Behind The Eyes Of A Juvenile Delinquent Chapter 16: Talk Dirty To Me, a hamtaro fanfic

A/N: Okay! Sorry for the long wait on chapter sixteen but here it FINALLY is! Anyway, I had a lot of fun writing this BTW so I hope you like it too. The reason for the long wait it I had to ask my aunt if I could base a character in here off of her. WARNING! If she is reading this, I wanted to tell her it will be a silly version of her. Anyway, on with the story! (And don't ask about the chapter title...)

Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro. I don't own Green Day's songs. Or My Chemical Romance's songs. But hey! If they want to sell them, they know where I'll be.

Behind The Eyes Of A Juvenile Delinquent by Laura Amanda McConnell

Chapter Sixteen: Talk Dirty To Me.

It was two days away from Penelope's party & she couldn't be any more excited! She had three famous bands playing & she had the hottest guy in the world as a date.

Amanda however couldn't possibly be less thrilled. "Why do I have to do it?" She screeched.

"Because Cappy wants the sluttiest girl alive for his date & you get to see your aunt. And we payed you twenty bucks." Pashmina said, rifling threw the racks of dresses.

"Oh yeah." Amanda remembered, "BUT I HAVE TO SEE BILLIE!"

"So?" Pashmina asked, "Ignore him."

"Easy for you to say." Amanda muttered.

"what about this?" Pashmina asked, holding up a dress.

"No."

"This."

"NO."

"This."

"No."

"This."

"NO!"

"This."

"N-OMG! LOOK AT THAT!" Amanda ran over to look at something in the window of Hot Topic. It was a really, really, really lowcut spaghetti strap red plad mini-dress with a little frill on the bottom & a corset-ish tie thing in the back.

"It certainly is..." Pashmina couldn't think of a word.

"I SO want to try it on! Eeee!" Amanda said, grabbing a size three & running into the dressing room.

She emerged moments later. "Sooo," she said, twirling her hair around her finger, "How do I look?"

"You look good Amanda." Pashmina said.

"I'm SO going to get this!" Amanda said, running over & getting a pair of knee-high black boots with lots of buckles on the front, then paying.

Pashmina just sighed & shook her head & continued to dream her horny fantasies about Stan.

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Two days later...

Penelope had just finished the last curl in her hair when her doorbell rang. She was wearing a lemon yellow dress & had her brown hair in ringlets.

She ran down the stairs & answered the door to find Billie standing there. Since she insisted he be a perfect date, he was wearing black pants, a black shirt, a black pinstriped jacket, & a red tie. And he had brought her yellow roses.

"Here." he said, awkwardly, handing her the flowers.

"Thanks!" Penelope said giddily.

"Bye Pash," Penelope said, "See ya at the dance!"

As Billie was driving her to the dance she casually asked, "Sooo... what's going on between you & Amanda?"

"Nothing!" he practically yelled.

"Sure Billie." Penelope laughed, "Whatever you say."

Luckily they pulled into the school at that time, "EEEE!" Penelope shrieked, "This is going to be the best night ever!"

Billie just groaned. Gerard & Leroy came walking toward him at that time.

Leroy has a few inches beyond shoulder lenghth hair & he was wearing some leather pants, a lonsleeve black shirt, & a leather jacket with lots of zippers. And make-up & a pair of black shades. He looked around eighteen.

Gerard Way was wearing an outfit similair to Billie's but had a girl clinging to his arm. She had short brown hair & wore contacts. She was wearing a strapless black shirt & a matching black mini-skirt & she was wearing a white jacket over that that said 'I heart video games'. She was eating a dorito cheese sandwhich. (A/N: If anyone doesn't know what a dorito cheese sandwhich is, I'm going to put it at the bottom.)

"Hey," Gerard, who was cleary not thrilled to be here, said, "This is my girlfriend." he said.

"Hi," she said, "I'm Laura."

Amanda then ran up & hugged her. "AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" she shrieked, "Aunt Laura! I haven't seen you in, like, EVER!"

"She's your aunt?" Gerard asked.

"Yeah." Amanda said, walking forward & nearly walking into Billie, "S-sorry." she stuttered, blushing.

