ACGOMN: DON'T OWN NARUTO!

Chapter 6 of the Interviews

ACGOMN: Welcome back. This time we have the senseis of the Rookies. Please enter. (Kakashi, Gai, Kurenai, Asuma and Yamato enter.) Hey.

Kakashi: Yo!

Gai: GREETINGS YOUNG MISS!

Kurenai: Hello.

Asuma: Hey.

Yamato: Nice to meet you.

ACGOMN: Okay first we are interviewing Kakashi. What is with the mask?

Kakashi: I'm so incredibly hot that I don't want too many fangirls to jump me like Sasuke.

ACGOMN (sweatdrop): You do realize that the mask gets you more fangirls, because they want to find out about what's under there?

Kakashi: Oh so that's why I'm missing underwear.

ACGOMN (face fault): That was something I need not know. Do you have a girlfriend?

Kakashi: No. And I'm not going to date you.

ACGOMN: I wasn't going to ask that. Even though you are super cool and hot, I like Itachi better. And you are like too much older than me.

Kakashi: OH well, whatever. I'M NOT OLD. I'M NOT EVEN THIRTY YET!

ACGOMN: Dude I'm 16, you are twice my age that's sick. Next up we have Gai. What's with the youth thing?

Gai: Well it all started when I was a young boy and met my eternal rival, Kakashi..(Five hours later) And I decided to keep my fiery youth.

(Crickets chirp and Kakashi is reading Icha Icha, Asuma smoked a whole pile of cigarettes, Yamato, Kurenai and ACGOMN are playing video games on a television that magically appeared.)

Gai: Did any of you listen to my story?

ACGOMN: Yes that was a interesting tale. Um, let's go on to Kurenai. How do you have red eyes?

Kurenai: Birth defect I think.

ACGOMN: I see. So you are the youngest Jounin of the bunch?

Kurenai: Yes that is correct.

ACGOMN: So, how's Team 8?

Kurenai: Oh there fine.

ACGOMN: Okay and final question how do you deal with the thing?

Kurenai: I take it out in training.

ACGOMN: Ah.

Gai: What is this thing?

ACGOMN: On to Asuma. (Completely ignoring Gai) Asuma are you Konohamaru's father or uncle?

Asuma: Can say, it's classified.

ACGOMN: Right, you do know that smoking kills?

Asuma: Yeah and?

ACGOMN: No reason just asking. Lastly on to Yamato. I know you are a ANBU member you replaced Kakashi for sometime. How was Team 7?

Yamato: Sakura is great medic, Naruto is a bit slow but cool, and Sai needs some improving with his human reactions.

ACGOMN: Right, so your scaring tactics, what's the deal with them?

Yamato: I like to scare people.

ACGOMN: You have odd amusements don't you Yamato?

Yamato: You have no idea.

ACGOMN: Creepy. Okay that's all we have time for. Next up we have Jounins! REVIEW PLEASE!