A/N: -is bouncing in her seat while tied up- thankyouallforthecandyitwassogoodandstuff!

Jordan: ok…that's enough candy for you...

Me: NEVER! –Looks to reviewers- chappy is short because I was writing it on the fly so me hopie that you enjoy…and leave more candy! XD

SappireLight: Glad you liked it XD Yay more candy! –Eats- XD

Jennaalissa: Huh…now that I think about it yeah…you're right lol. Oooo! Hyper Will…I'll have to put that in there somewhere XD thankies! -takes the candy and does a happy dance- oh and btw…this chapter and the next are dedicated to your Idea with the evil bar of soap XD so tips to you!

Nerd's United: Nop I have not. I'm glad you like the story a lot rofl! And yes it would be bad if you had to kill me O.o Bwhahahahahahaha! May the day be cursed by we who are consumed by Pirates XD

Yuko6754: Yay I'm glad you like so far XD –eats candy- hehehe!

Dunedain Rose Thorn: Yay you are the only person who got the Kill bill thing rofl! Yay! -takes both bags of candy with a happy face- Glad you liked the last chapter and I hope you like this one just as much XD

Jordan: Draca doesn't own Pirates…aw come on people you know the drill. –huff-

CHAPTER 6 MATE XD

It is now the second day that Jordan has been upon the Black Pearl and already everyone one never wants to see her near rum ever again.

We now switch our attention to an innocent bar of soap that is innocently sitting on the deck of the Black Pearl.

We now switch our attention to Jack.

He peeked into the room to make sure that Jordan was still tied down to the bed. Jack was also happy to see that she was still out cold from last nights…ehem…war.

Jack closed the door with a sigh and turned his attention back to his crew.

The bar of soap saw its chance.

It seemed to innocently slide over to where Jack was walking and innocently stop right in front of him.

Mr. Gibbs then called out to Jack. The captain turned around and began to walk away from where the innocent bar of soap wanted him to go. The bar so soap sighed but it was not yet defeated!

It slid over to the cabin room where Jordan was and noticed happily that she was awake.

Jordan noticed that she was tied down. "Ftw? Why am I tied down?" she wiggled and tried to get free but with no avail. Two beady eyes stared at her as she tried again and failed.

"I am here' to help zyou." A voice with a really bad fake French accent said.

Jordan's head whipped around. "Like…who said that?"

Suddenly a fish wearing a mustache and some French cloths hopped up onto the bed and began to bite the ropes off of the red head. Jordan's eyes went wide. "OMG! A French fish secret agent! I KNEW you existed! Are you here on a secret mission to free me even though it's not so secret anymore sense I know what the mission is even though it's a secret even though you never told me what you are here to do, oh wait yeah you did and like wow I should've fallen into the Pirates world a LONG time ago and-"

The fish shhhh-ed her. "Do zyou want me to beh captured?" Jordan wisely shut up not wanting to be tied to the bed any longer and let the fish do his job.

The fish finished the disappeared. "Erm…thanks fishy guy…" the red head got up off of the bed and began to stretch.

Little did she know that the fish was working for the bar of soap.

Jack had a bad feeling and looked behind him. He saw the door to his room open and Jordan walking about…conscious and untied. "NO!" He waved his arms franticly and raced to his room. The bar of soap was waiting for him.

Jack's foot slipped on something and he began to slide around the deck. Everyone watched him as he flailed his arms and screamed loudly. He crashed into the mast but seemed to keep sliding around somehow after that. Jack slid right into the steering wheel and began to spin around on that. It shot him up into the air and he screamed again. "OI I'M GONNA BE SIIIIICKKK!"

Jack smacked his head on the upper part of the mast and began to spin head over heels in the air. He landed on his feet but sadly one of them happened to land on the bar of soap again. "Oh BUGGER!" Jack gulped then yelled as he began the crazy cycle once again.

Jordan was standing in front of the doorway. "Hey what's going on---YIKES!" Jack slid right into Jordan. She screamed and clung to him as she began to slide around with him. They slid around on deck for a bit longer until they both slid right off the deck and into the water.

Mr. Gibbs looked over the rail.

Jack was bobbing in the water with Jordan clinging to him with a frozen terrified look on her face.

"…Captain? Are ye alright?"

Jack looked up at Gibbs. "Aye I'm fine…but I have one little request…"

Mr. Gibbs nodded and seemed to look like he was listening intently. But he really didn't need to for this next part.

"GET ME THE BLOODY HECK BACK ON THAT DECK! AND GET ME HAT!" Mr. Gibbs pulled his head back in surprise at how loud Jack was but heard him none the less.

In a matter of minutes a very wet Jack and Jordan where back on board and so was Jack's hat. Jordan still clung to him like a terrified cat and he tried to get her off of him but she wouldn't budge.

Jack sighed. "This is going to be a very long day…"

"HI JACK!"

Jack screamed and jumped out of his boots.

Jordan watched him fall back to the deck. The fake Jordan still clinging to him.

Jack looked at the Jordan that was clinging to him then to the one who scared him. "Oi! What's going on?" Jordan pulled the other Jordan off of Jack.

"It's my decoy incase something bad happens. Good thing that I set it in front of the door when I did other wise I'd be all soaking wet just like you." She smiled and threw the fake behind her.

It hit Tom Cruise on the head and he fell into the water. As for the story of how Tom Cruise came to be on the Black Pearl…if anyone was to tell the story then he'd have to put a curse on them with his witch craft.

Back to the point though…

Jack frowned up at Jordan then lay back down. "Mr. Gibbs."

"Aye Captain'?"

Jack looked up at the older pirate. "Get me some rum."

Mr. Gibbs shifted uneasily and Jordan watched them both with great interest.

"Uh Captin'…there is no rum…"

Jack moaned and banged his head on the deck. "Why –bang- is –bang- the –bang- rum –bang- always –bang- gone? –bang-" he then looked at Jordan as she began to play with a match that she had found only to have it blow up in her face…some how…

"Oh…That's why…"

We switch our attention once again to the now not so innocent bar of soap. It had lost the battle but not the war! Its mission to clean was still in full motion! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! The bar of soap grinned (even though it doesn't have a mouth) and knew what it had to do…it had to go back to its very first victim! Perhaps it would with the battle there.

So that is the half of the story of the now not so innocent but yet evil sounding bar of soap that seems to fight for a clean world but so far has just been making people slip all over the place for no apparent reason other than it's own amusement and I wonder what's on today's menu maybe fish like that French fish that helped Jordan escape but turned out to be working for the bar of soap and I wonder how that really ever worked out seeing as the fish never really got paid and the now not so innocent but yet evil sounding bar of soap that seems to fight for a clean world but so far has just been making people slip all over the place for no apparent reason other than it's own amusement can't really talk and- (a brick is thrown at the authoresses head and she is knocked out cold)

XxX

Jordan: um….-pokes the authoress with a stick- well…I guess I'll take it from here…

Thank you all for reading and reviewing and…um…leaving Draca lots and lots of candy to keep her hyper active mind random enough to come up with the chapter's for this story…so uh…

Please r&r thanks