Disclaimer: Bleach not mine.
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"Kise! Hurry up and get down here!"
Everyone was running around in the Kurosaki household. Ichigo and Rukia had volunteered to be chaperones for the dance, Kise was busy getting ready, Isshin was busy running around wailing to his Masaki, Karin was chasing after Isshin and Yuzu was...somewhere.
"KISE! HURRY UP AND GET DOWN HERE! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!" Ichigo screeched up the stairs.
He went back to running around, pulling on his socks, shoes, etc and Rukia was in their room putting on makeup or something else.
-Ten minutes later-
"I'm ready!" Kise bounced down the stairs to find the living room with a more than impatient dad and a mom fussing over her makeup.
Rukia looked over at her. "Oh. Well, let's get going then!"
"Ichigoooooooo!" Ichigo, Rukia, and Kise spun around to see Isshin rushing towards them. "I'm coming too!" He smiled...a creepy grin.
"What...THE HELL?" Ichigo screamed, his right eyebrow starting to twitch.
"Well, Yamamoto-jii said so. So let's go!"
He jumped (very hyperactively) to the door and ran straight out, leaving a trail of dust behind...
"Remember, we don't know him," Ichigo told Rukia and Kise. They both nodded their heads vigrously but started cracking up when Ichigo wasn't looking.
After a few minutes, the three of them left the house and started walking towards the school. They all had some soul candy in their pockets, too. Just in case. It didn't take them long to reach the school either. Luckily for them Ichigo had just wanted to get there super early and they were...well early. Oddly enough however, there were a ton of people already there. Even more oddly enough was that Kise recognized each and everyone one of them.
They were the Shinigami of the Gotei 13. Her eyes popped and she felt her mouth hang.
Ichigo and Rukia, however, seemed to have known they were coming and went to greet them. Just as Kise was getting used to standing around looking like a total idiot, Koruichi came up to her.
"Hi. Ummm...you look nice." She jumped about three feet.
"Oh...hi." They both blushed.
"You do look nice though."
Yoruichi had spotted them in no time and had come over. "Hi Kise!" she said, grinning. "I see you got a good one Koruichi. Hang on to her." She then walked off laughing with Urahara.
"Sorry about her," Koruichi growled.
"Don't worry about it," Kise said, laughing it off. "I hope my grandpa doesn't come over here...Oh no."
And there was Isshin, running over to his one and only granddaughter screaming out, "MASAKI! MASAKI! LOOK AT OUR GRANDDAUGHTER!" He came to a halt in front of the two though. "Hello Koruichi."
"Umm...hi...Mr. Kurosaki."
"I hope you will treat my granddaughter well."
"Um...I will. Don't worry."
"GREAT! NOW LET'S GO PARTY!" He ran back to his... friends, easily visible as the bobbing black haired guy.
"Remember. No one needs to know I'm related to him."
"...Suuure."
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"Wooo-hooo!" Everyone was dancing around and having fun. Even Byakuya was shaking on the dance floor. Which was a disturbing sight to some.
But then again..."GO BYAKUYA! YOUR TOTALLY HOT!"
Yachiru was getting bored with the songs that the DJ was putting on and decided to...well have some fun. One second she was on Zaraki's shoulder and the next she was pummeling the DJ. But the most unbelievable thing was when she put on a slow song.
"Oi Rukia." She turned to see Ichigo smirking. Couples all over the gym started dancing. Kise was horrified to see her own parents dancing.
"Shame! Shame! SHAME!" she screamed inside her head.
"You want to dance?" Koruichi asked, but not looking at her.
Oh Kami! A slow dance! With him!
Say yes you idiot.
I was going to! Damn!
"Umm...sure."
Soon there wasn't a single person who wasn't dancing. Well, except for Yamato, Isshin, Mayuri, and a few other people. Other than their lonely selves, everything was perfect. That was, until one of the gym walls suddenly collapsed. Everyone stopped what they had been doing and started running around, screaming. Only a few of them could see it, but there it was, the small army of Hollows that had burst through the wall. The Shinigami throughout the gym snapped their attention to it and quickly popped in their Soul Candy.
They all ran to hold back the army while the Gikogan in their gigais went to get the people outside.
"What's up with all the Hollows?"
"Stupid jackass Aizen! Won't even let us have one peaceful day off!" Lee Ann screamed.
"Damn right!" Minhthu agreed.
Unlike the other angry Shinigami, Byakuya was calm. That's right. Calm as usual. Even if there was a few hundred Hollows right outside. "It should be no problem," he said in a monotone voice. "With all these captains and vice-captains here, we'll make quick and easy work of all these Hollows."
"He's got a point," someone (random) said.
"But there's still a lot of them..."
Then someone even more random screamed out, "LET'S KICK SOME HOLLOW ASS WITH OUR SHIKAIS!"
Random person coughed, "If we even have one."
Next random person goes, "You gonna take that Zaraki? It was obviously directed at you!"
"Who said that? They're dead! THEY'RE DEAD!"
"But they're already dead."
"Grrrrrrrr...I'm just friggin' saying...stupid fuckheads!"
The Hollows stared.
Zaraki looked.
He found.
"GAH IMMA KILL YOU YOU LIL BRAT!" The 'brat' ran in front of the Hollows and it was then that everyone noticed them again.
"What are you staring at? ATTACK THEM!"
Shikai started getting released and Hollow asses were kicked.
"WHOO-HOOO!"
The Hollows were wiped out in 10:13:06 flat.
"What a great Valentines!" Zaraki yelled out. "The Human World ain't so bad after all."
"Except for all those peasants running around," Byakuya said, grimacing.
"Nee-sama! How many times do we have to go over this? There's no such thing as peasants in the Human World now!"
"But they're so dirty and...not noble like me!"
It would've been a strange sight to anyone who could see the people in black samurai-like outfits chattering amongst themselves, surrounded by a pile of broken white masks, and blood. Then there was the swords they all held. It was a strange sight indeed.
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