A/N: -Is about to say something but gets hit in the head with a fish-

Jordan: -stares at the now unconscious authoress- well…I guess I'll be doing the thank you's and stuff…Well anyway Draca apologies ahead of time if you all don't think that this chapter is funny enough. She is taking suggestions though.

Jordan: Ok here we go…

Me: HI AGAIN!

Jordan: -sweat drop-

Dunedain Rose Thorn: -stares at the huge sack of candy with big eyes- must have…CANDY! XD I'm very glad that you like it!

James'-gurl7492: Yay I'm glad! And thank you! –Grabs the bag of candy and eats the entire thing- yummy! XD

SappireLight: Yes iPod crazyness! Thank you…I'm very glad that you like this story so much! -Takes candy and eats it happily- no one will know CX

My Life Craves Pirates: Lemme just say this first…I LOVE YOUR NAME lol! Yeah…you'd think that Sharky would be scarier but no one is scarier then someone who is obsessed with their iPod XD. Yay for random hyper crap and stuff! XD!

Jennaalissa: Oooo still giggling? Yes! I have done something right for once score! -Happy face- can I havy my one piece of candy now? –Puppy dog eyes-

DarkPredatorPrincess: -sobs- chocolate! Need! –reaches for it again- Glad you like teh shiny XD and thanks!

Jordan: No Draca doesn't own Pirates -there is a peircing cry of anguish in the background- but she really wishes that she did, savvy?

CHAPTER 4 WHOO HOO! XD

Jordan sat on Jack's bed with a bored face on.

Jack had tied her up after she blew up the storage room that held all the rum bottles. Jordan pouted, "I thought all the bottles were empty! It wasn't my fault that they had a secret stash of rum in there!"

She drummed her fingers on the bed, trying to think of something that would keep her entertained but sadly nothing came to mind.

The red head screamed, she couldn't take it anymore. She jumped up from the bed and began pacing in fast circles. Jordan got a little too dizzy really fast so she had to stop pacing.

Everything swirled around, and Jordan bumped into Jack's desk. "Ouch!" Jordan looked down and saw two things that made her day; something that looked like paper and something that looked like a pencil.

"YES!" She plopped down in Jack's chair and picked up the pencil with a ear to ear grin and began to doodle on the paper.

Jack was on deck with the crew when he got a very bad feeling in his gut.

He excused himself from the conversation that he and Mr. Gibbs were having and slowly walked to his cabin. He opened the door and looked in.

The girl sat at his desk, scribbling at something furiously with a happy look on her face.

Jack debated weather to see what she WAS doing or just ignore her. He chose the earlier and slowly walked into the room.

Jordan was so focused on her drawing that she didn't even hear him when he tripped over his own feet and fell loudly on the ground…not to mention all the swearing that was involved on Jack's part.

Jack got back up and walked over to her.

Jordan set the pencil down with satisfaction and looked over her drawing. Little did she know that someone was behind her…

(Cheesy Jaws Theme plays here X3)

A hand slowly reached for her shoulder and……

"Oi! What are ye doing in me chair?"

Jordan jump a few feet in the air, landed, grabbed her picture, and ran for the bed.

Jack stared at her as she jumped onto the bed then looked at him with round eyes. Jordan then gave him a goofy smile, "Oh…eh-heh…it's just you Jack…"

Jack eyed the piece of paper that she was holding. "What's that mate?"

Confused, the red head looked down at the paper that she was holding. "Oh this? Well…it's uh…nothing…" she mumbled something else at the very end and Jack frowned.

"Beg your pardon?"

"It's just a drawing that I did." Jordan said a little louder.

Jack grinned at her like only Jack could. "And what pray tell is this drawing of?" Jordan blinked and opened her mouth to respond but then closed it looking very confused. "I…it's a ---- of…hey wait…"

Jack noticed that she had only mouthed the word between a and of. "What was that?"

Jordan frowned, "I can't say the word ----- for some reason…"

Suddenly a Dusk from Kingdom Hearts 2 fly's by.

