A/N: Yet another chapter! Well... since I said everything in my Author's note in the last chapter, I have nothin' to say. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: If I owned Hamtaro, I would be making episodes & not writing fanfiction. And if I owned Shadow, wouldn't I be writing ShadowSandy stories instead of KetherSandy?
Behind The Eyes Of A Juvenile Delinquent by Laura Amanda McConnell
Chapter Ten: I Can't Help Falling In Love With You
"Isn't it pretty?" Amanda said giddily, gesturing to her beautiful diamond engagement ring.
"Yeah," Sandy said, "I wish I had one."
"When's the wedding?" Pashmina asked.
"Next week." Amanda squeled, "Soon, I'm going to be Mrs. Billie Joe Armstrong."
"Coolie!" Bijou said.
A week flew by in a blur & soon Amanda was standing in her dressing room in a long white dress with a veil. She had dyed her hair black as usual & it was straightened with her bangs brushed over to one side.
"Oh my god. Amanda!" Pashmina shrieked. The bridesmaids were wearing pretty short black off the shoulder dresses with lace on the shoulders (A/N: LOL. That's what my Aunt's bridesmaids wore!). They were wearing black pumps.
"You look so, so, so, beautiful!" Sandy exclaimed.
Amanda hugged both of them. "This is the best day of my life." she said, "And you two look so nice too!"
When they walked down the isle it turned out Shadow was Billie's best man.
They took their places & the preacher started saying the vows. (A/N: I'm skipping to the end because I don't know the vows.) "Do you, Billie Joe Armstrong, take Laura Amanda McConnell to be your smart, beautiful, loving, fun, & sweet wife?"
"I do."
"And do you, Laura Amanda McConnell, take Billie Joe Armstrong to be your hot, talented, & wonderful husband?"
"I do."
"I now pronounce you man & wife. You may now kiss the bride."
Billie kissed Amanda & then she decided it was time to throw the boquet to the girls. She threw &... Sandy caught it!
Sandy began laughing. "Guess what?" she asked, pulling off her gloves as Shadow walked over to her & put his arm around her waist, "Me & Shadow are getting married!" she exclaimed, showing everyone her ring.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sandy screamed, waking up from her dream with a start. She was panting. "What the hell is going on? I don't like Shadow! I want my Kether. NOW." She did the only thing she could think of. Called Amanda. Hopefully she was back from her date, god what time was it?
She dialed Amanda's number & was about to rip the phone to shreds for ringing too much when someone answered.
"Talk to me." said a guy in a fake girly feminine tone.
Sandy heard Amanda laugh in the background.
"What?" she heard the guy say, "That's exactly how you sound when you answer the phone."
Amanda laughed again & said, "You still have someone on line you know."
"Oh yeah," he said, "Who is this?"
"Who's this?" Sandy countered.
"Amanda's boyfriend." he said.
"Billie Joe Armstrong?" Sandy asked incredulously. Maybe the wedding dream wasn't too far off. But she'd be marrying KETHER. Not SHADOW. I mean sure Shadow was hot, & nice, & cool, & WHAT?
"Let me think... DUH! Who'd you think it was?"
"Your just Amanda's type you know." Sandy said.
"Thank-wait, who are you?"
"I'm Amanda's best friend, Sandy." she said, "Can I talk to her?"
"Shure." he said handing the phone to Amanda, "Talk to her."
"BILLIE!" Amanda shrieked, "Anyway, Talk To Me."
Sandy laughed. "So what are you doing?" she asked, "Please don't be turning into Pashmina."
"I am. We've been screwing like hell all night long." Amanda told her.
"AMANDA!"
"No, we're really watching a horny romance movie so we'll be horny & then screw like hell all night!"
"AMANDA!"
Amanda laughed. "No, we're watching Kill Bill three." (A/N: I know that hasn't come out yet but in my story it has.)
"Is that horny?" Sandy asked suspicously.
"No it's action. But why did you call anyway, surely it was for some other reason then to interogate me on my sex life."
"AMANDA!"
"What?" Amanda asked faux innocently.
"Uh, never mind but yes, there was a reason!" Sandy said, "See, I had this dream, where you were marrying Billie-"
"SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOUSLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?" Amanda shrieked so loud that Sandy dropped the phone.
"Yeah," Sandy said, picking the phone back up, "But then you threw the boquet & I caught it & it turned out I was marrying Shadow."
"Ooooh..."
"But Amanda, DON'T YOU GET IT? I think I'm falling for him but I love Kether... I can't fall for him. It would be a love triangle & I HATE love triangles!" Sandy said.
"Look Sandy," Amanda said, "I can't help you, you'll just have to see where things go."
"Thanks Amanda."
"what? What did I do?"
Sandy rolled her eyes.
"Hey Sandy?"
"Yeah?"
"What did my wedding dress look like?"
"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
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Sandy walked into the park & saw Shadow.
"Hey, I was hoping you'd be here." she said.
Wise men say
Only fools rush in
But I can't help
Falling in love with you
"Hey..." Shadow said, "What's up?"
