Crunch, he lifts weights so much that he became bored with it and decided to lift poor little school girls.
"I don't lift school girls I lift weights. I'm not bored with them."
Crunch is the first male anorexic.
"I'm not anorexic!"
Well in Crash Nitro Kart you said to eat less and exercise more.
"If you eat all the time you don't lose weight."
So you're anorexic and trying to poison the youth of the Earth.
"No I'm not anorexic and how did I poison the youth?"
You're telling the poor kids not to eat.
"This is boring."
He beats up his girlfriend Littlee!
"No I don't."
His mother is so fat she plays pool Jupiter.
"What!"
Sir this stage is only for the cast and guests.
"But I am a guest!'
Security!
"Hey!"
It was rude of Crunch to never show up.