Jordan's eyes went wide. "Like omfg! It's a Dusk from KH 2! SWEET!" Jack had the "ok I'm creeped out again" face on as he looked back at Jordan.

Jordan then pulled out a key blade and began to smash the Dusk into bits and pieces.

Jack made another face. This was just all too weird for him to handle…and he thought that he'd seen everything before…

The Dusk had been taken care of and Jordan hopped back onto the bed where her picture was resting. "Well anywho, before the Dusk appeared, I was saying that it was a photo of ….oooo cool I can say photo again! Woot!" Jordan did a miniature happy dance.

Jack rolled his eyes and sighed. There was no point to this girl at all. "Well...erm…you should get some sleep…it's getting late…"

The girl looked at him with a smile. "But Jordan too hyper to sle-" she didn't even get to finish her last word when she flopped over onto the pillow sound asleep. Jack poked her to make sure that she was asleep then ran out of the room.

"Is the lass asleep?" Mr. Gibbs asked.

Jack nodded. "Time to go to Tortuga and fast…before she wakes up and notices that we're going off to get more rum…"

Mr. Gibbs agreed full heartedly and got the crew going again. They all moaned sense it was night time but they did agree with what Jack had said.

A few hours (I think …) later they had made port at Tortuga and gotten some more rum. As they all loaded the barrels and bottles onto the ship, they failed to notice a certain red haired girl watching them from the shadows.

Jack wasn't paying any attention and literally jumped about 30 feet in the air while screaming when he felt someone poke his side.

Jordan burst into uncontrollable laughter as Jack came crashing back down to the ground. Jack groaned with the rest of the crew. "Oi! I told you not to do that!"

Jordan continued to laugh. "Aye you did but you didn't say that I couldn't poke you to scare you!"

He growled and pushed himself up into a sitting position and Mr. Gibbs helped him stand up. Jordan had stopped laughing and was now watching them all with an innocent face. "So what cha all doin'?"

The crew gave Jack nervous looks and he grimaced. "We're…um…just loading up some supplies luv."

Jordan gave him puppy dog eyes, "Can I help? Pretty pleeeeasssee?"

"NO!"

Jordan blinked, everyone including Jack had said that and they all looked a little worried.

Jack chuckled nervously, "Um…what we mean is that this is very heavy and fragile stuff luv…and we don't want you to get hurt." The red head knew that he was lying and she pouted with a scowl on her face.

The captain patted her on the head and gave her an uneasy smile. "You should probably go back to the room…"

Jordan gave him a look that said "sure yeah whatever…" as she walked back to his cabin.

As she walked in though…the same bar of soap that attacked Brittney got Jordan.

She screamed as she began to slide around the deck then she slid down to the room where they were putting the rum.

Just as they were about to close the door. Jordan zoomed right pasted them on the bar of soap and right into the room. The force of her passing made the door close and everyone winced as they heard the breaking of glass and barrels.

Everything went silent for a few seconds then Jack slowly opened the door to find the most horrifying sight.

Jordan lay in a pile of broken barrels with swirly eyes. Rum lay on the floor in useless puddles, broken glass and wood was tossed everywhere, steam even rose up from the murdered barrels of rum like as though this room had been turned into a battle field. The only survivor happened to be a bottle that was teetering on the edge of the shelf above Jordan's head.

"Oh bugger."

The bottle fell just as Jordan started to get her bearings back. It smashed onto her head and she went limp with X's for eyes and drool coming out of the side of her mouth.

Jack noted that everyone was staring at him angrily. He chuckled uneasily, "Well…um…at least she's out cold…savvy?"

Jordan was then taken back to Jack's room and was tied down to the bed whilst everyone else went to sleep crying their eyes out over their poor rum that never had a chance.

XxX

A/N: CANDY candycandycandycandy! –Runs off in the background still screaming hyperly about candy-

Jordan: ….ok…well like I said before…Draca is taking suggestions for what some chapters should be about so don't be afraid to speak your mind…

Me: -pops up in front of her and screams at the camera- I LIKE CANDY! –Is knocked out with a fish again-

Me: X . x

Jordan: -smiles- Kindly read and review please and thanks.