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Well, it was still during the school day! And Sparkle and Bijou were still planning on how to embarass the heck out of themselves!
Well, so far, they were both tied!
Well, lest see, Bijou has got in Sparkles normal clothes, but was wearing the bathrobe with duckys on it, over them! This, caused people to snicker!
And Sparkle, had painted the words, "My Little Pony Rocks My World!" all over Bijous clothes, and had also painted "I love My Little Pony!" on Bijous face and forehead. This, also caused people to snicker. But, really, to tell the truth, they didin't do anything else! That is, until there biology class after lunch...
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"Hey! Take cover people! Ducky robe Sparkle is coming towards us!"
"Yeah, and look! Miss.Pony Bijou is coming also!"
The entire biology class was bursting with laughter, but still, Bijou and Sparkle kept there mouths shut, and did nothing but glare at eachother, and mutter very unkind insults to eachother.
"Ok class!" the teacher said. (couldn't think of a name!) " Today for biology, we will be with partners for a special project! Isn't that exciteing? "
As the teacher said this, half the class was just about falling asleep, and the other half, (not including Bijou and Sparkle who seemed to be entertaining themselves by muttering insults to eachother.) were busy throwing paper airplanes to eachother, and spitting spitballs at the chalkboard.
"Ah yes, I can see the excitement on your guys faces!" the teacher said with a smile. "Now, I shall choose the partners! Ok, now, lets see..Hamtaro! Who should you be partnered with..."
At the sound of Hamtaros name, Bijou and Sparkle stopped insulting eachother, and started secretly, and silently wishing that one of them would be Hamtaros partner. As they leaned in closer to hear there teachers answer...
" Pashmina!" the teacher said.
Bijou and Sparkle's jaws dropped so low,they looked like they were about to fall on the ground, and there eyes were full of disbelief.
Pashmina and Hamtaros eyes were full of disbelief too, but, they just shrugged it off., and walked off to start there project.
"Ok, now, Bijou!" the teacher said. " You will be with..Sparkle!"
Then, thats when Bijous, (Well, Sparkles face really, for Bijou, was after all in Sparkles body!) face went pale, as she slowly turned her head to look at the now, also pale faced Sparkle.
"No..." the two said at the same time." No, no, no, no, NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Girls! Get off your knees, and stop yelling up at the ceiling!" the teacher said.
The two groaned, and went to take a seat about ten feet away from eachother, to start there project.
5 Minutes Later...
"I hate you." Bijou whispered over to Sparkle.
"I hate you more!" Sparkle said.
" Yeah, I would still hate you if you gave me fifty bucks!"
"Yeah, well. I would hate you even..uh...I would hate you, even if I didin't hate you!"
Bijou gave Sparkle a weird look.
"I would hate you even if that made sense!" Bijou said back.
Just as Sparkle was about to say something back, she noticed something out of the corners of her eyes. It was Hamtaro, who kept on glimpsing over at her. At first, Sparkle was confused, but when Hamtaro glimpsed over at her again, she began to relize his look. It was the look, of none other than the kind of look boys used to give her in her previous, normal body, (instead of the body she was trapped in now) it was the look, that meant...Hamtaro was glimpseing over at Sparkle for he had a crush on her!
"Oh Bijou," Sparkle said. " Hamtaro is giving me the look!"
"The look?" Bijou said, haveing a questioning look on her face. Then, as she looked over at Hamtaro, glipmseing over at Sparkle, she grinned.
"What are you so smiley about?" Sparkle said, a little confused at Bijous reaction. " Hamtaro is giving me the look! He likes me!"
"No." Bijou said. " He likes me."
"What!" Sparkle exclaimed.
" You see Sparkle, since your too dumb to realise, I will explain." Bijou said. " You, are in my body. So, when Hamtaros glimpseing over at you, he thinks hes glimpseing over at me. So, he likes me, not you!"
Sparkle looked a little puzzled at this, but, when she got the picture, her face began to get hot from anger. She began to feel as if steam were about to come through her ears, and, most of all, she felt jealousy take over her.
"Oh, don't feel bad Sparkle!" Bijou said, with a big, smirk on her face. " You will at least get to try our wonderful cake at our wedding! "
Now, after Bijou said that, that, was when Sparkle couldn't take it anymore, and her jealousy began to take over! She grabbed her biology book, and threw it at Bijou. And, since Bijou was too busy laughing at the joke she just made, it hit her straight on her head, causeing her to yelp in pain so loud. The nearby classmates began to laugh there heads off at Bijou.
"Oh, its on!" Bijou muttered under her breath. Then, she grabbed a nearby, glass of coffee on the teachers desk, and sent it flying over at Sparkle. And, obviously, the very hot coffee, spilled all over on Sparkle, makeing Sparkle scream so loud, that one of the room windows cracked! Then, Sparkle began to run all over the room, screaming, " Call nine nine one! Call nine nine one! This coffee is burning me!"
The entire class was laughing there faces off, as they watched Sparkle, franticly trying to get the coffee off. And, at this point, Bijou was trying her best to keep from giggling.
"That does it!" Sparkle yelled. Then, she searched around the room, trying to find something that will really make Bijou mad! Finally, her eyes laid on a huge glass-like thing of coffee, and, she grabbed it and...threw it all over herelf!
