CHAPTER 5
House made his way towards Cuddy's office and entered without knocking. The two women were talking softly about the effects that having Kaitlyn here at the hospital would have on the staff and especially, House. House however, did not hear any of this as being so self-absorbed he starting talking right away not even noticing Stacey until he was half way through his rant.
"Cuddy, I am so disappointed in you. Is this any way to run a hospital? There," he pointed mindlessly towards the door, "in the clinic is a room full of patients, and a doctor hasn't been in to see any of them for the last 2 hours.
"Well House, could that have anything to do with the fact that YOU were on clinic duty and instead of seeing patients you were hiding out in the maternity ward lounge?" retorted Cuddy without missing a beat.
"Hey, so you did know where I was." At this point, realization was beginning to set in and House was now even more certain that the secret meeting between Cuddy and Stacey was about him.
"Hey, were you two trying to decide what to get me for Christmas?" said House smirking. "Because, just having the two of you show up in your elf and Santa suits for a threesome would be enough of a gift for me."
"But wouldn't that make Cindy or Bambi, or whoever is your latest hooker jealous?" asked Stacey.
"No, Amber," he emphasized, "is more than willing to share and I am more than willing to be shared."
"Don't you have somewhere to be House?" asked Cuddy, "Like in the clinic 'cause you now own me four hours."
"Aww, but mommy! The clinic is full of sick people and if I catch something then I might give it to Santa and then he won't be able to fly all around the world delivering his toys and then all the kids will cry on Christmas morning and you'll be to blame. I can't have that now can I? So I think I should just stay away from the clinic. It's the honorable thing to do. Wouldn't want to disappoint the children now would I?"
Cuddy laughed and said, "There are so many things wrong with what you just said, I don't know where to begin so I'm not even gonna try. Now go do your clinic duty!"
"Fine. But first tell me what you two were discussing. You know I'll find out eventually so might as well save us both the time and tell me now."
"Umm, I don't know House. What could the hospital administrator and the hospital lawyer be discussing? It couldn't be something to do with the hospital now could it? No way, that's impossible!" said Cuddy all the while; Stacey sat there with a straight face not disclosing anything.
House knew he wouldn't get any information while they were together so he decided to interrogate them individually later on. "Fine, I'm leaving. But I'll be back!" he said in his best Arnold Schwarzenegger impersonation.
"Four hours House. Get to it!" said Cuddy to a retreating House. He kept walking and when he left Cuddy's office, he turned to go in the opposite direction of the clinic, but before he knew it, Cuddy was right beside him and turned his body towards the clinic and like a little solider, House reluctantly made his way to the clinic.
In the meantime, Kaitlyn went to see her favorite wonder-boy oncologist as House used to put it. Every time Kaitlyn recalled Wilson, she would always picture him in a cape and tights and it would cause her to giggle uncontrollable. Fortunately for her, this time when she started to giggle she was in the elevator alone and therefore people weren't giving her strange looks as they usually did.
Wilson's office had moved to the same floor as House's office. In fact, their offices were now adjacent to each other. They had an adjoining terrace between their offices, which to Kaitlyn didn't seem like the smartest idea considering House's short attention span and his 'Do no work and don't let others do theirs either' policy.
In the midst of her thoughts, Kaitlyn had made her way to Wilson's office and had already knocked on the door. After a few seconds, she heard a faint "Come in." from the other side of the door.
"Hi Wilson!" she said entering is office and closing the door behind her.
Wilson looked up, shocked to see standing in front of him, none other than Kaitlyn Saunders. He was so shocked to see her that the only thing that he could get out was "Kate! What are you doing here?"
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