This is just a one-shot… I felt like I wanted to writethis, it's been floating around inmy head for a little while now.So here it is hot off the um,... key-board?The next chapter of Winning Your Heart is coming soon! Please excuse my terrible spelling and grammer as well.
DISC- I own nothing. Not Wicked, not the laptop or folding chairs used in this fanfic. But I do own that crap-poem used in the fic. Yay me!
This Has to Stop
Dedicated to all those who enforce the guidelines in the Wicked folder.
Roses are red,
Violets are Blue,
This isn't about Wicked
And there's nothing you can do…
Elphaba, Glinda and Fiyero were all crammed around a small computer in the basement of Kiamo Ko; all were sitting on old, metal folding chairs. They stared in shock at the poem before them, Elphaba's hand clenched into a fist.
"The nerve of some of these people!" Elphaba seethed. She read the poem out loud to make her point. "If they know it's not about Wicked then why do they post it here? It's Fanfiction for Oz's sake!"
Fiyero looked over at her with a slightly-frightened look upon his face, "Fae, I know you get angry about these things but…-"
Elphaba turned to him and looked her lover straight in the eye. "Yero. Glinda and I have put up with Gelphie pairings, it could be worse." She paused and looked from Fiyero to Glinda, "Then, writers who waltz in submitting stories and poems about vampires, darkness, despair, blood etcetera, etcetera. Some people even state in the summary, I know this isn't about Wicked. But there's no where else to put it and… You get the idea. If people know our story and know what Fanfiction is, and their original writings… should go to FICTIONPRESS!" She huffed.
Glinda and Fiyero blinked, and blinked again. "Wow." They both said in unison, they were both otherwise speechless.
The trio sat in silence after the green witch concluded her rant. On occasion Glinda would shift or play with her skirts, while Elphaba stared at the poem once more and Fiyero didn't know what to do.
"You know Elphie… you're right. I hope it stops soon." Glinda randomly said, still looking at the computer. The others nodded in silent agreement.
Kinda stupid. I know, I've seen a lot of it lately.
PS- I have nothing really against GELPHIE (anymore). I just put them in the situation that I see this happening in.
PSS- I realize Elphaba repeats herself to some degree.
PSSS I kinda don't like the ending. Oh well, could be worse…
PSSSS- I do not mean to offend ANY authors who posted here on accedent. The lot of you are good writers, but i've noticed a lot of Wicked writers getting fed up with all the original works floating around.
Hope you enjoyed! Thanks everyone!