A/N: I know your probably wondering why I'm updating this story so dang much but it's cuz it's still summer for me & I get to write all day practically & I have brainstormed many ideas for this story! So enjoy this chapter! This chapter is kinda all about love btw. And it's also kinda wierd.

Disclaimer: I own nothin'.

Behind The Eyes Of A Juvenile Delinquent By Laura Amanda McConnell

Chapter Eleven: Love Don't Cost A Thing. NOT!

Kether arrived home were his real mom was cooking dinner. She'd come to visit so he had a Claudia-free house for a week. "Hey Kether!" she said, setting her spoon down & hugging him. "How was your day?" she asked. She was the nicest mom ever because she felt so guilty about leaving him.

"I don't want to talk about it." Kether said. He threw the bag on the table.

"Well why don't you show me what you bought at Rock America?" his mom asked.

"I don't want to." he said, walking upstairs & slamming his door. There were lots of pictures of Sandy on the wall. He tore them all off & threw them on the ground. He ripped out all his Green Day & MCR cds & threw them on the floor, shattering the cases. He knocked all the pictures of him & Sandy off of the wall.

Then... his black with red flames razar rang. He picked it up. "This is Kether." he said.

"Hey!" a girl's voice said, "I was hoping you'd be there!"

"S-s-s-Sandy?" he asked.

"Ya, who else would it be?" Sandy asked.

"N-n-no one." Kether said.

"Kether?" Sandy asked, "Is something wrong?"

'YES!' Kether's mind screamed. "No. Nothing's wrong." Kether said.

"Well guess what happened to me today?" Sandy asked.

"What?"

"I got chased my fan girls!"

"You what?"

"Got chased my fan girls!"

"How?"

"Amanda was on a date with Billie & she met me at the restraunt a bunch of obsessed girls were having a Green Day fan club meeting at the same restraunt! So we got chased down the street."

"Where are you know?"

"Amanda's house. Ooooh! I gotta run. Amanda just finished popping the popcorn. We decided it wasn't safe to go to a restaraunt so we decided to stay home & pop popcorn & watch movies. So, I have to go. Talk to you later?"

"Yeah. Sure. Whatever. Bye." Kether hung up & threw his cellphone across the room, "Oh yeah, love don't cost a thing. NOT! It just costs a broken heart."

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"Hm..." Sandy wondered out loud, "I wonder what's wrong with Kether."

"What?" Shadow asked, sticking his head in the living room.

"Nothin'." Sandy said.

Shadow walking in & wrapped his arm around Sandy's waist.

Amanda walked in just then with two huge bowls of popcorn & threw some at Shadow & Sandy. "QUIT ACTING HORNY!" she yelled.

Sandy brushed some popcorn out of her hair & stuck it in Shadow's mouth. "SANDY!" Shadow yelled, spitting out the popcorn.

"Did I do that?" Sandy asked, faux innocently, "Ooops. I left my soda in the kitchen, I'll be back in a sec." she walked into the kitchen humming a love song.

Amanda went & sat in Billie's lap immediately & Shadow sat next to them to patiently wait for Sandy.

Sandy came back in with her soda & saw Shadow looking absolutely adorabe on the couch so she yelled, "SHADOW!" & jumped on him. She knocked him over & her soda drenched Billie causing him to yell, "SANDY!" & causing Amanda to shriek & jump & popcorn went flying! Shadow flipped head over heels & fell on Amanda who was already sitting on Billie.

"Geoffm!" Billie said in a muffled tone, throwing the three off & then... the couch collapsed.

"SANDY!" everyone yelled.

"Did I do that?"

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Anarchy in the UK came blasting out of Kether's alarm clock & he shot out of bed, bonking his head on his dresser.

"KETHER! BREAKFAST IS READY!" his mom shouted.

Kether than realized that he had gotten mascara on his pillow. "S&&." he muttered.

He went downstairs & his mom dropped the frying pan on his foot.

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" he yelled.

He had been wearing his black pants, red tie, black shirt, & black jacket yesterday & never bothered to take it off. His hair was a total catastrophe along with his clothes.