"What the.." Bijou started.
"Well, since your too stupid, I will explain!" Sparkle said. " I am in your body! So, since I spilled all this coffee on me, everyone thinks you spilled coffee on yourself! So, thereby, you are the one whos embarrassed!"
Bijou growled like a tiger at Sparkle, as the entire class called her, names like 'Coffee Idiot', and 'Coffee Stupid Queen', and other stupid names like that. Then, she grabbed a huge stack of books, and piled them all on her head.
The class's attention turned to Bijou, as they saw her laying down on the floor, cringing in pain from the fifteen piles of books!And they laughed at her, and called her names like, " The Book Idiot" and " Total Book Loser", and pretty much stupid names like the kids were calling Sparkle.
Then, the REAL fight began.
After Bijou hurt herself, Sparkle grabbed some more coffee from the huge glass, and threw it at Bijou, while Bijou grabbed a book, and threw it at Sparkle. Then, after they both hit eachother...
" COFFEE AND BOOK FIGHT!" a classmate yelled.
Then, before you could say " Coffee and book fights rock", the entire class began gathering books, and coffee from the big glass, and throwing it at eachother like there was no end!
And guess what? Bijou and Sparkle were caught right in the middle of it!
Meanwhile Outside of the School...
Selena, the fairy, was sitting in the tree, watching the coffee and book fight with intrest, eating some popcorn.
"Oh man, I never thought these two hated eachother THAT much!" she said with a laugh.
RING RING!
Selena groaned and picked up her phone.
"Hello?" she said.
" Honey!" said a perky voice.
" M-mother?" Selena said.
"Yes, do you know any other snow fairy?" the voice said again. " Anyway, I just wanted to see what you are d-"
Suddenly, Selenas mom was interupted by a screaming, and yelling, and much other loud noises, from the coffee and book fight.
" What was that?" Selenas mom said.
"Oh, uh..uh...heh heh, nothing!" Selena said nervously.
"Selena, did you make two, innocent teenagers, switch bodies again?" Selena's momther said.
"Um..no?" Selena said, waiting nervously for her mothers answer.
"Ok..you better! Unlike last time to little troublemaker!" the snow fairy, (Selena's mother) said, an angry tone in her voice. " Honestly, why can't you be more like Brenda?"
"Brenda, Brenda, Brenda! What is so special about her?"Selena said angrily. "She is just a stupid toothfairy!"
"Don't you dare talk about your wonderous sister like that!" Selenas mom said. "Now, please get home soon, ok? Its almost dinner time!"
"Whatever!" Selena said. "Bye mom..."
Then, Selena, hung up, and went back to watching the coffee and book fight.
Back to the Fight...
"EAT BOOKS BIJOU!" Sparkle screamed, throwing a book at Bijous mouth, luckily, Bijou managed to dodge it, but someone on her 'Coffee' team, (They had split into two teams. Sparkle was in charge of the 'Book' team, and Bijou was in charge of the 'Coffee Team'.)
"Pashmina! Immediately go treat that solder!" Bijou yelled.
Pashmina rolled her eyes.
" Sparkle, we are not solders! We are just throwing books and coffee at eachother!" Pashmina pointed out.
"First of all, its Bi-I mean, yes, my names Sparkle." Bijou said, completely forgetting the fact that she was in Sparkle body, not hers. "And second of all, jsut go along with it!"
"Ok!" Pashmina said. Than, she ran to the classmates side, to check its injury.
"Ok, people," Bijou said. "Open fire!"
Then, in a flash, people on the 'Coffee Team', started throwing coffee like crazy at the 'Book Team'.
" Shields up!" Sparkle cried. Then, she, and the others on the 'Book Team', put books up over there heads.But some were too late and were hit by coffee.
"Wimps.." Sparkle muttered." Ok team, return fire!"
" Yes Bijou! Anything for you!" Hamtaro said, giving Sparkle a dreamy look.
Now usaully, this would've been like a dream to Sparkle, but, Sparkle knew that the only reason Hamtaro was giving her a dreamy look, was because he thought she was Bijou, all because she was in Bijous body.
All of a sudden, a yelp in pain was heard. And it wasn't just any yelp in pain! It was Bijous yelp in pain!She had got hit by a book!
"Ha! SUCKER!" Sparkle yelled at her.
Bijou glared at her, then called back to her team, " TEAM CAPTAIN FIGHT! GET BACK!"
Everyone nodded and backed away, leaving Bijou and Sparkle faceing eachother.
"One..two..three...THROW!" Sparkle and Bijou said. Then...the biology teacher just came in and...Sparkle accidently, instead of throwing the book at Bijou, threw it at the teacher on accident,and Bijou, while dodgeing the book, accidently threw the coffee all over there teacher!
The entire room gasped. Everyone just stared at the fuming, soaked with coffee, and hurt very badly by a book, teacher.
The teacher glared at Bijou, and,Sparkle. And, reacting to it, pointed to eachother, and said, " SHE DID IT!"
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"And you will have detention for the rest of the day! Got it girls?" the teacher said.
The two slowly nodded.
" Biology was so not fun!" Bijou mumbled.
" Whoever said biology was fun? " Sparkle mumbled back.
