Chapter VII: Finding GF

" Welcome Fira I have a task for you" The old Headmaster said as Fira stood a meter from his desk in salute form. " At ease"

Fira stood normally

" Well what's up Headmaster?" Fira asked.

" I noticed you missed out on the SeeD party the other day" Cid said.

" Huh?"

" Yea you weren't there don't tell me you had better things to do"

" Oh no it's just that I was alittle tired"

" Hmph oh well since you didn't attend the party I figured I'd give you a mission first"

" Oh really great"

" Don't get too excited Fira, your only a level 1 SeeD so you'll get a level 1 mission"

" I don't care"

" I figured you'd say something like that"

" Heh"

" Okay then what's the mission?"

" You are to help another SeeD find a GF"

" What?"

" Yes since she has no GF junctioned she'd next to helpless, your mission is to guard her and help her acquire a GF"

" Oh cool a bodyguarding mission, but I have a question sir"

" Go ahead"

"Students are given a GF or already have one when as soon as they get to the Garden"

"Your point?"

" Why doesn't this SeeD have one? How did she even pass the exam without it?"

" There are two ways to become a SeeD Fira"

" Oh she must have taken the written exam"

" Bingo, and she wasn't given one on account of homeschooling, She'll be just outside of the Garden waiting for you, here is 100,000 gil for expenses on the trip" The headmaster gave Fira a sack of Gil. Fira saluted then turned around and left the headmaster's office.

" Good luck" Xu said waving to Fira as he left. He waved then stepped into the elevator, the elevator zoomed down to the first floor and he walked out of the elevator. Just then as he took his first step outside of the elevator Zell, Kiako, Avalon, Vivi and Irvine zoomed in his path.

" Wha?" Fira said taking a step back.

" Fira what did the headmaster want you for?" All of them asked at the same time.

" A mission briefing" Fira said.

"WHAT!" They all screamed.

" Well I'm a SeeD after all that's what SeeDs do missions right?" Fira said.

" You got your first assignment?" Kiako said.

" Yea it's a bodyguarding mission" Fira said.

" Well how come we didn't get a mission we passed the test the same time you did" Vivi said scratching his cheek.

" I gotta go guys I can't sit here and chat" Fira said leap froging over Vivi's head. He ran down the hall and when he turned a corner he bumped into Utada and Sephiroth they were holding hands while walking. Fira looked at their hands connected together and he felt that same sense of sorrow as he did before.

" Fira watch where your going" Utada said.

" Oh sorry" Fira said.

" I heard you got a mission" Sephiroth said.

" Really? He did? Congrats Fira you got one before us" Utada said playfully punching him in the arm.

" Yea thanks I gotta go alright" Fira said walking off past them.

" Well for his first mission he doesn't seem very happy about it" Utada said. Sephiroth wrapped his arms around her body and kissed on her neck.

" Because he doesn't have someone as great as you in his life" Sephiroth said.

Fira walked out of the hallway and to the vast intersection that separated the Garden from the parking lot. He walked outside of the gate and seen a girl with long dyed pink hair and blue eyes wearing a SeeD uniform.

" That must be her" Fira said to himself as walked over and placed his hand on her shoulder. She spun around fast and grabbed his hand off her shoulder. She karate spun him down and he hit his back almost knocking Fira out of consciousness.

" Ow" Fira said rubbing the back of his skull.

meek tone " sorry you must be the SeeD that's assigned to guard me" She said with a timid voice.

" Uh yea that's me," Fira said with anime style swirls in his eyes.

meek tone " Oh I'm so sorry, my name is Miko it's a pleasure to meet you" Miko said bowing her head over and over at the declined Fira.

" I wish I could say the same thing" Fira said.

5 minutes later

Fira and Miko had begun their long journey down to Balamb. They were walking through the streets as the cool breeze slapped on their faces cooling them down from the hot sun.

" How long exactly have you been a SeeD Miko?" Fira asked.

meek tone " Well I've been a seed for about six months" She said.

" SIX MONTHS! And you decide now to get a GF?" Fira asked.

meek tone " I've tried several times on my own to get a Guardian Force but I was unsuccessful" Miko said.

'Obviously' Fira thought. " Well if you want a GF I can give you one of mine"

meek tone " No I don't need… huh ONE of yours?" Miko said.

" Yea I have three GFs" Fira said.

meek tone " I thought that your given one when you become a Student" Miko said rubbing her chin.

" Yea you do but I had these GF long before I became a SeeD long before I was even a student at this Garden" Fira said.

meek tone " Wow can I see them?" She asked as she stopped walking. Fira stopped to then looked back at her.