"What happened yesterda-"

"I don't want to talk about it." Kether snapped, sitting down.

"Okay. I better make some more eggs." she said.

Before he could question her sanity his phone rang. "Who the hell is this & what the hell do you want?" Kether snapped.

"Touche, Touche."

"Maxwell." Kether spat the name out like it was a curse word.

"Is that anyway to greet... an enemy?" Maxwell asked.

"Let me think about it... YES!" Kether yelled.

"Touche, Touche." Maxwell said.

"What do you want & HOW DID YOU GET MY PHONE NUMBER?" Kether yelled.

Maxwell answered neither question. "Swo, you fwound out your wittle giwlfriend was cheating on you with Shadow?"

"SHUT. UP!" Kether roared.

"Touche, Touche." Maxwell said once more before hanging up.

Click. The line went dead. "Shadow?" Kether wondered, "I have to find out who Shadow is!" he dialed Sandy's home phone & prayed that Stan picked up. "Hey excuse me?" Kether asked.

"Yeah, wait... Kether? Why are you calling?" Stan asked.

"Who's Shadow?"

"Strider? Shadow Strider? He's some guy Sandy likes. I don't know much about him except the fact that he's not as much as a freak as you." Stan snapped before hanging up also.

Kether sunk back againist the fall & burried his head in his legs & wrapped his arms around himself.

"Kether, breakfast is-" his mom started to say cheerfully but then noticed Kether full of dispair. "Hm... Sandy's cheating on you with Shadow Strider, eh?"

"I hate having a phychic mom." Kether muttered.

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Since the couch broke, Sandy & Shadow had fallen asleep on a beanbag on the floor while Billie & Amanda were snuggled together on the chair.

Sandy woke up & yawned. "Hm..." she rolled over & kissed Shadow, "Good morning." she said, even though it was three o'clock in the morning.

Shadow, who was still disoriented, fell off the beanbag. "AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!" he yelled.

His yell caused Billie & Amanda who had been making out to fall out of the chair. "Am I the only one who can keep a seat?" Sandy asked.

Shadow fake glared at her. "If you hadn't kissed me I wouldn't have rolled off!"

She rolled her eyes & turned her attention to Billie & Amanda who were making out again. "Will you two stop it?"

"Stop being a hypocrite Sandy!" Amanda said, "You made out with Shadow on the couch last night for two hours!"

Sandy blushed at this comment. "It wasn't two hours." she mumbled, "It was an hour & fourty five minutes."

Amanda laughed at this comment.

"Well, well, well," said a voice from the doorway, "What do we have here?"

Amanda, who was wearing some kind of frilly Victoria's Secret lingerie, shrieked.

"Ah, I see your the slut of the school. Aren't you?" the figure asked.

"She is not!" Billie said, putting a protective arm around her.

"G-G-G-Gerard?" Amanda asked.

The figure took off his hat & coat & gave her a half smile.

"GERARD!" she shrieked, running over to him & throwing her arms around him. He picked her up & spun her around, then set her down.

"Who is this?" the other three asked simultaneously.

"He's my older brother, Gerard." Amanda said.

"What brother?" Sandy asked.

"My brother who left with Mike when he ran away!" Amanda laughed.

"Okay, hi. I'm Sandy Sanchez." Sandy smiled.

"I'm Shadow Strider." Shadow said.

"Are you Amanda's boyfriend?" Gerard asked.

"NO!" everyone said at the same time.

"Jeez," Gerard said, "I only needed to be told once."

Mike walked in behind Gerard. "Hey Sandy," Mike said, "Kether's going to be back in two weeks now."

"Really?" Sandy asked.

"Yeah," Mike said. (A/N: Kether will be back in chapter after next.)

Gerard yawned. "Man," he said, "I'm tired."

Everyone else agreed.

"Okay," Sandy said, "Let's all lay down & go to sleep!"

Everyone nodded. After three minutes of pretending to sleep Billie announced, "Okay, that didn't work. Let's get somemore popcorn since my girlfriend thought it would be funner to wear the popcorn then eat it."