A slow smirk spred across Penelope's face as she ushered for the rest of them to go inside. Right as Leroy was about to leave, he hit Amanda on the butt causing her to fall forward, right into Billie.

Then they went inside, laughing, & left Billie & Amanda standing in the dark, romantic, lit up (A/N: I think 'dark' & 'lit up' is a contradiction, don't you?) parking lot by themselves.

Billie had his arms wrapped around her waist to stop her from falling but had failed to remove them.

"FOR I CAN'T HELP, FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU!" Tre' Cool, (A/N: They couldn't very well sing without the other members of the band, could they?) who had just arrived, sang out loudly.

"TAKE MY HAND, TAKE MY WHOLE LIFE TOO." Mike Dirnt sang from beside him.

"FOR I CAN'T HELP FALLING LOOOOOOVE WITH YOOOOOOUUUU!" they both sang at the top of their lungs.

Amanda & Billie both blushed. "SHUT UP!" they both yelled.

"That was the end of the song anyway." Tre' Cool smirked.

"You-you look nice." Billie finally said.

"YOUR BEAUTIFUL

YOUR BEAUTIFUL

IT'S TRUE!

I SAW YOUR FACE

IN A CROWDED PLACE

AND I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO

BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE WITH YOU" Mike & Tre' both sang, changing the last two lines, "BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE WITH YOU!"

Amanda blushed & then walked inside.

Mike hit Billie over the head.

"OW!" Billie yelled, "What the hell was that for?"

"You know that there are sometimes moments that are perfect?" Mike said.

"Yeah." Billie said.

"WELL THAT WAS OF THEM YOU F------ING IDIOT!" Mike said.

"Come the hell on." Billie rolled his eyes, once again wondering why he was friends with this guy, "We need to start singing."

The two fallowed Billie inside, still singing & teasing, "I HATE MYSELF FOR LOSING YOU,

I'M SEEING IT ALL SO CLEAR!

I HATE MYSELF FOR LOSING YOU!

WHAT DO I DO WHEN I LOOK AT THE MIRROR STARING AT ME &

THAT'S WHY YOUR NOT HERE!" they both sang (A/N: Yes! It's Kelly Clarkson's 'I Hate Myself For Losing You'!)

"You two are the worst friends ever!" Billie told them.

"Well duh!" they both said at the same time & continued singing. "I'M FEELING ALL OUT OF MY ELEMENT

THROWING THINGS

CRYING TRYING

TO FIGURE OUT WHERE THE HELL I WENT WRONG

THE PAIN REFLECTED IN THIS SONG AIN'T EVEN HALF OF WHAT I'M FEELING INSIDE-"

Billie hit them both.

They just sang louder.

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"Don't wanna be an American idiot"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" try multiplying that times a thousand & you got the sound that they got after playing their famous song, American Idiot.

"Don't want a nation that under the new media.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mindfuck America."

Leroy had asked Penelope to dance so she was having the time of her life. Gerard & Laura were making out on a couch while eating cheese & talking about video games, while Cappy had dragged Amanda out on the dance floor & was spinning her until she got so dizzy she thought she'd be sick.

"CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY!" Amanda yelled. She felt as if her head was going to fall off.

"Well maybe I'm the faggot America.
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda.
Now everybody do the propaganda.
And sing along in the age of paranoia."

"AMANDA!" Cappy yelled, "I JUST WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR THE BEST DATE EVER!" the thirteen-year-old boy hugged the seven-teen-year-old & she bit back the sentence she was going to say & let him keep twirling her.

"Please?" Laura asked, "Please, just ONE dance? This is suppose to be a romantic night for us & you haven't done one romantic thing!"

"But-oh fine!" Gerard cried, "Why me?" he took her harnd & walked her out to the dancefloor where he almost instantly got hit upside the face.

"Oh!" he yelled, clutching his nose.

"Oh toughen up shoulder." Laura said, & started dancing..

Gerard muttered something under his breath but then began dancing with her.

"Don't wanna be an American idiot.
One nation controlled by the media.
Information nation of hysteria.
It's going out to idiot America."

Leroy & Penelope had disapeared from the other words, it was going exactly the way a bunch of thirteen-year-olds would want to have their party go.

