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Chapter 7 of the Interviews

ACGOMN: I HAVEN'T BEEN GETTING REVIEWS IT'S MAKING ME SAD! Welcome back to Naruto: Interviews. Today we have the Jounin of Konoha. Please enter. (Shibi, Chouza, Dan, Sakumo, Hizashi, Shikaku, Shizune, Fugaku, Mikoto, Inoichi, and Hiashi enter and sit down.) Welcome. So let's start this shall we? First of we have Shibi, who is Shino's father.

Shibi: ...

ACGOMN: Uh, right. So what's with the silence thing of the Aburmane clan?

Shibi: ... (Translation: We don't like to talk, we observe.)

ACGOMN: Oh I get it. Next up we have Chouza. Do you have the same reaction to the taboo word fat?

Chouza: I"M NOT FAT BUT BIG BONED POWER TO THE BIG BONED PEOPLE!

ACGOMN: A I guess so...On to Dan. So you were or are in love with Tsunade correct?

Dan: Yes.

ACGOMN: How did you die?

Dan: Kunai poison and chakra depletion.

ACGOMN: That sucks. On to Sakumo. You are Kaka-sensei's father. You have to tell us about Kakashi as a baby.

Sakumo: As a child Kakashi was a prankster and only at 2 years old too. He dyed my hair purple once.

ACGOMN: Genius since birth I presume.

Sakumo: You have no idea what kind of torture I went through with him.

ACGOMN (grins): I can just imagine it. Well on to Hizashi. Neji's dad. We have to know. Did you like leave Neji's some books or scrolls to help him with his training?

Hizashi: Perhaps. I may have or might not have.

ACGOMN: I'll take that as a yes.

Hizashi: I didn't say yes.

ACGOMN: You did, didn't you? Don't Lie to me.

Hizashi: Hn.

ACGOMN: WHAT IS WITH THEM HYUUGA MALES AND UCHIHA MALES AND THE WORD HN?

Hizashi, Hiashi, and Fugaku: Hn.

ACGOMN (twitch): On to someone less annoying, Shikaku. Shikaku you are whipped are you not by your wife?

Shikaku: I am. Never mess with a women's wrath, especially ones that use chakra.

ACGOMN: I see. Let's go on to Shizune shall we. Shizune, do you have a temper similar to that of Tsunade or Sakura?

Shizune: Yes, but I don't get angry unless provoked.

ACGOMN: I see. So, you got a crush on anyone?

Shizune: No. (Blushes)

ACGOMN: You do don't you?

Shizune: No

ACGOMN: Yes.

Shizune: No

ACGOMN: Yes you do.

Shizune (snaps and breaks the coffee table in the center): FINE I HAVE A CRUSH ON GENMA AND KAKASHI!

ACGOMN (hides behind Hizashi): I knew it! Muhahahahahahahah. (Gets strange looks) Ehem, next we have Fugaku, Itachi and Sasuke's father. Tell us the dirt on them.

Fugaku: Itachi sucked his thumb until he was five, and Sasuke's hair style is that of a cockatoo that is natural.

ACGOMN: I knew about Sasuke, but Itachi? So, do you know why Itachi kill you all?

Fugaku: I can't say.

ACGOMN: AGAIN WITH THE UNIDENTIFIED ANSWERS! Ehem, now on to Mikoto the mother of Itachi and Sasuke. Why do you wish you can do about your two sons going awol?

Mikoto: First I ban itachi from pocky and his dango. Then Sasuke wouldn't get any tomatoes. Then I (five hours later)

(Everyone is very disturbed.)

ACGOMN: Uh, I'm glad you are not my mother...On to someone less creepy, Inoichi. Tell the truth do you spoil Ino?

Inoichi: Of course I do she's my baby girl.

ACGOMN: You do realize that boys are starting to look at her and ask her out?

Inoichi: WHAT I'LL...(Not rated high enough to hear what he has to say) Do you know who they are?

ACGOMN (disturbed): No but I know the guy Sai called her gorgeous.

Inoichi (is fuming mad): I'LL KILL HIM. (Shikaku and Chouza hold him down and knock him out)

ACGOMN: Thank God. Anyway last up is Hiashi, Hinata's dad. How's you relationship with Hinata now?

Hiashi: I think it is a normal father/daughter relationship, well as normal in the Hyuuga household gets.

ACGOMN: I see. So our of Neji, Hanabi and Hinata who would be made a good head?

Hiashi: Hanabi I believe doesn't want the title. That leaves Neji or Hinata. Neji can't do it, since of the caged bird seal. I think Hinata would do a fine job as head.

ACGOMN: Good answer. And finally...Can you take off Neji's seal please?

Hiashi: The council will not let me, as much as I want to.

ACGOMN: Ah, I see. Bastards...Well that's all for today. Next look forward to the interview with those from Suna–includes Gaara and his family, and Baki. SO PLEASE REVIEW! THEY ARE VERY MUCH APPRECIATED!