"I'M GAME!" yelled Stan from the doorway.

"Me too." Pashmina agreed, walking over & laying by Sandy & Shadow.

Everyone agreed again.

An hour later...

Finally after four bowls of popcorn everyone managed to drift to sleep, slipping away into nightmares.

Pashmina Dream

Pashmina was standing in an empty room with no door. "Where am I?" she wondered out loud.

"I'm sure you would like to know." said a cold voice from behind her.

"F-Flora?" Pashmina asked, "I know I detest you slutty a$$ but we have to get out of here!"

Flora laughed shrilly as ten other girls walked in the room.

"W-who are you?" Pashmina asked, backing up againist the wall.

"You don't know?" one of the girls asked, "That we're all Stan's former loves?"

"Look, I don't know what's going on here." Pashmina screamed, "Please, someone tell me!"

Flora laughed. "Stan liked all of us," she began twirling a spiked ball, "Until you came along. You came along & knocked-" she twirled the spiked ball near Pashmina's arm, "Stanny off his feet!"

"He forgot about us." a girl with red hair said, "& everything was about his 'precious' Pashy."

"No, no, NO!" Pashmina screamed, "I didn't do anything wrong!"

Flora cut her arm. "You stold our Stanny, & now your going to pay."

Pashmina whimpered in pain. "No... no... no. Please. FLORA PLEASE!"

Another girl walked up.


"B-Bijou?" Pashmina asked.

Bijou smiled cruely.

"Help me Bij!" Pashmina said.

"How can I-" Bijou said, "When you stold the man I love? You know, I always thought you had the prettiest eyes Pashmina. Stan loves them more then mine." then she began gouging Pashmina's eyes out.

Pashmina screamed. "How do you think you have a chance with Stan? Your cold blooded killers!" she screamed in pain.

Someone hit her legs, causing her to topple to the ground & scream & cry.

The door fell out from under her & she fell. Into hell. "BIJOU DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! PLEASE!" she screamed.

"Bye bye Pashy." Bijou said before closing the door & leaving Pashmina in darkness.

Stan Dream

Stan was in some unknown place. "Where is everyone?" he asked out loud.

"Hello Stanny." said a beautiful woman. She had long blonde hair, was wearing a long victorian style dress, & had blue eyes.

Stan stared at her. "Hey baby, want to go out sometime?" he asked.

She giggled lightly & walked over to him. "Now Stanny, is that anyway to talk," she put her long blood red nails on his cheek, "to a lady, WHEN YOU ALREADY HAD A GIRLFRIEND?" she slashed his cheek, causing blood to pour out.

Stan grasped his cheek. "Ow! Dude, my cheek!" he yelled, "Who are you?"

"Don't you remember me Stanny-Wanny?" she asked.

"No! I don't remember b&&&s. Sorry." he said.

She laughed shrilly & put her heel on his foot, pushing down & making a hole in his foot.

Stan moaned in pain.


"Stanny-Wanny, don't you remember a certain Veronica Way in middle school that had that crush on you?" she asked.

"Veronica?" he gasped, "Your beautiful! You used to be a computer geek."

"That's right Stanny-Wanny, you hit jackpot. But your precious Pashmina was better then me. You never gave me a chance." she said.

"Veronica, I love Pashmina!" Stan said.

At that she put her head in her hands & wailed.

"Veronica please." Stan begged, putting a hand on her shoulder.

She grabbed his arm & threw him back, flames in her eyes. "You never gave me a chance." she hissed, "And your never going to see your precious Pashy again! You know why?" she jerked open the trap door & showed Stan the trapdoor that lead to hell. "That's why. Your wittle Pwashy is being tortured in hell!"

Pashmina looked up & saw Stan. "Stan?" she asked, "STAN! STAN!"

Veronica went to close the trapdoor.

"NO! STAN DON'T LEAVE ME! PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!" Pashmina screamed.

But Veronica closed the trapdoor.

