Disclaimer: I do not own Faruba…yet

Curiosity Almost Killed the Neko

It was a typical morning at Shigure-sans house. The only major difference was the incredible heat which was unusual for the early summer months. Kyo was baking under the red hot sun on his favorite place on the house… the roof. Yuki was in his room reading about gardening and how to keep them alive in such insane heat (all you Americans know what I am talking about. It's like 102 there rite now). Shigure was writing one of those side novels that he name "Summer Dreams, A Naughty Yaoi" for his own pleasure. Tohru was alone in her room, and unusually doing nothing. Must be this heat.

Anyway Kyo then decided it was time he got off the roof before he started frying like an egg. He used the ladder on the side of the house and on his way down he saw Tohru lazily lying down in a "suggestive" position. Sweat was running down her neck and in-between her breasts. She wiped it off and moaned in agony. Shi-san's house does not have air conditioner so they have to keep all the windows open. Kyo couldn't help but stare, but then a thought hit him. What are girls really like? What do they do behind closed doors? More specifically what does Tohru do? All he ever sees her do is work and then sleep, maybe the occasional side trip with Momiji to the hot springs

"It's not nice to look into other's rooms peeping tom" said a familiar voice from below. It was Shigure.

"Ack!" Kyo yelled as he fell on his back from the ladder. twitch twitch "What was that for!"

"Baka Neko don't yell like that," said the irritated Yuki, "What were you doing just now anyway?"

Shigure smiled slyly (dirty shigure- shame –shame but that's why we luv him)

"Well I was just…" Kyo said blushingly.

"What peeping baka neko?"

"HELL NO KUSO NEZUMI!"

"He's right Yuki; he doesn't have the guts…"

"IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!"

"Ano" said a small voice from above. Tohru looked down from her window. "Minna? Is everything ok?"

"Don't worry Honda-san, everything is fine," Yuki said calmly with a smile on his face.

"Ok," she then wobbled away from the window, "Stay cool ok?"

Noticing that now holding there conversation was dangerous they wandered into the living room and sat down on the tatami mats. Kyo then tried to pick up and somehow explain his actions.

"Don't you ever wonder about girls? What girls like Tohru do?"

"Ahahahaha who says spring comes but once a year?" Shigure said almost proudly.

"Why is it any of our business what Honda-san does?" Yuki stated plainly.

"Kyo does carry a good point though," Shigure started to preach, "The female world is all but a mystery to you to youngsters; however I have plenty of…"

"Lalalala!" Kyo interrupted, "I don't wanna hear about your experiences."

"Well boys, maybe you should find out. You can't very well find out about girls with anybody else considering our current situation, being animals and all. And you can't find out from other Zodiacs cause that makes things weird and complicated."

"Hmm I guess your right, no one else is suitable."

"So you are interested Yuki."

Yuki rested his hand over his mouth, looked toward the ground and mumble "Somewhat…"

Both Kyo and Yuki were bothered by the fact that they would be stalking… I mean ahem snooping on Tohru. But what other choice did they have if they wanted some questions answered. This also meant however that a neko and a nezumi would have to work together to explore this teenage girls life, what mischeif will they get in. ba ba bum (corny music)

Ok people this first chapter kinda sucked but stick with me. The next chpt will be up in a few days! If you have any ideas please contribute. O yea if I made rated M fanfic with yoai or hentai would you look at me as a writer any differently? Plz leave comments, flames and all! I need to know if I really suk! But that doesn't mean I won't finish the story. I am thinking about sending them to a lingerie store. O the fun