Oh How The Tides Turn

I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! (Damn lawyers!)

Okay this chapter will be about Seto and his life without dueling. Who do you want to be next? I'll let you choose in your reviews! So… RACE FOR YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER! (Kind of…)

Day 2; Mr. P.I.M.P: Seto's pov

I yawned and stretched out in my king size bed with leopard sheets. Of course like every night I had 3 girls right next to me, it was great to be the founder… Well I mean I inherited my stepfathers company for chess… At least it used to be chess, but since I inherited it, it's been pure post-its.

Yeah post-its… Everyone uses them and being the brilliant genius I am, there are even custom made post-its. Gee my stepfather was such a queer… I mean who would make millions off chess? Must have been a lot of queers back then. I spanked all three of the ladies, "Alright you're check is down stairs ladies and if you don't mind I have to get ready for school 'yall!"

They all giggled and spoke at the same time, "We'll do this for free anytime… Give us a call we love you Seto!"

I gave off a flashy white smile and flexed my arms. They all swooned and finally went back down stairs. As for me I began my day by grabbing my stereo remote and blasting it. I sang along, "I'll take you to the candy shop… I'll let you lick the-" I then stopped and put on my uniform.

Despite the ugly uniform I still looked damn hot and sexy like the playa I was… Oh yeah! I heard a knock at my door, it was my brother Mokuba. I got up and answered the door and he spoke, "Yo bro! You gots my bling-bling!"

I shook my head and gave him his toys back. He would learn that he only has the 17-carrot bling while I got the 20 carrots in total yo! So when I was done getting dressed and doing my hair and stuff I chose some bling to wear. "Argh! This is such a hard choice!"

I decided to go with my rings and pimp chain around my neck that said "KC" for Kaiba Crunk! I had some pimp pop tarts and some bootylicious Crunk Juice! "Wells I'm off to school! Peace out!" I then called my Limo and waited for it.

Finally after a brutal 20 seconds of waiting it arrived. I scolded them for being late as we drove to school. "HUMMER LIMO YEAH BOY!" I shouted waving like a rapper out of the sunroof. Every girl swooned, some boys were angry; some boys envied me, and other boys… Swooned…

It didn't matter; after all I wasn't a hate'ah! I arrived on time while all the cheerleaders walked me to class. I then stretched out in my seat and realized my long rival for scoring had arrived. Sure he might have not been as big but it was Duke Devlin… And there was only enough room for one Pimp!

Of course he hated rap and all it stood for. He was a rock guy, but still! He enjoyed the ladies as any man would! I guess it's the mascara that drove the ladies for him and the dice. Even though I was a guy I found some males pretty attractive to.

Joey Wheeler, Yami Yugi, Duke Devlin, and Yami Bakura were some of the guys that I considered sexy. Not as sexy as me though, no way no how! Finally the lesson began and luckily for me the teacher was a female so I didn't ever get in trouble.

After all my classes it was lunchtime. I decided to sit with my Pimp and Jock friends. "Hey watzzup Seto?"

I patted my chest and gave him the peace sign, "Scored last night as usual… This time with three ladies!"

Everyone awed and Duke came up to me, "Wow Seto three huh? I guess you've been sleeping in America. Look at me I've been scoring every night with 5 chicks!"

I clenched my fist and yelled angrily, "Yeah? Well I bet that I can score with 10 chicks in one night before you can! I bet you 10 other hoes! So what do you say hommie?"

Duke rolled his eyes and slammed his fist on the table, "Go fuck your groupies cause you're about to get Punk'd!" He then smirked and walked away to his group.

A guy at my table asked, "Are you sure you can beat him? I mean because I even think he looks hot and I'm a jock and jocks are straight!"

I waved him off and closed my eyes, "Don't sweat it man! I got it all under control I can ask any girl to come over to my mansion. Hey I'll even get it all on tape tonight!"

"Really that'd be awesome!" They all exclaimed.

I then struck a pose and slyly opened an eye, "Yup and it'll be sold for $19.99 no extra charge of course cause you're my gangsters!"

They all whooped and hollered, cheering me on. However I wondered what Duke was going to do… On the way out of the lunchroom a mutt ran into me sending me on my booty! "What the fuck? Aw man Joey?"

He just continued running but I shouted after him, "YOU BETTER STOP OR I'M GONNA GET WOOP ASS ON YOU!"

Joey stopped dead in his tracks and slowly turned around. After a brief pause he burst out in laughter and continued running. I would get revenge I didn't have to worry a bit. I heard my cell phone ringing so I answered it, "Where you at?"

"We have a deal don't forget if you don't score with 10 chicks tonight the deal is off… Same goes for me and you should be checking the local porno theater for the big premiere of how I, Duke Devlin scored with 10 girls before the so called Great and Amazing Seto Kaiba. Good luck you'll need it Mr. Pimp!" Duke said, the last part sarcastically.

I clutched my phone angrily and realized he had already hung up. Then all of a sudden I found myself in bed with 10 of them… Yes and I got it all on tape! Right away I paid all of them and phoned Duke. It rung a few times before he picked up the phone, "This is the Duke."

"Yeah I just want to let you know I scored with ten of them! So I win!" I triumphantly said.

He chuckled, "I scored with eleven! I win, now instead of giving me 10 hoes… You have to go to school as a cross dresser!"

"NOOOO!" I dramatically yelled.

Tomorrow would suck balls…

Poor Seto! Haha well please review!