"Welcome to a new kind of tension.
All across the alien nation.
Everything isn't meant to be okay.
Television dreams of tomorrow.
We're not the ones who're meant to follow.
Convincing them to walk you". Billie finally finished the song & walked off stage throwing his guitar at Leroy (not literally) "You have to cover for me!" Billie said, "I've sang that damn song fifty times!"

Leroy laughed & called his other band members, Lloyd & Lance, up on stage & began singing.

Billie collapsed on the couch, right next to Amanda, on accident of course. She blushed again.

"I JUST CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD"

Billie & Amanda glared at them in suit.

"F---," Mike said, "I'm in a band & I can't even sing when I feel like it."

Laura & Gerard were laying down on the couch, making out again.

Billie threw a pillow at them. "Have you two been doing anything else this whole night?" Billie asked.

"FYI we talked about cheese!" Laura said, "So there!"

Amanda & Billie started laughing hysterically but accidentally fell on each other. They immediately stopped laughing & got up & moved as far apart from each other as they could.

Tre' rolled his eyes fiercely.

Laura moved her head in closer to Gerard's again.

"No, no!" Amanda said causing them to both look at her.

Laura had her hand Gerard's leg & he had his arm around her waist. Anyone had to admit. They were the perfect couple.

Leroy came & sat down next to them. "Uhhh!" he groaned, "Thanks god that's over!"

"Oh little goody two shoes can't handle it?" Gerard said saracastically, leaning his head on Laura' shoulder & she put her head on his head.

"Well just wait till you get up there & have to sing I'm Not Okay (I promise) a bill-freaking-ion times! And one girl kept making me sing Simple Plan's songs." Leroy said, "Now I can't get that stupid song were he says 'Shut up!' out of my head."

"AMANDA!" Cappy said, coming over & grabbing her by the hand & dragging her away, "Come look at this!"

'He has a crush on you.' Mike mouthed to her.

'I know.' she mouthed back.

'Well since he's just the right highth for perfect looking down the shirt oppurtunities, can you blame him?'

Amanda sent him a scolding look but barely bit back a giggle.

"Hey," Tre', who loved embarrassing people, said to Leroy, "how was that Penelope? Is she kinky?"

"NO!" Leroy yelled.

"Ah," Mike said, "I see. More horny-ish?"

"No!" Leroy said quickly, "She's never been kissed."

"How do you know?" Gerard inquired.

"She asked me to kiss her." Leroy said.

"You... you did, didn't you?" Laura asked.

"You kissed her!" Billie said, "How old is she again?"

"Thirteen." Leroy said.

"And how old are you again?" Tre' asked.

"I'm eighteen FYI!" Leroy said.

"Ah yes, he's such a kid." Billie said.

"I AM NOT!" Leroy said, "I'm older then your girlfriend!"

Everyone turned their attention to Billie except Gerard who was staring at Amanda.

"She's seventeen, alright?" Billie snapped.

"Gerard's looking down Amanda's shirt." Mike, who loved to piss people off, whispered to Billie.

"PERVERT!" Billie yelled, hitting Gerard hard in his stomach, "Quit staring at Amanda like that!"

"Yeah! Really Gerard, your such a pervert!" Laura said, also hitting him hard in the stomach hard.

"Owww..." Gerard winced, "He's the pervert." he said gesturing to Leroy.

"Oh come on!" Leroy cried, "It was one small kiss for a girl who wanted her first kiss!"

"It was passionate! Wasn't it?" Tre' asked him.

"And you did it more than once!" Mike accused.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Leroy yelled, "I just can't win!"

"Well get the hell back up there before they rip us to pieces since we haven't given them music for six minutes." Billie observed.

Gerard, who was back to making out with Laura, looked up & saw both Billie & Leroy looking at him.

"What?" he asked, "Why me?"

"Because if I have to sing American Idiot-" Billie said.

"Or Shut Up! one more time-" Leroy said.

"We'll scream like hell." Leroy & Billie both said.

Gerard looked at both of them. "Oh Fine!" he groaned.

Penelope walked over & sat Leroy's lap & kissed him hard. Finally she pulled away breathless. "Are you ever going to ask me ou?" she asked him.