"I had a disturbing dream." Sandy said.
"What happened?" Shadow asked.
"Amanda was getting married." Sandy said.
Shall I stay
Would it be a sin
If I can't help
Falling in love with you
"Oooh, oozing with creepiness." Shadow said.
"And then I caught her flowers." Sandy said.
"Who's the lucky guy?" Shadow asked, immediately clamping his hand over his mouth so he would disgrace himself no longer.
"I don't know." Sandy lied, "I woke up before dream Sandy said."
Like a river flows
Surely to the sea
Darling so it goes
Some things were meant to be
Shadow put his arm around her. "Are you okay?" he asked, sensing her screwy mood.
"Maybe... I miss Kether. That's all." Sandy said quitely.
"I'm sorry." Shadow said looking her in the eye.
Take my hand
Take my whole life too
Cause I can't help
Falling in love with you
"I-i-i-it's okay." Sandy said shakily. She wanted to kiss Shadow so much. 'Well what about Maxwell? I could be indangering Shadow because Maxwell... Oh screw Maxwell!' she thought & grabbed the front of Shadow's jacket & kissed him.
He was severely surprised by her actions but he did wrap his arms around her waist & kiss her back.
Shall I stay
Would it be a sin
If I can't help
Falling in love with you
Ten Minutes later...
Sandy finally pulled away from the passionate kiss her & Shadow had shared. "That WILL not happen again." Sandy said, as she started walking again.
Like a river flows
Surely to the sea
Darling so it goes
Some things were meant to be
Five & a half seconds later...
Take my hand
Take my whole life too
Cause I can't help
Falling in love with you
"Oh SCREW it!" she said again & grabbed Shadow & kissed him again.
Oh I can't help Falling in love with you
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Shadow & Sandy walked hand in hand into a restraunt. "Thanks for taking me out to dinner. I need to get out of my creepy house." Sandy said.
"Why is it creepy?" Shadow asked.
"It oozes of Maxwell-ness." Sandy said, "When I'm alone, I constantly feel like he's watching me."
"Ah." Shadow said, "The sideaffects of stalkerality."
"Of what?" Sandy asked.
"I don't know. It just sounded good." Shadow informed her.
Sandy laughed & kissed him again. He kissed her back...
"Excuse me?" a waiter said.
The two kissing teenagers ignored him.
Twenty Minutes later...
"ARE YOU TWO GOING TO FREAKING STAND THERE & FRICKIN' KISS & PRACTICALLY SCREW OR ARE YOU GOING TO FREAKIN' ORDER & LET ME GET FRIGGIN' PAID FOR MY SCREWY JOB?" The waiter yelled.
"Touche." Shadow remarked pulling away from Sandy.
"Ditto." Sandy agreed, "And yes, we'll order already! Keep your pants on!"
Once they'd ordered & the pissed off waiter had gone to get their food Sandy's phone rang. "Why are people always calling me?" Sandy joked, "WHY GOD WHY?"
Shadow laughed. "I guess people love you as much as I do." he said.
Sandy started to laugh & then... both went silent. "What?" Sandy asked, "What did you say?"
"I said..." Shadow said, "It's true Sandy. I think I'm kind of falling in love with you." Who cares if she knew? What'd he have to lose?
"Oh Shadow," Sandy breathed, "That's so... so... sweet." she leaned up to kiss him but said, "Actually, hold that kiss, I have to answer my phone!" & she flipped open her razar.
"IF YOU DON'T PICK UP YOUR THIS SECOND-" Amanda's voice screamed from the other line.
"I'm here, I'm here!" Sandy said, "God, what the hell could be that important?"
"SANDY! IT'S AWWWWWWWWWWWWFUL! TOTALLY HORRRRRRRRRRIBLE!" Amanda wailed. She sounded practically in tears.
"WHAT? WHAT IS IT?" Sandy asked, paniced.
Amanda whimpered. "I have a date with Billie tonight," she sniffled, "So I was going to wear that really slutty black minidress I just bought & curl my hair & paint my fingernails black & guess what?"
"WHAT?" Sandy asked, "Did he cancel? I can kill him if you'd like." Sandy supplied oh so helpfully.
"No, WORSE!" Amanda moaned, "Adrienne used to paint her fingernails black!"
"Say what?" Sandy asked, "You interrupted me from my make out with Shadow to say that someone else paints their fingernails black?"
"But Sandy!" Amanda cried dramatically, "Don't you get it?"
"No." Sandy said.
"She's the devil! She's evil!" Amanda said, "She ripped off my style! And I was doing that so he'd notice I was different."
Sandy sighed. "So you think that she did it to piss you off?"
"DUH!" Amanda said.
"Okay then, what other colors do you have?" Sandy asked.
"Blood red, elecrtric & metalic blue, &... WHITE!" Amanda cried as if she'd just invented some breed of dinosauers never discovered.
"There you go then. Better hurry & put it on." Sandy told her.
"THANK THE GODS FOR YOU SANDY! YOU ARE A LIFESAVER! I LOVE YOU!" Amanda cried dramatically, "Oh hey, since me & Billie are going to the same restraunt as you & Shadow are do you want us to meet you there?"
