ACGOMN: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!
Chapter 8 of the Interviews
ACGOMN: Thank you all for your kind reviews. Today we have people from Suna. So, please enter. (Enter Gaara, Temari, Kankurou, Baki, Yondaime Kazekage, Karura, and Yashamaru.) Welcome. So, we are going to start with Gaara, alright? Gaara, do you still have that teddy bear you had when you were little?
Gaara: Yes.
ACGOMN: CUTE! Anyway, who is your favorite older sibling?
Gaara (without hesitation): Temari.
Kankurou: WHAT!
Temari (grins): Aw thanks Gaara.
ACGOMN: Heh, I thought so. Gaara how's the job of being Kazekage?
Gaara: Boring sometimes, but okay.
ACGOMN: How many fangirls in Suna alone do you have?
Gaara: Don't ask me, too many if you must.
ACGOMN: Imagine how many you have worldwide.
Gaara (puts up his sand defense and hides behind Temari): Hide me!
ACGOMN: Poor Gaara the fangirls must have jumped him.
Temari: Those annoying girls almost hurt my baby brother!
ACGOMN: While Gaara is a in that mood, we'll go on to Temari. It is apparent that you are caretaker of the house and your brothers. Who is really the head of the household?
Temari: As the oldest I am. Most people think it is Gaara because he is Kazekage, but that is wrong. I even have Gaara clean his own room!
ACGOMN: Woh, at least your siblings listen to you. I must ask do you like Shikamaru as more than a friend?
Temari (blushes): Ugh, why would I like that lazy bastard? He is so useless and a big crybaby. I even have to save him! (Keeps ranting on and on)
Kankurou: Damn now you have her started on Shikamaru.
ACGOMN: Sorry, on to Kankurou. Is the face paint you wear because of you being a puppet master?
Kankurou: Yes, and it's not make up.
ACGOMN: I never said it was.
Kankurou: That's what most people believe.
ACGOMN: I see. So, being the middle child isn't easy. You have a younger brother that out ranks you and an older sister who is the boss of you.
Kankurou (gets depressed): YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME! (Sulks in the corner)
ACGOMN: It seems I have mentally disabled the Sand siblings. So, on to Baki. You were the sensei of Team Suna?
Baki: Correct.
ACGOMN: How was it to train them?
Baki: Tiring. I had to make sure Gaara didn't go awol. I had to make sure Temari didn't behead the boys of the village for teasing her. And I had to make sure that Kankurou didn't go picking on the academy students.
ACGOMN: You must have ended the day with a lot of headaches.
Baki: You have no idea the hell I went though with them.
ACGOMN: I can imagine, you poor soul. But I can't forgive you for killing Hayate.
Baki: I do have his lover after me, even though we are allies now.
ACGOMN: That's sucks.
Baki: Yeah pretty much.
ACGOMN: Well on to the Yondaime Kazekage. Why are you a bastard?
Y. Kazekage: I am not.
ACGOMN: Yeah huh. You sealed Ichibi no Shukaku in Gaara, which caused him pain and turmoil, then you attempted to assassinate him, and which made him the target of Akatsuki. That almost Gaara's death, even after you were dead. Then you probably neglected Temari and Kankurou.
Y. Kazekage: How all very true.
ACGOMN: AND YOU FEEL NO REMORSE FOR WHAT YOU DID?
Y. Kazekage: No.
ACGOMN: On to Karura, before I go awol. How did you fall in love with a bastard like him?
Karura: It was an arranged marriage.
ACGOMN: OMG I HATE THOSE THINGS!
Karura: It wasn't all bad, since I could still see Yashamaru and have three children.
ACGOMN: Yep. So on to Yashamaru. Why would you attempt to kill your own nephew even if ordered to?
Yashamaru: No choice in the matter.
ACGOMN: NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER. YOU COULD HAVE EASILY SAID YOU KILLED HIM AND LET GAARA GET AWAY FROM SUNA!
Yashamaru: That never crossed my mind.
ACGOMN: Oh Lord. Well that's all we have time for. Next time we have an interview with Tenten! REVIEW!