ACGOMN: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!

Chapter 12 of the Interviews

ACGOMN: I have gotten so many reviews! Thanks. Before I introduce Shino, we have a co-host this time around. Please welcome ohmgeetis cindee! (Enter O. Cindee) Okay now please welcome Shino! (Shino enters)

O. Cindee: Hey there Shino I'll be asking you the first few questions.

Shino: ... (Translation: Ask away.)

O. Cindee: Can you tell us anything about your childhood?

Shino: No.

ACGOMN: OMG you speak.

Shino (glares at ACGOMN through his sunglasses):...

O. Cindee: Um, what color are your eyes? The filler episode where they show your eyes don't count.

Shino: Black.

ACGOMN: Okay Shino, my friend, give us your views on the Sasuke Retrieval Arc?

Shino: ...! (Translation: SASUKE COULDN'T WAIT TO LEAVE UNTIL I GOT BACK. I swear I wanted to go on that mission. I can't believe Kiba went. Damn the father/son bonding crap.)

(ACGOMN and O. Cindee sweatdrop)

ACGOMN: Okay, um, what do you look for in a girl?

Shino: ... (Translation: I refuse to answer.)

ACGOMN: Are you gay?

Shino: WHAT?

ACGOMN (laughs): That got your attention.

Shino (is pissed): I like a girl that smart, strong, not a damsel in distress, and doesn't talk much.

ACGOMN: Cool!

O. Cindee: My question next. Do the bugs annoy you ever?

Shino: ... (Translation: No, they do not. In fact, they are better to be around than humans sometimes.)

ACGOMN: I could be insulted by that you know.

Shino (shrugs): ... (Translation: Go ahead I don't care.)

ACGOMN: Meanie. Well, that's all we have time for. O. Cindee please end it.

O. Cindee: Please review and look forward to Kiba next.