Aku Aku, he accidentally hot glued three hideous paper feathers to his head while doing arts and crafts!
"I'm a mask what do you expect?"
He secretly wants Uka Uka to kill the bandicoots!
"No! I Protect the bandicoots."
He's getting beat up by Py-Ro for kissing his girlfriend Ti-ti.
"I don't date evil masks!"
Then who do you date?
"Yeah right, you think I'd tell you."
He couldn't get a date if he tried to sell his three ugly feathers.
"The bandicoots are right, you should get a better hobby."
He wishes to meet Hobbit.
"No I said Hobby not Hobbit."
He doesn't even know what he said two seconds ago! Talk about bad memory.
"This interview is over!"
Now you know Aku Aku who glued three paper feathers to his head while rooting for Uka Uka, kissing Ti-ti.
"Get a hobby!"