ACGOMN: I DON'T OWN NARUTO!

Chapter 18 of the Interviews

ACGOMN: Thank you all for your reviews and comments! Someone asked me why Sasuke isn't getting a separate review...because he is part of the group I call The Not-So-Bad-Guys! So, please welcome Sasuke, Kabuto, Zabuza, and Haku! (They enter) How you guys doing?

Sasuke: Hn.

Kabuto: Quiet fine thanks.

Zabuza: Alright.

Haku: I'm fine, thank you. How about you?

ACGOMN: I very good. Sasuke, I'm saving you for last okay. Kabuto is up first.

Kabuto: Alright ask away.

ACGOMN: To me it seems you aren't really that loyal to Orochimaru ...seeing as on how you healed Hinata in the chuunin exams during Naruto v. Neji fight and offered to heal Sakura after naruto accidentally injured her.

Kabuto (laughs creepily): I have my own agenda and healing those two girls didn't matter. They would get in my way.

ACGOMN: Let me guess, since you are a medic, you want to do experiments on people that only Orochimaru would let you do.

Kabuto: Hell yeah!

ACGOMN: That was a random burst of OOC-ness. So, Kabuto tell us an Orochimaru secret. Not one we know already.

Kabuto: He sings in the shower.

ACGOMN: Oooo, what song?

Kabuto: You don't wanna know.

ACGOMN: OK, that disturbs me a little.

Kabuto: You have no idea.

ACGOMN: Okay on to Zabuza. What was it like in the Seven Swordsmen of Mist?

Zabuza: Uh, that was a bitch. We had Kisame, who was way too bloodthirsty. Raiga who had too much of a limited vocabulary, and the others were just plain annoying.

ACGOMN: Sounds awful.

Zabuza: I was the first one to leave, Kisame followed after.

ACGOMN: Couldn't take it anymore huh?

Zabuza: Right you are, little girl.

ACGOMN: I'M NOT LITTLE OR SHORT OR A SHRIMP!

Zabuza (stares at me odd): What was that about?

ACGOMN: I'm touchy about my height thank you very much. Anyway, how's life dead?

Zabuza: I'm dead in hell...

ACGOMN: Oh...Let's go on to Haku. Why do you look like a girl? You are girly than Deidara.

Haku: I CAN'T FRIGGING HELP THAT I LOOK LIKE A GIRL!

ACGOMN: Haku, you are prettier than all the girls in the Naruto series.

Haku: UGH THAT'S WHY I DIED EARLY AS NOT TO PISS OFF THE FEMALES! (Very pissed and glaring at no one in particular)

ACGOMN: Alright don't bite my head off. I wished you lived though. You are one of my favorite characters.

Haku: Thanks.

ACGOMN: No problem. When you died I was crying and that's saying something.

Sasuke: Don't girls usually cry for no reason.

ACGOMN: OMG he speaks. I don't cry only at writings or anime., because I'm a freak. So, now that you are speaking. SASUKE'S TURN TO BE INTERVIEWED!

Kabuto, Zabuza, and Haku: I think you are going to love to do this aren't you?

ACGOMN (grins): HELL YEAH! (Clears throat) Sasuke, are you gay?

Sasuke: I'M NOT GAY!

ACGOMN: Hehe, well I mean you had/have girls fawning over you but you ignore them. And you were quiet anxious to get to Orochimaru and let him have you body.

Sasuke (glares at me): It's not like that. I needed to..(cuts off by ACGOMN)

ACGOMN: get revenge on your brother Uchiha Itachi for killing your whole family. EVERYBODY FREAKING KNOWS THAT BY NOW!

Sasuke: Hn.

ACGOMN: MY GOD YOUR WORSE THAN NEJI WITH THE HN's! Are you in love with anyone?

Sasuke: No.

ACGOMN: Sakura?

Sasuke: No, but she is a girl that I would restart my clan with.

ACGOMN: Probably the only girl that you can stand and she can stand you. Naruto?

Sasuke: HELL NO!

ACGOMN: Itachi.

SASUKE: WTF WHO MAKES THESE UP?

ACGOMN: People. Those are the people you are most paired with and OCs too. So, how's life at sound?

Sasuke: I'm getting stronger, so it's fine.

ACGOMN: What do you think of Sai, your replacement?

Sasuke: Naruto's fucking protector right?

ACGOMN: SASUKE IS MAD CAUSE HE GOT REPLACED!

Sasuke: Shut up!

ACGOMN: Hehe, relax I need more questions or the fans that are reading your interview would skin me alive. Tell us about you hairstyle our dad told us about.

Sasuke: MY HAIR! WAIT YOU TALKED TO MY FATHER!

ACGOMN: Dude, if Zabuza and Haku are dead and they are here what do you think?

Sasuke: You brought some dead characters to life to interview which included my parents!

ACGOMN: No shit Sherlock or should I say Mr. Cockatoo Hair.

Sasuke: Shut up or I'll make you.

ACGOMN: I wouldn't threaten me if I were you.

Sasuke: I'm not afraid of you.

ACGOMN (grins and does a Yamato scary face): You should be.

(Zabuza, Haku and Kabuto are playing poker. Sasuke is angry.)

Sasuke: How are my parents?

ACGOMN (grins): Your mom told me some things she wants to do to you both, Itachi and you.

Sasuke (paled): Dad angry not good, mom angry life as we know it is over.

ACGOMN: Well, say hi to your mommy. (Mikoto appears giving Sasuke that mother look when you know you are screwed.) Mikoto hi again. Here's Sasuke and Itachi should be any second now. (Itachi magically appears to see his mom, and he tries to escape.)

Mikoto: Boys...

(Itachi and Sasuke look at each other. They hold on to each other and scream bloody murder. ACGOMN joins the poker game, while Itachi and Sasuke are being punished by their mother)

ACGOMN: Well, that's all the time we have right now. Haku would you do the ending for me.

Haku: Please Review and look forward to the next interview that has Sakura, Kyuubi, Shukaku, Nibi, Sanbi, and Sai!