"After that," Leroy said, "Yes. do you want to go to a movie tomorrow night?"

"YES!" she said, grabbing his head again & kissing him, pushing him down on the couch.

Laura was staring at Gerard dreamily while eating ANOTHER block of cheese.

Billie avoided looking at Amanda who was dancing with Cappy in her really short dress... his thoughts were broken through by singing.

"SINCE U BEEN GONE,

I CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIME

I'M SO MOVING ON YEAH YEAH!

THANKS TO YOU NOW I GET

I GET WHAT I WANTED!

SINCE YOU BEEN GONE"

"What the hell?" Billie asked, "That doesn't even have anything to do with Amanda."

"We know." Mike said, "We just felt like singing it."

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"PENELOPE!" Pashmina screeched nearly shattering Leroy's eardrums since he was on top of her.

"What?" Penelope asked.

"UUHHHHHHH!" Pashmina said, "THIS PARTY WAS THE WORST IDEA EVER! AND WHERE THE HELL IS SHADOW? I NEED TO BANG SOMEONE!" she yelled, collapsing on the couch.

"Someone wanted me?" Shadow, who was leaving tomorrow, asked, making sure Sandy didn't see him.

"YES!" Pashmina jumped into his arms & began kissing him, pushing him out of the room. There was a sceam of pleasure from Pashmina a few moment later. Disturbing sounds fallowed. Trust me, the rest you don't want to know.

"That was wierd." Leroy commented.

"And random." Penelope said.

"Do you want to dance?" Leroy asked.

"Sure." Penelope said smiling.

Just as Billie was about to start his song, Tre' grabbed his microphone & said, "He wrote this song for Amanda & I'm telling you this 1: Because I'm an idiot who has nothing better to do except embarrass & piss people off & 2: Because Billie's being an idiot & not telling Amanda he still loves her & 3: Because I feel like it."

It took everything he had to refrain from hitting Tre' upside his head. But instead he just started singing.

"I heard you crying loud,
all the way across town
You've been searching for that someone,
and it's me out on the prowl Well you sit around feeling sorry for yourself
Don't get lonely now
And Dry your whining eyes
I'm just roaming for the moment
Sleazin' my back yard so don't get so uptight
you been thinking about ditching me."

Amanda allowed Cappy to drop her & looked dumbstruck.

"No time to search the world around
Cause you know where I'll be found
When I come around"

(A/N: That's right! When I Come Around by Green Day!)

"I heard it all before
So don't knock down my door
I'm a loser and a user so I don't need no accuser
to try and slag me down because I know I'm right
So go do what you like
Make sure you do it wise
You may find out that your selfdoubt means nothing
was ever there"

"He wrote this song for her?" Laura asked Gerard.

Gerard nodded.

"Jerk!" Laura said, hitting him in the arm, "You don't even open the frickin' car door for me!"

"But I love you." Gerard said, rubbing his now soar arm.

"Awww, that's so sweet!" Laura said, kissing him.

'Women! I will NEVER get them.' Gerard thought.

"You can't go forcing something if it's just
not right"

Amanda wasn's sure whether to cry or laugh so she just sat there with the same lame look on her face.

"No time to search the world around
Cause you know where I'll be found
When I come around
When I come around"

The teens at Penelope's party were going crazy. "THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVER!" they told Penelope.

"Anyway," Billie said, "Sine Tre' ruined the romantic speech I had planned... I'm just going to tell you straight out. I love you, Amanda."

Amanda ran & jumped onto the stage, wrapped her arms around him & kissed him.

"So... are you my girlfriend again?" Billie asked.

"Hell yeah." she said, kissing him again.

Gerard, who was streched out on a couch, yelled, "FINALLY!"

"I LEARNED MY LESSON BABY

FROM THE START

NOW I SEE WHO YOU REALLY ARE

YOUR NO GOOD

NO GOOD

BABY YOUR NO GOOD

NO GOOD-"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP?" Billie yelled, "Your ruining a romantic moment!"

"coughHORNYcough."

"WHAT DON'T YOU GET ABOUT THE WORDS SHUT UP?"

"A lot."