"NO! I want my Pashy!" Stan yelled.

"Well you can't have her!" Veronica hissed & then snapped her fingers.

The empty room began getting smaller & smaller as Stan zoomed away from it. "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHY!" Stan yelled.

Gerard Dream

Gerard was standing in Billie Joe Armstrong's old house that someone threw a handgrenade in.

"Hello?" he called, "Anyone there?"

"Oh yes." a woman's voice said from behind him.

He whirled around & saw... ADRIENNE!

"AHHHH! YOUR BACK!" he yelled.

She laughed shrilly. "Guilt catching up to you, is it Gerard?" she asked.

"I-I don't know what your talking about!" he said.

She laughed again. "Oh I think you do." she said, "Ever since that cold day in September you've been feeling guilty."

"No..." he said, "NO!"

"Come on Gerard, admit it. You & me both know what happened that cold day. It wasn't an obsessed fan that killed me. It was you." Adrienne said, stepping out from the shadows.

"AH!" Gerard yelled. She was horribly deformed now.

"Look what you did to me!" she yelled, "I used to be beautiful & now I'm this, being tortured in hell!"

"Please!" Gerard said, "I didn't do this..."

"Oh really? Let's see about that!" she snapped.

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Amanda stormed into the house, tears dripping off her face.

"Amanda, what's wrong?" Gerard asked.

Amanda collapsed on her bed & burryed her head in her pillows & started crying.

"Amanda?" Gerard asked.

"Mike... I broke up with him." Amanda sobbed, "Because he thinks I like Billie more then him!"

"MOTHER F-" Gerard started to yell.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Mrs. McConnell yelled from downstairs.

"Um... um... um... NOTHING MOM!" Gerard yelled.

"THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!"

Gerard sighed & sat down next to her.

"Can I help?" Gerard asked.

"The only way anyone could help is if they threw a handgrenade in Adrienne's house & killed her!" Amanda wailed.

"Amanda... I..." Gerard started to say.

"What?" Amanda asked, looking him in the eye.

"I love you." Gerard finished.


"Oh, I love you too Gerard. Your the best brother in the world." & she hugged him causing him to blush his head off.

"Yeah. Brother." Gerard said. 'Okay, handgrenade it is then.' he thought as he walked down the stairs. He ducked into his bedroom, threw open his wardrobe & grabbed a handgrenade out of the back & shoved it in his pocket. "Hey Mom, I'm going to study at Ted's, k?" he asked.

"Sure, have fun." his mom said.

Gerard walked down an alley & climbed the gate to Billie Joe Armstrong's house. He was just leaving. "Bingo." Gerard muttered, spotting Adrienne in her bedroom on the third story. He threw the handgrenade into her bedroom, & ran, doing a summersault, to avoid being caught in the explosion. Then he ran back to his house.

"MOM! MOM!" he yelled, pretending he had no clue what was going on, "GUESS WHAT?"

"What is it?" Mrs. McConnell asked, setting down the pot of potatoes.

"Someone blew up Billie Joe Armstrong's house!" Gerard yelled.

Amanda began sobbing harder & dropped her knife, which she was slicing carrots with, on the floor.

"No, no, no! He wasn't in it!" Gerard told her.

"Then who...?" Amanda started to ask before her eyes lit up.

"I don't know, I just know he left because... uh, I saw him leave minutes before the whole handgrenade thing. Let's go watch the news!" Amanda & him rushed into the living room.

Mrs. McConnell rolled her eyes & laughed when she heard a 'YES!' from the living room.

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"Remember that?" Adrienne asked him.

"Y-y-yes." Gerard said.

"You LOVED her! You never thought of anyone but yourself." Adrienne said.

"I didn't do it for me. I did it for her." Gerard said.

"She'll never love you, ever! And your time will come. Karma will catch up to you." Adrienne said.

"No... no... NO!" Gerard yelled.

Billie Joe Armstrong dream

He rolled over in bed expecting to see Amanda but saw Adrienne. "ACK!" he yelled, & rolled out of bed.

