ACGOMN: DON'T OWN NARUTO!

Chapter 11 of the Interviews

ACGOMN: Thanks to anyone who reviewed or will review. Today with have Neji. (Enter Neji.) Hi Neji. How are you doing today?

Neji: I'm fine, thank you.

ACGOMN: So, how do you stay sane on Team Gai?

Neji: Well, I can't say I am sane. But Lee and Gai usually train together. They are annoying, so I train with Tenten.

ACGOMN: You and Tenten keep each other sane then.

Neji: Correct.

ACGOMN: So, up until Naruto beat the crap out of you, you saw life as how exactly?

Neji: You live, you suffer, and then you die. I thought anyone and everyone was below me. But nto anymore.

ACGOMN: Naruto changed you for the best. How's life in the Hyuuga clan now?

Neji: Hiashi is training me, as you should know. Hanabi-sama and Hinata-sama are getting stronger by the minute.

ACGOMN: So, you believe Hinata will soon be ready to be the Clan Head.

Neji: More or less. But that won't happen for a while. Hiashi wants to wait.

ACGOMN: I see. So, Tenten told me about your fear of the dark?

Neji: What are you talking about? I don't fear the dark.

ACGOMN: I heard otherwise. And don't you sneak into Tenten's tent on missions.

Neji (blushes): No, I don't.

ACGOMN: Just checking. (Knows he is lying)

Neji: Other questions please.

ACGOMN: So out of the Rookie 11 you were the only one to reach Jounin?

Neji: Correct.

ACGOMN: How is it being a Jounin?

Neji: Honestly it's the same as being a Chuunin, except with harder missions.

ACGOMN: Do you know Lee wants a longer interview than you?

Neji: Oh no, one of his challenges. What will you go by?

ACGOMN: Either the number of words or pages. So, how many fangirls do you have?

Neji (sighs): Too many if you ask me. I got jumped and nearly molested.

ACGOMN: Do you have fans of both male and female.

Neji: Scary as that is, yes.

ACGOMN: Poor Neji. If it makes you feel any better, I'm not a fangirl of you.

Neji: I can take that as a insult you know.

ACGOMN: Don't worry you are still one of my favorite characters! I nearly cried during the Sasuke Retrieval arc.

Neji: Oh yes. I was in so much pain. Chouji nearly died too. Kiba almost killed himself to kill an opponent. Shika felt that it was his fault. And Naruto felt the most pain of us all. Shino was angered that he couldn't go. The girls, were upset that the weren't even asked to go.

ACGOMN: I know Shino was annoyed about that. I figured Tenten would be angry. But Ino and Hinata were too.

Neji: Hinata told me she just could wait any longer and Ino was livid when her teammates came back.

ACGOMN: Man that sucked huh?

Neji: Your telling me. I think all of us want to beat some sense into the Uchiha, not just Naruto.

ACGOMN: Man Sasuke is in deep shit, if even Hinata wants to beat him up.

Neji: Yes.

ACGOMN: So, what is your goal in life?

Neji: My goal? To be the best of course and to finally have some fun in life.

ACGOMN: So, do you have a crush on Tenten?

Neji: Hn.

ACGOMN: Oh man you were doing so well on this interview too, with out saying that word.

Neji: I refuse to answer that question.

ACGOMN: Why you too embarrassed to say?

Neji: No, it's a stupid question.

ACGOMN: A Neji?

Neji: Yeah.

ACGOMN: You really shouldn't have said that.

Neji: Why? (Feels killer intent from behind him)

Tenten (angry): HYUUGA NEJI!

Neji: Eep!

Tenten: What do you mean it is a stupid question? (ACGOMN is hiding behind Itachi, who is randomly there)

Neji: A that's not what I meant. (Tenten takes out her weapons scroll and drags Neji away kicking and screaming)

ACGOMN: O.o; So, Itachi you want to close this chapter for me?

Itachi: Review for this pathetic girl's story. And look forward to reading about Shino next.