Welcome back to the story! Thanks to the two of you who reviewed! I now present you the story!
I could write a story of two brave men, crushing evil with their fireball throwing hands but what's the fun in that?
Mario and Luigi are working on Princess Peach's plumbing. "Luigi, I am tired of that damn Browser getting in the way all the time.
I go to get a pizza today and by the time I get back Peach gone! That just ticks me off. I save her she thanks me then waits for
Browser to come and get her again. I just get sick and tired of it you know?" Said Mario. "Yeah I hear yeah and what is it with us
and these-a fake ascents-a? They-a just gets in the way-a." Said Luigi as he turned his wrench on a pipe. "At least you don't have
to do the ascent and save your girl friend at the same time!" Mario said as he kicked one of the pipes. "At least you have a
girlfriend. Sure-a I got-a Daisy but… she doesn't even have a game of her own…"Said Luigi leaning on his wrench. "Come to
think about it, I don't even have my own game.." Mario leaned against the pipe. "Well-a course you do you did the whole.." Mario
start's thinking "Ah, what about that one where you were in the mansion with all the ghosts and the vacuum thing." "You were in
that one too! I save you in it!" yells Luigi. "So I can't be in a game without that annoying princess in it!" yelled Mario. "What about
your first game Mr. "Jumper Man"! The princess wasn't in that one, was she?" Said Luigi mockingly. "Oh-no don't bring her into
this!" Yelled Mario raising his wrench. "Have you even told Peach yet? You haven't told here about Pauline yet! You are living a
double life Mario!" Mario advanced
on Luigi with his wrench raised high when someone opened the door. The person slowly
advanced on the two plumbers. "Who is it Mario?" Mario looked up at the now very angry princess standing over him. "How
long have you been with her?" Mario gulped. "I-a umm.. listen it was before I met you I swear!" Peach stared at him for a second.
"Ok.." She leaves the brothers to their plumbing.
Two days Mario and Luigi are watching the new and this came on,"A woman, fitting the description of Pauline,you know (Mario's
old grilfriend) turned up in a local dump with sever wound to the head with what police described, as "It was as bad as a drunk
twister in the trailer park-" Ahh… sorry wrong commentary. Shuffling heard. Ah, here it is. "It was if somebody robbed a Sporting
Goods Store and found a frying pan and thought, Hey why don't I go and knock the crap out of that lady." She is still in recovery
but she keeps talking about a lady in pink. If you have any information please call: 1800- I LIKE POPTARTS!LOL! Thank you
for your time your local news isnext." Mario and Luigi just looked at each other.
Don't worry Pauline got better and now has albe to be returned to her home. I don't own anything. Really I don't. R&R&Flame!