A/N: Uhh... I am SO not in the mood to write now! Because school started! -groans-
Anyway, I hope you like this. Review, reivew! Since I'm so pissed about school starting I tried to make this chapter funny. And BTW, there is only two more chapters after this. And then the story is OVER!
Disclaimer: I don't own Hamtaro.
Behind The Eyes Of A Juvenile Delinquent by Laura McConnell
Chapter Seventeen: Of X-Rated Movies & "Perfect" Gifts
"Oh," Amanda moaned, "I love you."
Billie kissed Amanda. "I love you too Mandy."
"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" Amanda yelled.
Billie threw her on the bed. "Shut up." he said in a loving way, getting on top of her.
Amanda wrapped her arms around his neck. "Make me." she breathed.
"No problem, babe." Billie said, kissing Amanda passionately.
Meanwhile...
"Hey Tre'!" Mike said, "Look at what I have on my laptop because I put a video camera in Billie's & Amanda's room so now I can see everything they're doing & currently they look like they've been very sex deprived."
"That was a mouthful." remarked a young teen named Penelope.
"Get out of here!" Mike yelped, covering the screen, "Your way to young to see stuff like this!"
"Oh shut it Mike. Don't be such a stick in the mud." Tre' said, putting his arm around Penelope's shoulder & leading her over to the laptop, "She can watch it if she wants. Now don't pay attention to Mr. Boring here," he said to Penelope, "You can watch it if you like."
Since she had never seen an X-rated movie she sat down next to them & started watching with interest & curiousity.
"We SO have to sell this on Ebay!" Tre' said excitedly.
"TELL ME about it!" Mike said with dollar signs in his eyes.
Penelope rolled her eyes & continued watching the screen.
"oooh! Handcuffs!"
"Sweet... is he seriously...?"
"Oh yeah!"
"No way!"
"Totally."
"OMG! Is that icecream?"
"Yeah!"
"AND WHY ARE WE LETTING HER WATCH THIS?"
"Man, talk about kinky, we should try this one day!"
"Yeaaaah! We SO have to!"
(A/N: I would tell you but you PROBABLY DON'T want to know.)
"What on earth are you three doing?" Sandy asked.
"Watching an X-rated movie." they all responded, their eyes glued to the screen.
"Oh, that's it? Okay," Sandy said, walking off.
Mike, who had gotten popcorn out of no where, was saying, "This is the BEST show ever!" while eatting popcorn.
"Where the hell did Billie find her & how the hell can we get one like her?" Tre' asked after they'd finished recording.
"If I knew, my friend, then we would-" Mike started to say but at that moment Billie & Amanda walked into the room looking extremely lustfull, satisfied, & refresed at the same time.
"What are you guys talking about?" Billie asked.
"Oh just about how you & Amanda had the kinkiest screwing session-if you can even call it that-me & Tre' have ever seen-by the way we took notes & want to know exactly how you mangaged it-& how we made a copy & sold it on Ebay." Tre' said.
Silence untill...
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL DID YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY?" Billie yelled.
Tre' & Mike grinned.
"OH I'M SO GONNA KILL YOU!" Billie yelled, running after them.
Amanda wasn't sure whether to laugh, cry, or be embarrassed. So she did all three.
Needless to say it was an odd morning.
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"Hey Kether, " Billie said, feelings extremely stupid, "will you... uh... Amanda... she... I... present... help?" he said incoherently.
"Will I help you get Amanda a present?" Kether said, "No. Not only because I know that your going to get her something slinky & skimpy & so it is a totally perverted action but because I don't feel like it."
"Please?" Billie said.
"No." Kether said, starting to turn away.
"I'll tell Sandy that you won't do it." Billie said.
Kether spun around & yelled "NO! I'LL HELP!" Sandy would be in a rage if she found out Kether wouldn't do it.
Billie smirked. "Knew you'd change your mind." Billie said.
