ACGOMN: Okay I didn't give up on this story! I revised and edited the first two chapters. The Akatsuki chapter I added Hidan and Kakuzu to the mix. I DON'T OWN NARUTO THE SERIES OKAY!

Chapter 3 of the Interviews

ACGOMN: Hi again. Before I introduce our guest for this episode. I have decided that ever chapter or so I will have a co-host. Today it's my younger sister. Rachel come on out! (Rachel comes out)

Rachel: How you all doing? (Does peace signs to the audience) (crickets chirp) Man, tough crowd.

ACGOMN: Sit down, will you. Today's guest are the Tokubetsu Jounins of Konoha. For all of you who don't know what Tokubetsu Jounins are, my dear sister will explain them to you!

Rachel: oh right (takes cue cards out) Tokubetsu Jounins are jounins who specialize in one area like being an examiner or tracker.

ACGOMN: Thanks. Now Come on out guys (Out steps Anko, Ebisu, Hayate, Genma, Tsume, Ibiki, Raido, and Aoba) Welcome please have a seat. (The guest nod and sit) Okay, how are you all doing today?

Anko: Very fine. (The others gave mixed responses)

Rachel: Can I ask the first question?

ACGOMN: You already asked a question. Anko you are up first.

Anko: Alright, give me tough questions.

ACGOMN: Okay, what do you think of Orochimaru?

Anko (gets pissed): I HOPE HE ROTS IN HELL! HE THINKS HE GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN BECAUSE OF THE TONGUE HE HAS!

ACGOMN and Rachel (takes cover behind Hayate and Genma): Right. Who is your best friend?

Anko (calms down): Shizune and Kurenai are.

ACGOMN: Very cool. How is your cursed seal doing?

Anko: Hurts like a bitch.

ACGOMN: I see. Next up is Ebisu! You are Konohamaru's sensei correct? How do you deal with the stressful job of teaching?

Ebisu: I usually read a good book.

ACGOMN: Oh I see. What's the name of the book?

Ebisu: Um, Harry Potter?

Rachel: I KNOW IT'S ICHA ICHA PARADISE!

ACGOMN: Why would you say that sister?

Rachel (holds of the book she got from Ebisu's pocket)

Everyone sweatdrops and looks at Ebisu for an explanation.

Ebisu (nervous): It's not mine!

Anko: Right and I'm Sasuke.

Ebisu: I refuse to answer anymore questions!

ACGOMN: Now I know what Naruto calls you a closet pervert. Anyway up next we have Hayate!

Hayate (coughs): Yo!

ACGOMN: You poor guy! You died!

Hayate: I know.

ACGOMN: So, what's was it like fighting Baki?

Hayate: Didn't you read the manga?

ACGOMN: Well yeah, but I wanna know from your POV.

Hayate: It was tough.

ACGOMN: So, what was your reaction to the Sand/Sound team up!

Hayate: I was shocked then I was angry.

ACGOMN: Okay next up is Genma.

Rachel: I wanna ask him the questions! (Pokes ACGOMN)

ACGOMN: Alright, just stop poking me I bruise easy!

Rachel: YAY! Okay Genma, did you know that in the game Naruto Narutimate Hero games you have white hair?

Genma: um, Yes? WAIT WHITE HAIR THEY GAVE ME WHITE HAIR! (Has a mental breakdown)

Rachel: Oops, ACGOMN your back on. I don't think he can answer anymore questions!

ACGOMN: Oh right. Somebody take him off the stage (security guards appear and grab Genma to take him away...thousands of his fangirls follow) Right next up is Tsume! ALRIGHT KIBA'S MOM!

Tsume: Yep I'm Kiba's mother.

ACGOMN: Wicked. Anyway, tell us some of Kiba's baby stories that he won't talk about.

Tsume (grins): Well there was this one time went Kiba was like four and we were in the forest playing with Kuromaru and Akamaru. He suddenly had to go to the bathroom. He was screaming 'MAMA I GOTTA GO POOPY AND IT'S COMING' Kiba wouldn't go in the forest so I had to my ninja speed to get home. In the end he shit his pants, anyway. He was freaking out like he was dying, he was so funny.

Everyone cracks up laughing.

ACGOMN (still laughing): Are you serious? That was too good.

Tsume: Yeah that was a priceless moment. I GOT PICTURES OF HIM! (Takes out a photo album of chibi Kiba pictures)

Anko: Aw so cute...what happened to that?

Hayate: Is eating the sand?

Rachel: OMG, he's in the bathtub with Akamaru!

ACGOMN: Okay, while they look at those. Next is Ibiki. How much fun is your job?

Ibiki: So much fun I love it! I'm so good at it!

ACGOMN: Gotta any tips for the readers out there.

Ibiki: Keep annoying them to death and eventually they'll crack.

ACGOMN: Well you heard it from the master. Next we have Raido...So how many close calls with lady death have you had?

Raido: 92 times.

ACGOMN: Esh, that's gotta suck.

Raido: Not really when you got all those beautiful medics.

ACGOMN: You mean Shizune, Tsunade, and Sakura?

Raido: Hell yeah!

ACGOMN: Okay last but not least Aoba. Why did you have to go into Kakashi's hospital trying to confirm Itachi's return when FREAKING SASUKE WAS IN THERE?

Aoba: I didn't look in the room.

ACGOMN: You might need to work on that little aspect.

Aoba: I know.

Rachel: Oh so this was the idiot who informed chicken head Sasuke about Itachi's return.

Aoba: I'm not an idiot. (Rachel and Aoba start arguing)

ACGOMN: Well, this was an interesting one. If you want to be a co-host tell me! (Looks at cue cards) Next time on Naruto: Interviews we are having minor Chuunin. LOVE AND PEACE!