The Amazing Adventures of Dumbledore and the pie.

AN: Ok I have to admit this chapter is way better than the first chapter seeing as it is way more realistic, I hope, and Harry's in it seeing as its from his point of view kind of.

Disclaimer: As much as I hate to say it, but Harry Potter and all other characters belong to J.K Rowling.

Chapter 2.

"So Harry, what's going on between you and Ginny?" asked Ron

"Nothing, we are completely finished!" Stated Harry as he and Ron made there way to the Gryffindor common room after a disastrous Quidditch practice.

" Oh come on Harry, everyone knows your still like each other," exclaimed Ron.

" Fine I admit it I still like her but I cant go out with her, not with a war going on, if Voldemort found out, god knows what he would do to her," said Harry before stepping behind a tapestry to hide from his latest admirers as they were walking by.

"Please, your driving her mad, which makes her drive me mad because she keeps nagging me, Arrrrrrrrg," said a truly angry Ron, who was attempting to rip his hair out.

"RONALD WEASLEY, what are you saying about me?" screeched Ginny storming up behind them.

" Nothing, just telling Harry about the delightful conversation me and you had yesterday," replied Ron.

"I know very well that you were talking about me, and we have never once had a delightful conversation," cried Ginny, before slapping Ron round the face, "anyway Harry, this is for you," said Ginny passing Harry a rolled up piece of parchment, before storming off round the corner muttering something along the lines of "boys."

"Whose the letter from?" asked Ron, drawing the attention back to the parchment in Harry's hand.

"Dumbledore" replied Harry, who new the loopy handwriting way too much.

Dear Harry

Please meet me in my office at 7:30 tonight, we still have to discuss the plans about the last Horcrux. Please don't be late…

Yours sincerely

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

P.S Long live the pie…

"Long live the pie," said Ron leaning over Harry's shoulder to read the letter, "look he's even drawn a picture."

" I Know he's turned into a right nutter, since the last mission last year!" said Harry as he continued to walk down the corridor. Harry looked at his watch, 7:35.

"Listen Ron im late for the meeting, I have to go, see you in a minute," said Harry in a rushed tone.

"Ok see ya mate," replied Ron.

Harry ran to Dumbledore's office and skidded to a halt in front of the Gargoyle.

"Umm Chocolate Frog, no umm sherbet Lemon?" Harry went through all the sweets he could think of plus some that he wasn't even sure existed, he gave a final sigh " Long live the Pie," said Harry before sighing again. The Gargoyle leaped out the way leaving along spiral stair case.

Harry reached the door leading to Dumbledore's office, which opened automatically letting Harry step into the office.

"Aaaah, Harry, so nice of you to join me," said Dumbledore surveying Harry with his twinkling eyes.

" Sorry im late sir," said Harry panting, "only just got the letter."

"Oh no worries Harry, I was wondering if you could do me a favour?"

"Umm sure."

"Can you please go down to the kitchens and fetch me something I asked one of the house elves to cook for me!"

"Ok," said Harry before going out the door and to the kitchens, then coming back 10minutes later with a giant steaming Apple pie in his hands.

"Thank you Harry, if you could please place it carefully on my desk." Said Dumbledore, "Now to business, what are your recent plans then that I asked you to work on."

"Well, um, I was thinking of trying to get the one from Nagini, so I was thinking that Snape could some how lure her into the castle, and maybe somehow grab her and then kill her, What do you think?" explained Harry, looking up to find Dumbledore starring at the pie that he had got for him.

"DUMBLEDORE." Cried Harry, "This is no time to mess about, we have to destroy the Horcruxes, we don't have time to spare for starring at blooming pies."

There was a pause.

Then a knock on the Door.

Professor Mcgonagull walked into the room and stood back in shock as she saw the pie sitting on the desk.

"ALBUS DUMBLEDORE." Shouted Professor Mcgonagull, "I forbid you not to go any where near a pie, and what do I see now, but a PIE."

Professor Mcgonagull grabbed the pie and threw it out the window which landed

with a plop in the lake.

"Albus," screeched Mcgonagull, "the death eaters, there here, millions of them, quick I will go and inform the order and students, Potter, I will meet you and Albus in the entrance hall in 5 minutes." And with that she swept out the room.

"Professor, Dumbledore, Hello, there is an army of death eaters out there and you don't seem to really care," Harry screamed at Dumbledore.

But Dumbledore just sat at his desk, his lip trembling and silent tears dripping slowly down his face.

"Arrgh," said Harry before dragging Dumbledore out the room after grabbing several weapons including a sword, dagger and bow and arrow.

The whole order was waiting in the entrance including several of the remaining DA members.

"Harry, there you are!" screamed Hermione running towards Harry. "Quickly follow me we are supposed to stay at the back behind the order members.

The hall fell silent as the giant double doors opened, the rain was poring over the Hogwarts ground and in the distance was an army of death eaters. There was a searing pain in Harry's scar making Harry nearly scream out in anguish.

"Prepare for battle," cried a voice from the front and they armies slowly walked towards each other.

There was silence…

AN: Wow that was a really long chapter for me :) just over 2 pages (ok its quite short) I've decided that the next chapter is going to be a follow on from this chapter :) Yey but plz I want reviewers not one single review for the last chapter :( so if you don't review this chapter then I wont update until I get at least 1 good review :) .