"You are an evil pervert!" Kether hissed.
"And your point is...?"
"Let's go." Kether snapped, grabbing his car keys & walking out the front door to do the thing guys fear the most... SHOPPING!
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The two guys arrived at the mall. "Are you ready?" Kether asked.
"Yeah." Billie said, "How bad could it-" he started to say as they walked in.
There were tons of people!
They then spotted a familair group of fan girls.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" they all screamed, "IT'S BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG! I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS AUTOGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPH!"
"ACK!" both guys yelled, running into a random store.
"That was close." Kether panted.
"Yeah... where the hell are we?" Billie asked.
"No clue." Kether said, looking around, "Wait a sec. There's a sign. Uh... we're in... Wet Seal." (A/N: LOL, It's my favortie clothes store! Well... that & Hot Topic!)
"What the hell is that?" Billie asked.
"And I'm supposed to know because...?" Kether asked.
Billie groaned & stood up, brushing the dust of his clothes. No sooner then he'd gotten up then he was knocked off his feet again by some girl had ran up to him, throwing her arms around his waist, yelling, "OH MY GOD! YOUR MY FAVORITE EVER!"
"That's, uh, good... now let go of me." Billie said uncertainly, half pushing her off.
"Not until you sign-" she whispered the rest in his ear.
He yelped. "YOU ARE WAY TO YOUNG TO SAY THINGS LIKE THAT YOUNG LADY!" he said, "FAR TOO YOUNG!"
She sped off giggling.
Kether was laughing.
Billie glared at him.
And thus their shopping day began.
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"What about this?" Billie asked, holding up a REALLY slinky nightgown thing.
Kether bust out laughing. "You would love that, wouldn't you?" Kether asked him.
Billie groaned. "Come on! We've been here for six hours & haven't bought one frickin' thing!" he said.
"Why don't we go in there?" Kether asked, pulling him into the store with the big red letters 'Hot Topic' above it.
As the two guys walked in two hundred sales attendents turned their heads towards them. "WEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE A SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!" they screamed, chasing after them.
"Hey Billie," Kether said, "Can I give you a piece of advice?"
"Yeah." Billie said, looking horror-stricken.
"RUN!" Kether yelled as the two guys ran out & into the mall with two hundred sales attendants behind them.
Meanwhile...
"Amanda, where is Kether?" asked Sandy who was looking distraught, "I need to talk to him.
"Him & Billie are at the mall." Amanda told her.
"What?" Sandy asked, turning her head at breakneck speed.
"Don't ask me!" Amanda said.
"What do you think they're doing there?" Sandy asked.
"I don't know. But I'm sure they've having lots of fun." Amanda said, "That was the best idea he's ever had."
Back with Billie & Kether...
"THIS IS THE WORST IDEA YOU'VE EVER HAD!" Kether yelled as him & Billie ran.
"WELL YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO COME YOU KNOW!" Billie yelled back with the twohundred sales people behind them.
"YEAH I DID! YOU BLACKMAILED ME!" Kether yelled back.
"Oh yeah... I forgot." Billie said, "BUT STILL, IF YOU WEREN'T AS CONCENRED AS HELL ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND..."
"I HAPPEN TO L-" Kether started to say but was cut off by the sales people who were yelling 'SALE!' in a deafening volume.
"BUT WE HAVE A SAAAAAAAAAAALE!" screamed a lady running after them with brochures.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK!" Billie & Kether yelled, diving into the first store that they came to, to lose to salespeople.
Which happened to be Victoria's Secret.
Billie looked up & saw the perfect present for Amanda.
It was an OUTRAGEOUSLY little light pink tube top & a matching EXTREMELY short skirt. And a pair of white gloves that came up to the elbow with matching knee high white boots. "Look Keth," he said, "Amanda will love this!" he said, grabbing a size zero.
Kether just stared in sheer horror. "Your getting her that?" he asked in horror.
