ACGOMN: I now I said that this story was paused but since I got an encouraging review I'll make the next chapter. REVISED!
Naruto not mine
Chapter 2 of the Interviews
ACGOMN: We're back with another chapter. This time I will be interviewing the known Akatsuki members. Please enter. (Enter Itachi, Kisame, Zetsu, Deidara, Sasori, Tobi, Hidan,and Kakuzu) welcome guys. First question Itachi, can I hug you?
Itachi (glares): No
ACGOMN (hugs him anyway): Okay, seriously Itachi why did you kill your family and leave Sasuke alive?
Itachi: Because...
ACGOMN: Yes
Itachi: I felt like it
ACGOMN: Okay, and people think I'm crazy. Itachi is it true you are going blind?
Itachi: Hn.
ACGOMN: THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER
Kisame: Yes he is(Itachi death glares him)
ACGOMN: Alright Kisame, how did you get your sword Samehada?
Kisame: I stole it from some demon shrine
ACGOMN: Okay that's bad luck
Kisame: Who needs luck when you got power. (Itachi hits Kisame upside the head)
ACGOMN: Moving on to Deidara. Why do you look like a girl?
Deidara: IT'S NOT MY GOD DAMNED FAULT THAT IS TE WAY KISHIMOTO-SAMA MADE ME. I DON'T LOOK THAT GIRLISH! Sasori (whacks Deidara)
ACGOMN: Okay, because the first time I saw you, you looked like a girl. But Don't worry I thought that about Haku too. (Deidara is pissed off and yells curses) Um on to Sasori. You have excellent puppets what's your secret.
Sasori: I'm sorry but that's classified.
ACGOMN: Okay, do you love your family.
Sasori: Maybe
ACGOMN: Right, one to Zetsu. Er, are you a plant or person?
Zetsu: I'm a cross.
ACGOMN: What's your favorite food?
Zetsu: Human flesh
ACGOMN (pales): Um, really that's nice. Tobi! It is rumored that you'll be the one to replace Sasori, is that true?
Tobi: I really hope so, but I have to get word from boss.
ACGOMN: Okay Hidan, what the hell is with all this religion stuff? You do realize that it gets annoying?
Hidan: ...It's my thing okay. NOW LAY OFF!
ACGOMN: Okay...touchy subject. Kakuzu, why do you love money so much?
Kakuzu: It gets you everywhere in life. (ACGOMN looks at him in disblief.)
ACGOMN: Right. Now the final question. WHAT THE HELL IS THE DEAL WITH THE PURPLE NAIL POLISH THAT YOU MEN ARE WEARING, CAUSE I KNOW YOU ARE ALL STRAIGHT UNLESS KISHI-SENSEI SAYS OTHERWISE.
Itachi: It is required (The others agree)
ACGOMN: Then your boss must be a woman (The walk off) Okay bye until next time when I interview the Jounins Anko, Ebisu, Hayate, Tsume, Ibiki, Raido, Genma, Aoba! PLEASE REVIEW!