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"I'M NOT SINGING THAT!" Billie said, "AND THAT'S FINAL!"

"Come on! You have to!" Mike said, "Plus we took Spanish in school!"

"Yeah, one freaking semister. IN TENTH GRADE!" Billie said right before his jaw dropped to the floor when Amanda walked out. Amand was wearing a skimpy red fluttery mini-skirt & a matching skmipy red tube top with little straps & fluttery sleeves.

"Do I look okay?" Amanda asked, twirling her hair around her finger nervously.

"Now will you do it?" Mike asked.

"Yeah." Billie said.

If your sitting there at your computer thinking 'what the heck are these people talking about?' I'll tell you! They want Amanda & Billie to sing Shakira's Hips Don't Lie & he doesn't want to.

After they'd finished the song (I'm not putting it in cause otherwise the chapter would be way too long.) Billie said, "That was the worst song I've ever sang in my life."

Meanwhile the girls out there... "AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE! THAT'S THE BEST SONG YOU'VE EVER SANG IN YOUR LIFE!"

A few hours later...

Another delema was taking place. The girls wanted Leroy, Gerard, Billie, Mike, & Tre' to sing a song called Walking Contradiction together.

"I will not!" Leroy said.

"We're not some kind of boyband!" Gerard spat venomously.

"I totally agree but we have to do it." Billie said.

"Isn't that a little bit of a condradiction?" Tre' asked.

"Come on," Mike said half sarcastically, "It'll be fun!"

"Was that sarcastic or not?" Leroy asked.

"I'm not sure."

Billie, who was sick of this, pushed the all out on stage then walked out. "Yeah," Billie said, "We'll do it."

"We will?" Gerard asked.

"Shut up." Billie said.

"I demand some damn justice!" Gerard hissed.

The music started playing.

Mike: Do as I say not as I do because

Billie: The shit so deep you can't run away
I beg to differ on the contrary
I agree with every word that you say
Talk is cheap and lies are expensive
My wallet's fat and so is my head

Leroy: Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb

Gerard & Leroy: Standards set and broken all the time
Control the chaos behind a gun
Call it as I see it even if
I was born deaf, blind and dumb
Losers winning big on the lottery

Tre' & Billie: Rehab rejects still sniffing glue
Constant refutation with myself
I'm a vicitm of a catch 22

All: Ihave no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I got no right

Billie: Do as I say not as I do because
The shit so deep you can't run away
I beg to differ on the contrary
I agree with every word that you say
Talk is cheap and lies are expensive
My wallet's fat and so is my head
Hit and run and then I'll hit you again

All: I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb

Billie & Leroy: I have no belief
But I believe

All: I'm a walking contradiction
And I got no right

All: I have no belief
But I believe

Billie: I'm a walking contradiction

All: And I got no right

Silence until... "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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A little bit Amanda said, "Guess what?"

"You & Billie are back together?" Sandy guessed.

"How did you know that?"

"Oh just because you guys are practically making out in the middle of the dance floor, & you have hearts in your eyes & your prasctically floating & acting un-depressed for the first time in weeks & you guys look like you want to have sex on this table right here, right now, we would NEVER I guess that you were back together!" Laura, who was stroking Gerard's hair, said sarcastically.

Everyone laughed. Even Amanda.

"LIKE A RIVER FLOWS SURELY TO SEA

DARLING SO IT GOES

SOME THINGS ARE MEANT TO BE

TAKE MY HAND

TAKE MY WHOLE LIFE TOO

FOR I CAN'T HELP

FALLING IN LOVE

WITH YOU!"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP?"

A/N: I so sorry that chapter was so lame! I didn't have any better ideas & I was half asleep while writing anyway, PLEASE FORGIVE ME! But I hoped you liked it a little bit anyway, please review. And stay tuned, next chapter will be called 'Of X-Rated Movies & Shopping'. here's a sneak preview.

SOMETIME NEXT CHAPTER...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!" the two guys yelled running from the lady running with brochures after them.

"BUT IT'S A SPECIAL SALE!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the two guys dived out of there, panting.

"That was close. " he panted.

END.

Wondering what the heck these people are talking about? Stay tuned & read the next chapter to find out! Catcha next time!

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

AMANDA