"Shure." Sandy agreed.
"Alright, see ya in a few."
"Bye." Sandy said, flipping the phone shut, "Okay, now." she leaned over the table, falling on it, & kissed Shadow like there was no tomorrow.
The waiter came back with their food & set it on the table.
"Would you like cheese on that?" he asked.
No answer.
"Excuse me Mr., but would you like cheese on that?"
Still no answer.
"Mr. Shadow, would you or would you not like cheese on that?"
STILL no answer.
"WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FREAKING CHEESE ON THAT OR NOT?"
STILL no answer!
"WOULD-OH SCREW IT I QUIT!" And with that the pissed off waiter threw his apron on the floor & stormed out.
"I think we pissed that waiter off." Sandy whispered.
"I agree." Shadow said, & then he kissed Sandy again.
Twenty minutes later...
"SCREW MIKE DIRNT YOUR NOT DOING IT!" Amanda yelled as she stormed into the restraunt, dragging a tired looking Billie Joe Armstrong behind her.
She did look quite hot in the 'slutty' black mini dress she bought, thigh black laceup boots, & her inch long nails were painted a dazzling white. She had decided againist curls & tied her hair back in a ponytail instead.
Both Shadow & Sandy jumped at how loud Amanda yelled. She could be quite frightening when angry (A/N: I can be. LOL.) & right now she was furious.
"But I already told everyone that I would do that ide-" Billie started to reason with her.
"SCREW EVERYONE THEY CAN THINK OF A NEW IDEA!" Amanda yelled.
"Wow." Shadow said, "Am I allowed to be petrified?"
"Yeah sure." Sandy said, "I am. Please don't piss her off Shadow."
"I won't. Swear to god." Shadow said.
"I couldn't do it even if we cut-" Billie started to say.
"NO!" Amanda yelled, "Your my boyfriend! You can't go around screwing other girls on your stupid music videos!"
Billie winced & sat down next to Shadow well Amanda took the seat next to Sandy.
"I'm Shadow Strider."
"I'm Amanda McConnell & this is my boyfriend Billie Joe Armstrong!" Amanda said.
"Amanda," Billie hissed, "Don't say-" but the damage had been done.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG! I WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH!" A group of fan girls that were having a Green Day fan club meeting in that restraunt that night screamed.
"Oh s&$&!" Amanda muttered.
"That." Billie finished dryly.
"Come on!" Shadow said, "Let's get out of here before they kill someone!"
The four had run out of the restraunt, with a large group of fan girls behind them mind you, before you could say 'Oh my god! Obsessed girls are so dangerous!'
"You just had to brag about your boyfriend there, didn't you Amanda?" Sandy snapped.
"Hey, it's not my fault their obsessed fan girls!" Amanda shrugged.
"Like you?" Sandy asked.
"She was an obsessed fan girl?" Billie asked.
"Oh yeah!" Sandy said, "She had your pictures stapled all over the wall, about twenty posters, & you were the background on her laptop. She had Green Day notebooks, folders, every CD, um... oh yeah, didn't she have that whole website about you?"
"She did?"
"Totally."
"SANDY!"
"HURRY! THEY'RE GAINING ON US!" Shadow yelled breaking up the fight before it even started.
"HEY LOOK! I GOT HIS NOTES!" One fan girl yelled.
"HEY! I NEED THOSE!"
"No you don't! There for that stupid music video." Amanda said.
"LOOK! I GOT HIS NECKLACE!"
"What neckla-ACK! THAT'S MINE!" Shadow yelled, "GIVE IT BACK!" he dived right into the middle of them.
"SHADOW!"
"SANDY!"
"AMANDA!"
Fifteen minutes later the four emeged from the group, hair a mess, jackes ripped off, & clothes astray. Shadow did have a necklace though.
"ESCAPE TO SHADOW'S MOTORCYCLE!" Amanda said.
They all ran to Shadow's motorcycle & got on in the nick of time.
Once they were safely at Amanda's house & out of reach of the fan girls Shadow commented, "That was the... WIERDEST date I have EVER been on in my life! But it was the best!"
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"Hm... white mascara & lipstick? Cool!" Kether said. He was in a Rock American store in New York since he'd just recieved his paycheck the other day.
Someone else walked into the store. He was wearing a trench coat & he had brown hair. He spotted his target. Kether.
Kether paid for a new outfit & the mascara & lipstick. "Man," he said, "I can't wait to show this to Sandy when I see her."
"Are you sure about that?" the trenchcoat guy asked.
Kether whirled around. "Who are you?" he asked.
"A friend of Maxwell's." he said, "He wanted me to tell you that Sandy's in love with someone else."
"What?" Kether asked, "No she's not!"
"Then look at these." the mysterious trenchcoat guy showed him pictures of Shadow & Sandy kissing in a photobooth.
Kether backed up. "It-it's not true!" he said.
"Face it man: Your girlfriend's cheating on you."
A/N: And thus ends this chapter! Well what did you think? Review, review!