"Well I don't see why not" Fira said.

meek tone " yes" Miko said clapping.

He walked into an open field and pulled out booth of his keyblades. He raised them up and a light ring appeared under his feet. He tossed the keyblades up in the air they spun rapidly and gave off a golden light. Out of nowhere appearing at Fira's left side was a lion with a orange fur and red heavy fur around his head. Appearing on Fira's head was a tiny red lizard Dragon and appearing behind Fira was a big blue genie. The keyblades came back down and Fira caught them.

meek tone " hahaha your GF's look really funny" Miko laughed.

" Hey Fira who is the lovely lady?" Genie said appearing next to Miko he gave a bouquet of flowers, a convertible Mustang, a mansion and a sunken treasure ship full of rubies and gems.

meek tone " Thanks Mr. Genie but I don't need all of this stuff thank you though" Miko smiled.

"As you wish seniorita" Genie snapped his fingers and all of the stuff disappeared.

" Hey there baby my name is Mushu" Mushu the little red dragon said wrapping around Miko's neck.

meek tone " Hi Mushu" Miko smiled.

" Yea hi yourself how you doin?" Mushu said raising his eyebrows continuously.

meek tone " fine" Miko replied.

" Why yes you are sexy thang" Mushu said. Miko bursted with laughter as Mushu jumped off of her, she walked over to Simba the lion GF and rubbed his back while walking towards Fira.

meek tone " Their hilarious" Miko said holding her gut.

"Yea I know" Fira said rolling his eyes. ' Perhaps too hilarious'

" Don't get mad Fira because I have more game than you" Mushu said.

" Whatever" Fira raised one of his keyblades and all of them disappeared into blue smoke.

meek tone " You have a great relationship with your GF I'm jealous" Miko said.

" Don't be! Trust me your lucky to get a GF that doesn't barks order's back when your fighting" Fira said as the both of them.

meek tone " what your GF ordered you back?"

" Yea check this out, Me and my friend Zero were facing off against this Fiend in the desert, I summoned Mushu into the battle and I told him to fire his fireballs at the enemy he took one look at that Sand Worm that we were up against and said " fool you spit fireballs at that thing I'm outta here" Then he disappeared leaving us hangin and…"

Meanwhile

Aerith had just came out of the library having finished a Monster report for her Geography class. She packed up all of her things and left the library on time. She stared down at her watch then walked straight over to Cloud's room with a smile on her face.

" It's been awhile since Cloud and I have last did…it" She smiled. Her small strut turned into a thigh rubbing run her pink dress flowed raising up alittle on her thighs she always kept her skirt buttoned up alittle under her crotch, she zoomed past Kiako, past Squall past crowds of students to get to Cloud's dorm.

She finally got to room 345 Cloud's dorm. She opened the door without knocking with a pleasant smile on her face. When she opened it, she dropped her books and her beautiful green eyes grew wide. Under the covers covering them from the shoulders down was Cloud he was on the bed lying over Tifa. The both of them paused and stared at Aerith as Aerith stared at them.

"C-Cloud?" Aerith choked. Her cheeks soaked in tears and her mouth was as dry as the Bikanel desert.

" Aerith I…" Cloud started.

" Uh oh" Tifa squeaked.

Aerith tossed the book at Cloud and the book slammed against his face, Aerith then took off running outside of the room. As she ran tears flew off of her face, she took off to her dorm and locked the door behind her. Then jumped in her bed and cried her eyes out, she screamed like bloody murder into the pillow. Suddenly through her loud screams and crying there was a knock on the door.

" Go away" Aerith said cried into the pillow.

" Aerith it's me Paine" A dull voice said. Aerith stood up weakly her face waterlogged from snot and tears. She walked weakly to the door and pressed in her unlock code into the door the futuristic door automatically opened to Paine. Paine grabbed Aerith and pulled her towards her.

" I seen the whole thing Aerith" Paine said.

" Paine" Aerith cried. " Why would he cheat on me? I never lied to him, I never so much as looked at a another boy"

" No it's not you it was him" Paine said. Slowly as Aerith talked without noticing Paine was easing Aerith into her room and slowly undoing her dress from behind.

" Paine I just don't understand it" Aerith said.

" Shhhh enough about him now" Paine said placing her right index finger on Aerith's lips. Paine pushed Aerith down on the bed her dress had become undone as she fell onto the covers. Paine laid down on her and began to kiss on her neck while curressing her body and rubbing her thighs.

'Huh? What's…' Aerith thought her wild thoughts turned into ecstasy as Paine began to rub in the right places.

" I've been watching you for along time Aerith" