yum X3 I'm very glad that you like this story soo much XD

Disclaimer: -struggles inwardly- mustn't….no…NEVER…! –runs off and Jordan walks on stage- Jordan: -sigh- Draca doesn't own Pirates but really really wishes that she did, savvy?

CHAPTER 3 AND A BOTTLE OF RUM! (Not really lol XD)

Brittney woke up finally and rubbed her head. "Wow…I had the best dream of my entire life…for a second there I thought it was….WOW HOLD THE PHONE!"

The brunette looked from side to side and noticed that she was in a cell.

Slowly her brain began to take function of the situation and began concocting a plan of escape…

Brittney put her headphones on and turned her iPod onto her favorite album. Grinning madly she stood up and began do dance around while singing quiet loudly.

On deck, everyone on the Flying Dutchman had to cover their ears because of Brittney's horrible singing.

Davy growled angrily and turned to Sharky. "Go shut that girl up now!" Sharky nodded and headed to the brig but shuddered as the singing got louder.

"HEY! SHUT UP WILL YOU!"

Brittney stopped in an odd dance position and stared at the guy. "WHAT? I CAN"T HEAR YOU?" Sharky winced again and Brittney took her headphones off looking completely innocent. "Did I do something wrong Sir?"

Sharky's one eye twitched and he yanked her iPod away from her through the bars of the cell.

Brittney's eyes went wide and she began to foam at the mouth. "Give. Me. Back. The. iPod. And. No. One. Gets. Hurt!" her eye twitched and she continued to stare at Sharky. Sharky slowly backed away with scared eyes.

The iPod crazed brunette snarled and jumped at the bars of her cage like a wild animal. Sharky screamed and ran back up to the deck…unfortunately he still had Brittney's iPod.

Brittney screamed and randomly sat on the floor while twiddling her thumbs. "They hurt my iPod and there will be more than just heck to pay." Both of her eyes twitched then she curled up into a beetle position.

"THEY CAN'T KEEP ME HERE FOREVER!" With that she hoped back up and banged on the door of her cell with a coffee mug that seemed to appear out of no where. "Leme' out now! I deserve a fair trial you foo's!" she continued to bang her cup against the bars.

Davy growled and marched down to the brig where the girl was being held. He watched her with cold eyes as she continued to bang the cup against the bars. "Will ye stop it already!" he growled loudly at her.

Brittney dropped the cup and stared at Davy like a deer caught in headlights. Her mouth opened and she gapped like a fish for a few minutes until Davy got annoyed and hit the bars of her cage with his claw. The brunette shrieked and fell backwards onto her butt for the second time that day. Swearing like a sailor, Brittney rubbed her bum again and then began to pout at noting in particular.

Davy glared down at her then turned to leave. Brittney jumped up. "NOOO! If u leave u have ta die!" She proclaimed while wearing what happened to look like a gangster costume. Davy whipped around and glared at her again with icy eyes.

Draca suddenly pops in with an angered face. "This is T-rated! No gangsters!" Draca snapped her fingers and Brittney's outfit turned back into the one that she was originally wearing.

Brittney growled and pouted. "How can you do this? I'm you!"

Draca sighed angrily, "How many times do I have to tell you people I'm not supposed to even BE IN this story!" The authoress made some funny kun-fuu moves then disappeared.

Brittney sobbed miserably. "But they took iPod away!"

Poor Davy was no longer glaring but looking at her in jinormous confusion. "Story? iPod? T-rated?"

Brittney looked at Davy hopefully. "Will you save my iPod from Sharky man?" Davy blinked and arched a brow.

Sharky man?

Taking the utter silence as a no, Brittney sobbed in defeat. "NOOO! I'll never see my baby again WAHHH!"

Davy rolled his eyes knowing that he was going to regret this and opened up the crazy girl's cage. Brittney blinked then punched a fist into the air. "VICKORY! Now…" she grinned menacingly, "…to find a certain fish-man…"

The girl marched past Davy and went up to the deck.

Everyone stared at her and she scanned them all over. None of them had a shark head. Growling, Brittney went below deck and found her man…er…guy fishy person…playing Lairs Dice. Fist's clenched in fury that someone had touched her iPod, she march over to him and slapped him hard across the face.

"Give me the iPod or face my wrath!" her blue eyes sparked dangerously. One of the sparks landed on Sharky's face and he wince, his face as full of fear as it could get. Everyone else was just laughing at him.

Slowly, Sharky handed the iPod to her, even though he had no idea what it was but just guessed, and ran off screaming like a little girl.

Brittney ignored everyone as she hugged her iPod with a very happy face. "Oh my baby! I'll never ever let you go again, no I won't!" she crooned like a mother would to a child.

Everyone took a few steps away from the girl with weirded out faces.

Brittney clipped her iPod back onto her belt and proudly walked back out onto the deck.

When she got up there though…a bar of soap magically appeared under her foot. Brittney screamed as she began to slide aground the deck of the ship until she finally crashed into the mast. Brittney slowly peeled away from the mast with xs for eyes and a nose bleed. And best of all…to add insult upon injury…Davy was watching the entire thing.

He picked her up and slung her over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Brittney made an eep and began to pound her fists into his back. "THIS IS UNDIGNIFIED! UNHAND ME….wait…no! Don't unhand me!" She squeaked and clung to his coat. Davy rolled his eyes and set her down. Brittney mumbled hotly but let him go anyway.

"So tell me…how did you manage to fall from the sky right onto my ship?" Davy looked at her with icy blue eyes.

Brittney put a finger to her chin in thought, and then grinned goofily up at him, "Me no hear you say please."

Davy narrowed his eyes. "Now lass!" he growled.

"Ok, ok! Jeez, don't have a cow!" the girl gave him a goofy version of his own glare.

Brittney then took a deep breath, "Well you see; me and Jordan, my bestest friend in the entire world, were making plans to take over Russia while she was visiting my house…soon we got bored with the plans to take over Russia and she asked me what I wanted to do but I told her that I didn't know and then asked her what she wanted to do and she suggested that we play Pirates but I said a whole lot of logical things in a very sarcastic way and she began to pout so I agreed on two conditions of we play it outside and that I could bring my iPod with me, she thinks that I'm obsessed with the thing, and we both went outside only to fall into this big hole that was in front of my house, then I landed not so nicely on this ship and I have no idea what happened to her." Brittney's face had started to turn blue and she took a biiiiiig gulp of air.

Davy stared long and hard and the brunette in front of him. He blinked once then noticed that she wasn't there anymore. Looking around he spotted her by one of the canons.

Brittney's eyes were full of playful mischief as she stared at the canon. "I want to touch it…" Slowly she poked it with her finger then pulled it sharply away. When it didn't attack her or anything like that, Brittney grinned madly and poked it continually while saying happily, "I like Shiny!"

If Davy had been animated, there would be a sweat drop next to his head right about now.

XxX

A/N: -is bouncing off the walls from sugar overload- want. More. SUGAR! NEED MORE CHOCOLATY GOODNESS!

Jordan: -sweat drops- um…hey thanks for reviewing and reading everyone.

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Jordan: -scolds- and what do we say to the people who just might do that?

Me: um…savvy?

Jordan: -smacks face- no you say please.

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Jordan: -looks to readers- Read and review please and thanks. –goes off to knock the hyper authoress out-