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1 week later
"Welcome everyone to the 57th pie meeting," announced Dumbledore, "today I will be introducing a new member of staff to help me with my pie classes, please put your hands together for Professor. Pastry."
The whole hall burst into applause but stopped suddenly when they saw her, even the Oompa Loompas stopped clapping.
She had long straight silver hair, which went down to her waist, she wore star glasses and long pink robes covered in pictures of pies.
"Clap you stupid damn worthless pie haters," shouted Dumbledore before running from the hall crying.
"Oh no my little Dumbleybob I'm coming darling," shouted Professor Pastry running after him.
(A/N: this is to krazykiwigirl27, I just got your review and it has encouraged me to carry on writing this chapter :) thank you)
"Oh my god," whispered Hermione.
"What? Wait don't tell me Snape ate a pie!" Said Harry, "yes I knew it, hehehe."
"No Harry be sensible, Dumbledore is going out with Professor Pastry, well this is brilliant," said Hermione.
"And this is brilliant why?"
"I don't know yet I'm still thinking of something."
"Well can we think somewhere different, I keep getting funny feeling about the Oompa Loompas," said Harry.
"Fine lets go to the common room then," said Hermione, "and what kind of funny feelings?"
Harry leaned closer to Hermione and so no one could over hear them.
"Ok, I think the Oompa Loompas are gay!"
"Ok lets go now," said Hermione quickly.
In the common room.
"I have it!" Exclaimed Harry as he paced around the common room, which was empty, at the moment.
"What," replied Hermione with a jolt.
"I know how to rescue Ron."
"Really? Wow, How?"
"We ask Dumbledore if we can have permission to go to the kingdom of pies."
"Yes, but two questions. One how are we going to get permission? And two wont he want to know why we need to go there," said Hermione smartly.
"First off we bribe him with some freshly baked pies and then we say this…"
The next day.
"Thank you so much for the pies they look and smell lovely, but why an earth would you need to go to the kingdom of pies?" asked Dumbledore.
"Well you see, you love Professor Pastry a lot don't you?" said Harry carefully.
"Yes, oh Gloria."
"Well if you want to show her how much you love her…"
"But wait," Dumbledore interrupted, "Gloria already knows that I love her."
"Yes, well you might think that but after our pie class this morning we stayed behind to help her clean up and she burst into tears because she thought you didn't love her anymore," which was obviously a lie.
"Really? Oh no my sweet, sweet Gloria, well I must see her at once, unless you can help?"
"Me and Hermione have planned a moonlit dinner on top of the three Broomsticks for you, we will want to be there in case anything goes wrong and to pay for it and you can tell 'Gloria' that you planned it."
"Don't call her Gloria only I can call her Gloria," snapped Dumbledore, "but it is still brilliant, yes, pure genius, so when?"
"Tomorrow night 7 o'clock."
""Brilliant, I will be there."
That night.
"Have you thought about how we actually break Ron out of jail?" Said Hermione.
"Umm, no I was hoping you would think of that."
"Well it's a good thing I did then. Right I found some information on it which could be useful, behind the building is a laundry cart which is deposited there every night at 7:45pm it has all the 'criminals' clean laundry in, all we have to do is pretend we are from the laundrette and offer to give all the laundry out and collect all their dirty clothes and then we will go to Ron last and help him escape by putting him in the trolley," said Hermione obviously very proud of her self.
"But isn't that just such a muggle and movie way of doing it?" said Harry.
"Yes buts that's why it is so brilliant because it so muggle like and movie-ish," Hermione pointed out.
"Wow, you're smart!"
"I no," Hermione said smiling.
Next Night 7:35
"That was delicious Dumblybob and to think you planned it all just for me, oh and can I please have another one of those sea salt lobsters," said Professor Pastry.
"Yes madam I will get you one straight away," said Harry before bowing and pulling a funny face behind her back. Harry gave her, her Lobster, then said, "Please excuse us but we believe it is time you have some privacy."
"Yes, of course go, be off with you," said Dumbledore waving an hand at them shooing them away.
Harry and Hermione quickly got changed into their disguises, which were white clothes and white masks to cover their faces so they couldn't be recognised.
They sprinted to the back of the jail and found the laundry trolley just as planned.
They manoeuvred the trolley to the front of the door, then knocked on it and waited patiently.
A fat policeman came plodding to the door and slung it open, "Yes, what do you want?"
"This is our last shift so we wondered if you would like us to go around and give out the laundry for you seeing as we have nothing else to do tonight and of course it would be a lot quicker," Hermione said smartly and professionally.
"Sure that would be great thanks, her are the keys and don't worry none of them are dangerous cant understand why the poor people are in here anyway," he said then her handed Harry the keys.
They quickly went into each accompanied cell and handed them their clean washing then took their dirty washing off them, this was repeated about 25 times when finally they came to Ron's cell.
A/N: Ha, aren't I evil a cliffy :) I so proud of my self my first cliffy :) I was going to carry it on but it was so long and to be honest I couldn't be bothered to carry it on now and I wanted to get some up tonight or as soon as possible :) thank you again to all my reviewers: krazykiwigirl27 my most loyal reviewer (sorry fwuzzfwuzz) and fwuzzfwuzz my favourite author. I love you both :) I am soooo sorry again for taking ages to update and I will try to update sooner, but it might be hard because im starting school again in 1 day so :( thanks again and if you are reading this then plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz review!