Dumbledore and the pie. Chapter 3.

A/N: This is a follow on from the last chapter :) expect a Pink fluffy bunny a mental Voldemort and dangerous pies…

Warning: This scene is a battle scene so the beginning might be a bit gruesome! So I am rating this chapter K+ just to be safe.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with Harry Potter.

Chapter 3.

"Stupefy," shouted someone at the front. With that very spell curses flew around in every direction. The battle began.

Harry pulled out his wand and started battling a very old slow death eater and after 15 seconds the death eater was on the ground whimpering, he moved on deeper into the crowd of death eaters, until he reached Lucius Malfoy.

Malfoy was pointing his at someone who was lying on the ground 'Lupin' anger boiled up inside him, he pulled the small but sharp dagger from the pocket of his coat and quietly moved towards Malfoy.

Malfoy turned around, but it was to late, Harry pushed the dagger right through his heart, Malfoy let out an ear-splitting scream before falling to the ground with a thud.

"Thanx Harry," said Lupin as Harry helped him up.

"No problem, pity he made my dagger dirty I was quite fond of it," replied Harry before moving on towards the forest.

"ARRRRGGGHHHHHh…" Harry screamed as he hand flung up to his head to rest on his burning scar before he collapsed to the ground on his knees.

"MWHAHAHAHAHHA," sang Voldemort who was standing at the entrance to the forbidden forest, "and so this is where the famous Harry Potter die's."

"Shut up," replied Harry trying to stand up while ignoring the pain in his scar.

"So now I finally get to kill Harry Potter alone without some nasty sidekick following him a round," said Voldemort.

"He is not alone!" said a voice behind them.

"Dumbledore," said Harry.

Dumbledore slowly walked towards them his eyes glistening with Hatred, revenge and pure determination.

"Harry is not fighting you alone, I am going to help him destroy the evil Tom Riddle, once and for all." Said Dumbledore before reaching Harry's side and pulling out his wand.

Harry and Dumbledore began fighting against Voldemort flinging several spells at each.

"Videor fluffy pink Hunnam." Screamed Harry after reading the ancient spell from a giant book in the library. (AN: the spell is in Latin)

The sky began to rumble and there was a loud bang. By now nearly all the Death eaters and Order members had abandoned their fights and turned to watch Harry and Dumbledore fight Voldemort.

There was another loud bang before a big fluffy pink bunny rabbit appeared and landed in-between Voldemort and Harry.

"Love, Love, Love, Lots and Lots of Love." sang the Bunny as it skipped around throwing little daisy's over Voldemort and Harry.

"Will you get rid of that stupid bunny before I do?" shouted Voldemort.

The Bunny turned around to face Voldemort and hissed at him.

"Pie tentatio," screamed the bunny at Voldemort. Then the bunny produced a pie from behind its back and threw it at Voldemort, which hit him in the face. Voldemort face turned red with anger.

"Avada k…" shouted Voldemort at the bunny but didn't get time to finish.

A wave of relief and happiness washed over his face and he spun around in a thick layer of smoke before re-appearing wearing a frilly pink Tutu. He also started dancing around with the bunny and produced a basket of daisies from nowhere and started throwing them around with the bunny.

The look of relaxation on Voldemort's face turned to pure horror as the whole order including all the remaining death eaters burst out laughing at Voldemort.

"Stop laughing, or, or, or, or I will kill you all." Shouted Voldemort, "Love love love love lots and lots and lots of love, NoOoOoOoO."

And with that Voldemort disappeared in a puff of black smoke.

"I told you Harry that you would destroy Voldemort by pure Love," said Dumbledore.

"Yes, I know," replied Harry before breaking down laughing.

Then all of a sudden Dumbledore collapsed to his knees crying.

"Why, why the innocent pie," he cried.

"Im am very sorry about the pie dumblydore but it had to be done to destroy that evil Voldemort." Said the bunny then in a puff of pink smoke the Bunny also vanished like Voldemort.

Voldemort was know more…

AN: What do you think really random with the bunny thing?

A big thank you to Shamanbabe and Zoeteproet. You are both the reasons that I updated this for you. NEXT CHAPTER: There's a talent show at Hogwarts but what is Dumbledore singing?

PLZ R&R…