The King of the pies Chapter 5.

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Chapter 5.

" I would just like to remind everyone that all students must come to the Pie meeting of the day and it has been moved to 2:30 instead of 2:01, Thank you." Dumbledore announced before sitting down and being engaged in a conversation to professor Mcgonagull.

"You know he's losing his nut," exclaimed Ron while choosing which pie to eat, " Im surprised he hasn't been sent to a mental institute himself!"

"Its because anyone that has tried to cart him off to a mental institute has been banished from his 'Kingdom'," replied Hermione.

"I still cant get over the new uniform though is just so… embarrassing," said Harry peering down at his clothes.

He was wearing the usual robes but instead of a Lion for Gryfindor there was a giant picture of a pie with a small Lion in the middle, instead of the usual red and yellow striped tie it was covered in lots of pictures of pies, and on the back of his school robes was the new castle of Pies motto 'Long live the pies'.

"Well at least its not as bad as Dumbledore's robes," said Hermione now looking over at Dumbledore.

Dumbledore was wearing the usual dress robe but instead of it being covered in twinkling stars it was covered in Pies, and instead of a long pointed wizard hat he had a Pie shaped hat on top of his head.

"God sake enough of Fashion, LETS EAT," Ron forked a large slice of pie onto a giant fork, it was less than 1cm away from his face when…

"NooOoOoOoOoOoO," came a shout from the teachers table, Dumbledore was stood at the table with his wand pointing at Ron, while Ron was just stood their looking gormless, "How dare you even think of eating a slice of pie, that pie was put there for looking at certainly not eating."

"Well what am I supposed to eat unless I starve to death?" Said Ron before dropping the pie, which landed with a splat on his plate.

"Number one, How dare you drop a Pie like that you've hurt it, look now its crying," Ron and the rest of the Gryfindor peered down at the cake seeing no tears but just mushy purple stuff which must have been the filling.

"So…" said Ron, a shocked noise echoed across the whole hall, all of a sudden a troop of Oompa Loompa look a likes came marching into the room, and grabbed Ron and Handcuffed him.

"Ronald Weasley first I am expelling you from the castle of pies, but you are also under a rest for abuse to innocent pies," ordered Dumbledore.

"Heellppp meeee…" screamed Ron kicking and screaming while being pulled out of the great hall.

"Ok now that was uncalled for," said Harry, and Hermione nodded her reply.

"I wonder why he didn't get breakfast served to him in bed like everyone else!" said Hermione.

"They tried to give him breakfast but he wouldn't wake up after 30 minutes of poking him with a special pokey stick, it was very funny to watch, I even suggested pouring water over him, but they didn't want to have to change the wet sheets." Replied Harry silently laughing to himself.

"Listen Harry, we have to get Ron out of Jail and we need to work out why Dumbledore has gone loopy about pie and turn him back to normal, OK," ordered Hermione while watching several more Oompa Loompas taking the Pie away to the hospital wing on a stretcher.

"Ok," replied Harry.

(He he, time for the annoying big brother voice again.)

2:30 pm Harry and Hermione are in the Great hall.

"Welcome everyone to the first official Pie meeting," said Dumbledore, all the Oompa Loompas started cheering and everyone else started following suit, "I have bought Hogsmead and that is now my Kingdom, (More applause) and I am re-naming Hogsmead 'The Kingdom of Pies' (even more applause) yes thank you, calm down now, (clapping stops) as you know Young Ronald Weasley was taken to my Pie prison in Hogsmead today for abusing a Pie, if any one else thinks its clever to harm, insult, or do any other nasty thing to a pie then they will find themselves joining Mr. Weasley, any questions?"

Several hands shot up into the air.

"This is going to be a long meeting," sighed Hermione.

"Well at least its better than missing double potions YEY," replied Harry.

"Well at least we nowhere Ron is, when's the next 'Kingdom of Pie' weekend?" said Hermione.

"Next week!" replied Harry.

"Good we will break him out of jail and then work out something then," said Hermione.

"Stop speaking over there and listen," shouted an Oompa Loompa from near the front.

A/N: I know that was a really short dodgy chapter, next chapter they try to break Ron out of jail, YEY, anyways plz R&R, and thankies for reviewing.

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