Dingodile, the only reason he's dating Coco is to go to her fancy tea parties!
"What no it's not!"
That's right! He likes to cut up her clothes so she looks like his class.
"I'm not poor."
You work for the one that pilots mistake for a blimp.
"Cortex isn't that bad."
Oh please you get fed once a week.
"That's a lie."
PU! Do you ever shower?
"The only thing that stinks in here is you."
Dingodile is a peace making penguin loving sap.
"What!"
He picks up his flamethrower and starts burning the furniture.
Now you know Dingodile the one who gets fed once a week,never showers and loves penguins. Good thing he's going to prison!