"Surprised to see me?" she purred.

"Since you've been dead four years & normally people's dead ex-wives don't come back to life & end up in your bed I'd say: HELL YEAH!" he said.

She laughed shrilly. "You haven't changed a bit." she said.

"Go away" he said, "& leave me & my Amanda the hell alone."

"Yes, your Amanda." Adrienne said, "She's loved you many years. Even before she met you. Isn't it to convinient I died?"

"W-hat the hell are you getting at?" he asked, backing up againist the wall.

"Hasn't it ever occured to you that she has a brother, who used to be an assasin?" Adrienne said.

"I didn't know that he was an assasin but so what?" Billie said, "He's not anymore now go!"

Adrienne wound her hands around the bedpost. "It's just too... convinent. Too coincidental." she said, "Don't you ever think about that?"

"Quit making me question my relationship with her." he said.

"Oh I'm not making you do anything." she said, "Your making yourself doing it."

"Your not making any sense Adrienne Nesser." Billie said, "So go & take a helluva cold shower."

She laughed shrilly again. "Don't you get it Billie?" she asked, "It wan't an obsessed fan that killed me. At least not directly. It was an obsessed fan's bother. Does the name 'Gerard' ring a bell?"

"No..." he said, "QUIT BLAMING AMANDA FOR THIS!"

Adrienne pulled Amanda out of the closet & took a knife & plunged it in her heart. "OK." Adrienne said, dropping Amanda, & letting her limp, lifeless body lay on the ground.

"What the hell did you do to her?" Billie demanded, dropping on his knees next to his dead girlfriend.

"I killed her." was Adrienne's response, "Like she killed me."

Amanda Dream

Amanda was in a field of flowers with Billie. "It's so pretty, isn't it?" she asked, but when she turned around, Billie was gone. "Billie? Billie? Where are you?" she asked.

Suddenly the wind began to blow & it became dark. It began lightening & raining. "Billie?" she yelled, "WHERE ARE YOU?" she was running but she tripped over something & fell in the mud, staining her new 'slutty' sundress horribly.

But that did not ammount to anything when she looked & saw what she tripped over. It was Billie. And he was dead. She clamped a hand over her mouth & started sobbing again. She put a hand againist the side of his face & felt how cold he was.

"Ah," said a voice, "I've wanted to do this for years."

She spun around. "Mike?" she asked.

"That's right dearie." he said.

"You... you killed him!" Amanda said, her eyes flashing red under her layers & layers of tears, "You killed the only guy I loved!"

"No I didn't. You did." Mike said.

Amanda looked down & realized that she had a bloody knife in her hand. She dropped it in surprise. "N-n-no I didn't! I didn't kill anyone." she said.

"All you had to do was love me Amanda." Mike said, "As much as I loved you & he wouldn't be lying here dead."

"No... I didn't cause this! I didn't!" she screamed, she turned to run but Mike was everywhere.

"Amanda, I loved you more then anyone. And if you loved me, he would still be alive. Adrienne would be alive. Everyone would be happy." Mike said.

"Except me." Amanda said.

"Wouldn't you give up your happiness to bring him back?" Mike asked.

"Y-yes."

"Done." Mike said, snapping his fingers.

Billie was alive again. But he wasn't the only one.

"Billie!" Amanda said, running over to him & hugging him.

"Get the hell away from me." he said, "I don't know you."

Adrienne appeared in his arm.

"But I'm your girlfriend. And I love you!" Amanda said.

"No. She is." Billie said, & then him & Adrienne disapeared.

"No..." Amanda whispered.

"Yes. Your mine now." Mike said, grabbing her.

"This wasn't what I meant!" she yelled, "I'm not yours! I'm not yours!"

"You are." Mike said, "And you'll always be."

Sandy, Kether, & Shadow dream

Sandy was standing in a stadium with lot of people in the audience. Kether & Shadow were standing on platforms above electric eels.