"Yeah." Billie, who had a lustfull look on his face due to the fact that he was imagining Amanda in it, said, "Isn't it perfect?"
"Have fun turning your girlfriend into a TOTAL slut." Kether said.
"I will."
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"BUT IT'S A SPECIAL SALE!" screamed the sales people chasing them out of the mall. They'd bought Amanda's gift but when they ventured out into the mall they were chased once again.
"WE SAID NO!" they both yelled, jumping out of the mall, barely escaping the sales people.
They were both panting. "That was close." Kether said.
"Really?" Billie said sarcastically, "I never would have guessed."
"S-shut up." Kether said.
"Well at least we go Amanda's present." Billie said.
Kether rolled his eyes.
When they got home Kether asked, "When are you going to give Amanda her present?"
"Uh..." Billie said as Amanda walked into the room, "Now."
"Good luck dude." Kether said, shoving him forward, accidentallly hitting him a bit too hard, causing him to fall forward & knock Amanda over.
Sandy, who normally would have giggled, shifted uncomfortably.
'I wonder what's wrong with Sandy?' Kether wondered.
"Um Amanda..." Billie said, getting up & helping her up, still holding her hand, "Here. I got something for you." he handed her the bag.
She looked at it & her eye's widened.
Everyone cringed waiting for the scream of protest from Amanda. But...
"It's so pretty!" she said giddily.
"Try it on." Billie encouraged her.
Amanda rushed out of the room & rushed back in.
Kether & Sandy cringed. Amanda's outfit was TIGHT & SKIMPY. Was it even legal?
"How do I look?" Amanda asked, brushing her hair back shyly.
"You look lovely." Billie said, leaning forward for her kiss.
"T-thanks." she said, capturing his lips with her's.
"You know..." Sandy said, "We'll just leave you!" she grabbed Kether's hand & dragged him out of the room.
Kether just rolled his eyes as Sandy pulled him into his bedroom (A/N: They were at Kether's house.).
"Kether," she said, "I-I need to talk to you."
"Okay." Kether said, "What is it luv?"
"I-look-we-I... I want us to break-up." Sandy said.
"What?" Kether asked, "It's not... that Shadow Strider is it? If it is I'll k-"
"It's not Shadow, Kether!" Sandy yelled, "It's you!"
"What?" Kether asked, "Why? What did I do?"
Sandy exploded. "You get in trouble with the police all the time & you shoplift! You are rebellious, worse then Shadow EVER could be, & your a punk! You-"
Just then Billie & Amanda walked into the room kissing as he had his hand up her skirt & she was unbuttoning his shirt.
Billie, noticing that they were having a major drama, stopped kissing Amanda said, "We'll just be going."
"B-" Amanda started to say.
"We're going Amanda!" Billie said, pulling her out of the room. They heard the front door close several minutes later.
Sandy continued her rage. "You are a freak & an outsider! But to put the reputation aside: THIS RELATIONSHIP ISN'T STABLE KETHER! WE HAVE TO SNEAK TO GO OUT & I'VE NEARLY GOTTEN CAUGHT A MILLION TIMES! KETHER, I'M THE NORMAL GIRL & YOU ARE A DELINQUENT!"
"But I l-" Kether started to say.
"No! Your going to say 'I like you. I like you a lot luv' & flash me your girl winning smile & think this will be all over! Well it's NOT! We're OVER! So save it Kether." she said, starting to walk out the door, "And by the way, I HATE being called luv!" then she walked out & slammed the front door.
"ove you... Sandy." he finished.
He closed his eyes tightly. He then cursed. "she caused me to smude my eyeliner." he mumbled.
A/N: AND THAT'S A RAP! I know I said this would be funny but... I decided to make the end serious! And I'm going to write the next chapter & then after that there will be an epilogue & the story will be COMPLETE! Then I will work more on '20 Reasons'. But anyway, review & tell me what you think! Review, review!
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AMANDA