ACGOMN: DON'T OWN NARUTO.

Chapter 10 of the Interviews

ACGOMN: We are back, with this time Lee as our guest. (Enter Lee in a flash.) Welcome, Lee.

Lee: I am so honored to be here as your guest ACGOMN-san!

ACGOMN: No problem Lee. So let's start shall we? Concerning Sakura, do you still have a crush on her?

Lee: No, I merely see her as a friend. Although my vow to protect her no matter what remains standing.

ACGOMN: Cool. So, your main rival is Neji right?

Lee: I WILL ONE DAY DEFEAT MY ETERNAL RIVAL NEJI!

ACGOMN: Wonderful, so I'm afraid to ask...Why do you stay with the same style as your sensei?

Lee: Why I admire Gai's sensei's youth and cool-ness.

ACGOMN: I see. So, tell me what is your favorite pastime?

Lee: Training of course.

ACGOMN: Is that all you do?

Lee: Of course not. I eat, sleep, shower, and do other normal things. Training however is most important.

ACGOMN: Okay then. Tell us a deep dark secret that no one knows.

Lee: I like the color rainbow.

ACGOMN: We know that already, Tenten told us.

Lee (gasp): OH NO HOW COULD SHE! (Anime cries)

ACGOMN: Lee, don't cry or then I'll have to end the chapter and go on to Neji.

Lee: NO YOU MUSTN'T! I SHALL HAVE A LONGER INTERVIEW THAN MY ETERNAL RIVAL NEJI. IF NOT I WILL DO 500 LAPS, SIT UPS, AND PUSH UPS!

ACGOMN: Lee, no need to go that far. But if you don't have a longer interview than Neji I'll tell you. So more questions. WHY MUST YOU LIKE SQUIRRELS?

Lee: What is wrong with squirrels, ACGOMN-san?

ACGOMN: MY GOD THEY ARE AFTER ME OF COURSE AND ARE VERY EVIL! THEY ARE PLOTTING AGAINST ME YOU KNOW!

Lee: They haven't told me anything.

ACGOMN: They don't trust you that's why.

Lee: ACGOMN-san squirrels are not evil.

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ACGOMN: What are we arguing about again?

Lee: You know I have forgotten.

ACGOMN: Well it seems I have no more time for this interview. Lee would you do the closing?

Lee: Certainly ACGOMN-san! Please review for the story all of you! AND LOOK FORWARD TO TE INTERVIEW WITH MY INTERNAL RIVAL NEJI!