A/N: Hello everyone, im so sorry I haven't updated for ages, to be honest I completely forgot about it until I got a review from Krazykiwigirl27 yey go u!
I hope you enjoy this; I have to write this from memory cause I lost my notebook, which I wrote this chapter in!
And a quick note to krazykiwigirl27: I never thought about Gloria being related to Fleur but now you think about it, I have decided to make Gloria, Fleurs long lost LITTLE sister :D thank you!
Disclaimer: just so you know I don't own Harry Potter!
Harry and Hermione slowly made their way into Ron's cell and gently closed the door behind them.
"Hello, anyone in here?" Harry said.
"Bloody Hell! There's no privacy here!" replied Ron.
Harry and Hermione spun round to see Ron sat on something, which Harry thought was supposed to be a toilet. Harry and Hermione quickly turned away again silently laughing their heads off.
"Ouch! Stupid toilet paper, or should I say newspaper scratching my poor little bottom," whimpered Ron silently, thinking Harry and Hermione couldn't hear.
Harry turned his laughs into coughs and diverted Ron's attention from his bum to him and Hermione.
"So umm you don't like the news paper? At least you will have something to read," Harry slowly said.
"Oh shut it!" snapped Ron. "Anyways who are you and what do you want?"
"Oh we are the evil killer bunnies in disguise and we are going to eat you," said Hermione sarcastically.
"Argggghhhh," shouted Ron as he started running round the room screaming.
"Shut the hell up were not really evil killer bunnies getting ready to eat you," said Hermione obviously getting very annoyed.
Ron stopped running around and stared at them. "Then who are you then and what do you want?"
"It doesn't matter who we are and we have come to get your washing," said Harry.
"Oh, here you are then, then you can let me be," huffed Ron.
"You're an idiot Ron, you know that?" said Hermione.
"How did you know my name?" asked Ron suspiciously.
"Im your mother," said Hermione sarcastically.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," screamed Ron.
"Harry can you help me fold up this sheet which I am for no reason what so ever holding in front of the trolley, that Ron could jump into and hide in while we are not looking," Hermione said a little too loudly.
Harry and Hermione held up a big sheet in front of the cart and slowly fiddled around with it. Harry coughed loudly. Ron just stood staring at them like they were mad.
"Yes, do you need help?" Ron asked nervously.
"Ron, can you follow some simple instructions please?" Hermione said slowly like she was speaking to a 2 year old.
"OK"
"Get into the cart."
Ron jumped into the cart with a 'Yippee'.
OK, well done, cover yourself with the washing."
"But it smells funny."
"It doesn't matter at the moment."
Ron started whimpering.
Hermione sighed and pulled out a can of spray deodorant and sprayed the clothes.
Ron breathed in the flowery aroma, and sighed "It smells like Hermione."
Hermione blushed.
"Come on," said Harry.
They stuffed the remaining sheet in the trolley and slowly pushed it out the back door of the prison.
"WEEEEEEEEEEE this is fun," exclaimed Ron.
"Shut up," hissed Harry.
Then finally got a fair distance away from the prison when they finally let Ron jump out the trolley.
"So who are you then?" said Ron finally acting normal again.
Harry and Hermione grinned at each other and then took of their disguises.
"Oh my god I am such an idiot," said Ron in surprise.
"Yes, you are!"
They laughed for a minute then Hermione bought them back to reality.
"Umm Have you ever thought of how Dumbledore is going to let Ron back into the castle of Pie?" said Hermione.
"Easy," exclaimed Harry, "Ron gives Dumbledore a pie says sorry and he will never do it again and all will be forgiven."
So that's what they did, and Ron was allowed back into castle of pies and was cleared of all charges and they all lived happily ever after. Well I wish the last bit was true but Dumbledore was still a mad nutter and Harry, Hermione and Ron still need to find out what's wrong with Dumbledore and how to make him better.
A/N: Well how was it? Im so sorry for making you wait for so long, please review because when I get reviews it puts me in the mood for writing more Dumbledore and the Pie (hint hint) By the way do you think I should write something more serious? Well tell me what you think! Bye for now,
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