Cortex, his head is so big that airplane pilots think he's a blimp.
"What! My head may be big but I'm not a blimp."
Uka Uka had to hire him or he would loose his toy factory!
"Do you even know what you're saying?"
Cortex doesn't know what he says, he just blurts out random words.
"Yeesh the good guys are right! You are stupid!"
Cortex, he likes to kiss Coco when no one is looking.
"I WHAT?"
Cortex is so stupid that he can't remember his mother's name. Which is pretty sad because he lives with her.
"That's it I'm through!"
Now you know Cortex the blimp like toy factory stealing blurter of random words who kisses Coco and can't remember his mother's name.
"None of that is true!"