A/N: -jumps up and down in her seat- wheeeee! I'm chocolate hyper! I love being hyper don't you? Being hyper is fuuuu- -gets hit in the head with a brick-

Jordan: Trust me I just saved you from a page long speech about how being hyper is fun. From here on I will be talking…

Me: -pops back up- NOOO! YOU TRY AND STEAL MY CANDY!

Jordan: -sigh- fine.

SappireLight: Yay me like KH2 as well! XD -takes bag of candy and hugs it- ahh my precious…-eats it- num! thank you!

Jennaalissa: Great Idea! I love it! My brain is already thinking up of the next chapter with that in it XD thanks! -eats piece of candy with a happy face-

Nerd's United: I've never played Final Fantasy before. I much prefer Kingdom Hearts X3 AND OMG I LIKE TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU"RE SAYING ABOUT SORA AND KAIRI! -looks around nervously to make sure that people with nets aren't going to come after me then grins- I'm not giving you that kind of look I'm giving you the "Omg-someone-that-is-just-as-hyper-as-me-and-stuff-and-likes-KH-just-as-much-as-I-do-who-also-agrees-about-the-whole-Kairi-Sora-and-Riku-thing-and-omg-this-person-rules!" Look. XD Thanks and I'm glad you liketh it.

James'-gurl7492: -stares up at the bag of candy with wide eyes- I have died and gone to candy heaven! –glomps the bag with the happiest face on and begins to eat the candy inside- Glad you thought that it was funny! Hope you say the same about this one XD

Dunedain Rose Thorn: Yes the evil bar of soap MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! -cough- yeah poor rum XD I'm very glad that you like the story! -suddenly stares at the bag of candy- MORE SUGARY GOODNESS! -somehow eat's it all in one bite- thankies!

Jordan: Once again Draca doesn't own Pirates or Happy Snicker Doodles savvy?

Me: Oh wait! I must say that I hope you all find this chapter funny enough - ok now to the story!

"YO HO YO HO A PIRATE"S LIFE FOR ME!"

Davy twitched in annoyance as everyone stopped what they were doing to glare at her. "BACK TO WORK!" Everyone jumped at his voice and rushed about to do their jobs.

"Mr. Turner, I have a job for you." Davy snapped at Bootstrap Bill Turner. Bill looked at his Captain. "Aye sir?"

Davy pointed his claw up at Brittney. "Get 'er down from there and then do something to keep her entertained and out of my way!"

Bill watched Brittney as she continued to sing and swing from the mast. "Aye…Captain…"

Suddenly Brittney jumped down and landed in-between the two of them. "What cha doin'? Talkin' bout me? Huh huh are yah?" She bounced up and down while grinning at the two pirates.

Davy arched a brow at Bill, "Good luck…ye going to need it."

Bill slumped his shoulders in defeat and sighed as Brittney buzzed around him like a hyper active bee.

A few hours later, Davy decided to check on them to make sure that the girl hadn't killed Bill (hahahaha Kill Bill…get it? ….I thought not….lol)

He walked below deck and found both Brittney and Bill staring hard at a board with small coins on it. Brittney picked one up and made it move all the way to Bill's side of the board. "Woot! King me baby!"

Davy watched as Bill swore and put another coin on top of the one that she had moved. "What are ye playing?"

Brittney looked up and grinned at Davy. "Hey! Davy mah man! Come! Play checkers with us!" Bill's head snapped up and he looked sheepishly at his Captain.

Davy frowned. "I think I'll pass on that there little missy."

The brunette pouted. "I do have a name you know! And it's not Little Missy. It's Brittney!" she declared but then stopped confused. "….well…I think that it's Brittney…but suddenly I'm not sure…"

Both Bill and Davy stared at the girl as she pondered upon her name.

Brittney thought for a second longer then smiled. "Happy snicker doodles!"

Suddenly they all became animated and both men fell over in an anime style. Everything then returns to normal.

Davy twitched. "Happy snicker doodles had nothing to do with what you were talking about!"

Brittney blinked and pointed behind them. "No really…Happy snicker doodles."

Bill was the first to look behind him and he froze. Horror was written all over his face as he tapped his captain on the shoulder. Davy then turned around and stared in disbelief at what stood behind them.

It was a HUGE snickers bar with a smiley face doodled on it. As well as arms and lets.

"Will you be my friend?" It said in a nerdish voice.

Brittney glomped it. "I'll be your friend!"

The snickers bar danced around happily. "YAY, I have a-OW!" Brittney had taken a big bite out of the delicious candy bar.

"Mmmm…ack wait!" Brittney frowned and looked down into the candy bar to find it filled to the brim with…dun-nun!

RUM!

Brittney looked at it for a long time then shrugged. "Oh well. There's still chocolate on it so…" she took another big bite.

Bill had long sense ran off to leave Davy along with the hyper active girl.

He watched as she ate the entire snickers bar and sat there with a content look on her face…not to mention a drunken one.

"Likessss omg thatssss ssOoos cOoL duDesss…" her speech was greatly slurred and she giggled like a maniac. Davy just stared at her as she continued to giggle.

Suddenly Brittney jumped up with a spastic hyper look on her face. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" she shouted as she ran around the room almost literally bouncing off the walls.

Davy was actually starting to get a little freaked out now.

"YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!" She yelled and span around in circles. Davy slowly walked over to her and stopped her. She was swaying back and forth. "That was soooo much FUN!" she grinned madly. "I'm going to tell everyone!" She ran off to the deck.

Davy blinked. "Wait…tell everyone what?" Suddenly he heard drunken shouts and hyper active laughter from above. Slowly he moved towards the stairs with a feeling of dread.

Sure enough when he got up there…everyone on his crew was hyper and drunk…just like Brittney.

Davy spotted her and a group of his men standing on barrels while holding mugs of who knows what while singing a really loud and bad version of "Pirates' Life for Me".

Davy grabbed Brittney and pulled her away from everyone. Brittney gave everyone a drunken grin. "Hey yawl I'll be back! It was wonderful to have you here will me my children!"

Brittney was dragged into Davy's room and thrown onto the bed. Davy looked down at the girl with a hard glare. "What in bloody hell did you do to my crew?" His tone was harsh.

The brunette stared up at him with a grin. "I just gave em somethin' to drink mate."

Davy's eyes narrowed. "And what was it that ye gave them to drink?"

Brittney snuggled her head into the pillow then looked slyly up at him before she fell asleep.

"Rum and chocolate mate. Rum and chocolate."

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A/N: -is running around and is smacking random people with a dead fish- WHEEEEEEEEEEEE—

Jordan: Thank you for all the candy –smiles at the reviewers-

Me: AND THE CANDY!

Jordan: Draca I already said that.

Me: oh….

Jordan: -smiles- Please read and review.