"Hello & welcome back to the season finale of Two Boyz & One Girl. I am your host Maxwell Noppo & the girl for today is Sandy Sanchez! The boys to choose from are Kether Harding & Shadow Strider." Maxwell said, "Now let me explain the rules to you Sandy. You have cheated on Kether with Shadow. Now you must choose between them. The person you do not choose gets dumped in with the electric eels."

"No!" Sandy yelled, "This isn't what I wanted!"

"No," Maxwell said, "But it's what you get."

"Sandy, I love you. Why did you cheat on me?"Kether asked.

"I-I'm so sorry!" Sandy cried, "I didn't know this would happen!"

"You-you used me1" Shadow yelled, "Now that he's back you've just gone & forgotten about me! What we had wasn't real."

"Shadow it was! It was real." Sandy said.

"Just because I don't buy clothes from Rock America & wear make-up? Is that what it takes to win your heart over?" Shadow asked.

"NO!" Sandy yelled.

"Sandy, I'm sorry I wasn't there when Maxwell hurt you but I love you more then Strider does! Please believe me!" Kether said.

"I CAN'T CHOOSE!" Sandy yelled.

"SANDY! NO!" Kether & Shadow both yelled as the platform went out from under them.

"Miss Sanchez, did I forget to mention that if you don't choose you lose them both?" Maxwell asked.

"No. NO!" Sandy dropped to the ground crying. "That was the guy I loved!"

"Which one Miss Sanchez. Strider or Harding?"

Stan rolled off the couh & hit his head hard on the floor. "ACK!" he yelled, "PASHMINA!"

That woke Billie up who woke with a start & threw Amanda across the room, thinking it was Adrienne. That woke Amanda up who shot up & ran over to Billie & jumped on him saying, "Please! Remember, I'm your girlfriend! Amanda!"

Gerard woke up at that & said, "NO! I DON'T LOVE HER!" his shout woke Sandy up whole grabbed Shadow & kissed him, glad he was still alive.

Shadow grabbed her & hugged her. "We're not on Two Boys, One Girl anymore!" Shadow exclaimed, hugging Sandy again.

Then Pashmina woke up & screamed at the top of her lungs. Then Mike fell downstairs when he heard all of the screams. "Ow..." he moaned, rubbing his head, "Why do people always scream when I'm around?"

"Un-lucky I guess." Pashmina panted.

"What's wrong with you guys?" Mike asked.

"Try dreaming you were tortured in hell." Pashmina snapped, "And had your eyes gouged out by your best friend."

"Try dreaming that your watching your girlfriend being tortured in hell & then being dragged away from her." Stan suggested.

"Try dreaming that you were on Two Boyz, One girl & that it had a huge twist." Shadow & Sandy both said.

"Try dreaming your ex-wife comes back & kills your girlfriend." Billie said.

"Try dreaming that you killed someone & they came back to 'talk' to you." Gerard exclaimed.

"Try dreaming that your ex-boyfriend clames that you killed your current boyfriend & then claimed you as property." Amanda pointed out.

"Man, all of you dreamt those things?" Mike said, "I didn't dream anything."

"And me & Shadow had the exact same dream." Sandy said.

"And my dream overlapped into Pashy's." Stan added.

"Hm..." Mike said, "Wierd."

Suddenly Sandy's phone rang. "Hm, who would call me at five o'clock in the morning?" she wondered. She answered her phone, "Hello?"

"Hey Sandy, it's Kether!" Kether said, "I just had a wierd dream."

"Was it that you & me were on Two Boyz, One Girl?" Sandy asked.

"How did you know..."

"I had the same dream." Sandy said.

"Freaky." Kether said, "Oh s&. I have to go! It is five o'clock in the morning your time, right?"

"Right." Sandy said, "Well see ya in two weeks."

"K, bye." he hung up.

"Wait a sec," Mike said, "I did dream something. But it was real vivid. It had something to do with Amanda I think."

"So all of us had dreams that had to do with love." Sandy observed. The group exchanged glances.

Mike scoffed. "And they say love don't cost a thing."

A/N: Thus the end of chapter eleven! Told you it was wierd! But did you like it? Tell me in your review!