ACGOMN: I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS!

Chapter 20 of the Interviews

ACGOMN: We are outside again for the animals and summons of Naruto! And for those animals that don't speak human I will translate for you! So animals and summons please come out or whatever. (Out comes Enma, the Gama Family, Kamatari, Katsuyu, Manda, Ninkame, Pakkun, Akamaru, Kuromaru, Haimaru Triplets, and Tonton) Welcome. We'll be starting with Enma, who is the Sandaime's summon. You are the king monkey right?

Enma: That is correct.

ACGOMN: We all know that you hate Orochimaru with a passion, tell us something that we don't know about one of the Sannin or Sandaime.

Enma: Orochimaru had a crush on Tsunade when they were younger and Sandaime actually liked Jiraiya more than Orochimaru.

ACGOMN: Woh, never knew that. So, the Sandaime was just being tough on Jiraiya to make him stronger.

Enma: Correct.

ACGOMN: Who has the privilege of summoning you now.

Enma: Asuma and soon Konohamaru should learn soon.

ACGOMN: Thanks for the insight. Now we are going to move on to the Gama Family. We'll go from the youngest up. Gamatatsu, your up first.

Gamatatsu: Do I get some sweets.

ACGOMN: Uh, sure but you have to answer a question. What do you think of Naruto?

Gamatatsu: Well, he is fun and gives me sweets.

ACGOMN (gives him a sweet): Thank you, cutie. Now, on to Gamakichi.

Gamakichi: Yo!

ACGOMN: So, what have you been doing lately?

Gamakichi: Training to become a great toad like my father.

ACGOMN: I'm sure you will. So, what is your opinion on Naruto?

Gamakichi: Well, he's alright. He's got my respect.

ACGOMN: Ah, so now on to Gamabunta the Toad Boss who is very big compared to me...

Gamabunta: Yes you are very small.

ACGOMN (Cries): DAMN SHORTNESS! Your 100 meters tall (328 ft.) compared to me 1.524 meters (5 ft.)!

Gamabunta: That's okay. Now what do you have to ask me.

ACGOMN: Right. Um, so Naruto is the first person after the Yondaime to stand on your head?

Gamabunta: Correct. There is such a likeness between Yondaime and Naruto it's scary.

ACGOMN: I know. Thanks for being here. I know you really don't want to be near Manda for too long.

Gamabunta: How did you get the stupid snake to listen to you?

ACGOMN: I blackmailed him. (Manda glares at me)

Gamabunta: Smart girl.

ACGOMN: Thank you. So, we go on to Kamatari, Temari's summon. We only saw you once, so tell us about how Temari learn to summon you.

Kamatari (I think he talks): Temari-san's teacher Baki had me first and passed the summoning scroll on to her.

ACGOMN: Thanks. Do use sickles like the stories say?

Kamatari: Yes.

ACGOMN: Ah, thank you for being here.

Kamatari: No problem.

ACGOMN: So, on to Katsuyu. You are the slug queen correct?

Katsuyu: That's correct young miss.

ACGOMN: You seem more docile than Gamabunta or Manda, is that just your character.

Katsuyu: Now that's just the way I am.

ACGOMN: Tell us something about Tsunade that we don't know.

Katsuyu: Tsunade had a crush on Jiraiya in their teenager years, but Jiraiya's pervert-ness ended that very quickly.

ACGOMN: Oh wow. Thanks for coming. Now on to Manda, Orochimaru's summon.

Manda (hiss): Hurryyy up I don'tttt havvvve alllll day.

ACGOMN: I'll ask you one question. CAN'T YOU EAT OROCHIMARU AND KABUTO PLEASE!

Manda: I wisssssshhh, butttt then Sssassuke getsss to ssssummon me.

ACGOMN: Do us all a favor and do that.

Manda: We'lll sssseeee. (Pops out)

ACGOMN: Good, now Ninkame, gai's turtle summon.

Ninkame: Hello.

ACGOMN: What's it like being Gai's summon?

Ninkame: Under him I had to do some crazy things that works on my sanity. I don't wanna talk about it.

ACGOMN: Er, you poor turtle. On to Pakkun, one of my favorite doggies of the series!

Pakkun: Yo!

ACGOMN: So you are the leader of Kakashi's ninken right?

Pakkun: Yeah.

ACGOMN: Did Kakashi's raise you guys from birth?

Pakkun: Yep, he's the one who taught me how to talk.

ACGOMN: Cool, so can I pet you?

Pakkun: Go ahead. (ACGOMN pets Pakkun)

ACGOMN: Lovely fur.

Pakkun: Yep Floral green shampoo is what I use, like that pink hair girl teammate of Naruto.

ACGOMN: I know, it is nice.

Pakkun: What shampoo do you use?

ACGOMN: Uh, special blonde shampoo and conditioner that I have to use or my hair looks like crap then I have to hear my mom complain about how I should attempt to look good.

Pakkun: Yes that's good for you.

ACGOMN: It's nice talking to ya, so now we have to go on to Akamaru, Kiba's ninken and partner in battle. Since he doesn't talk I'll translate for you. Akamaru how are you doing on this lovely day?

Akamaru: Arf (Translation: I'm fine)

ACGOMN: What's it like as Kiba's partner and on Team 8?

Akamaru: Woof, arf, arf (Translation: Being with Kiba is fun, he makes special dog food for me. I like Team 8. Hinata makes good food and pets me. Shino is alright, he's creepy though. Kurenai-sensei is nice to me!)

ACGOMN: Wow, very nice. Could you take me on a ride later?

Akamaru: Arf. (Translation: Yes)

ACGOMN: WOOT! Ahem so on to Kuromaru, Tsume's ninken and the only other dog to talk in human speech. How did you lose your left ear and right eye?

Kuromaru: In a fight when I was younger and training with Tsume, tragic really.

ACGOMN: I didn't know dogs can be sarcastic.

Kuromaru and Pakkun: You have no idea.

ACOGMN (sweatdrop): Great on to Haimaru Triplets. How's it like to be with Hana?

Haimaru Triplets (Talk together): Arf, woof, arf, woof (Translation: What do you think? She's vet and loved to play and train with us. She's really nice too.)

ACGOMN: Very cool. Thanks. Now on to Tonton, Tsunade and Shizune's pet pig.

Tonton: Bui. (Translation: Hello)

ACGOMN: So, it seems you are good at smelling out things like the dogs.

Tonton: Bui, bui. (Translation: Shizune-chan trained me, while Tsunade-hime was out gambling.)

ACGOMN: Figures. So, how's life in Konoha?

Tonton: Bui, Bui, bui (Translation: Alright, Sakura-san plays with me during her breaks from training with Tsunade-hime, and Shizune-chan.)

ACGOMN: Thanks, for answering the questions. And for all of you being here, when you would prefer to be sleeping right now. Hey Akamaru could you end this for me and we'll go on my ride after.

Akamaru: ARF, ARF. (Translation: REVIEW AND LOOK FORWARD TO NARUTO'S INTERVIEW NEXT.)

ACGOMN (gets on Akamaru like you would a horse): BYE!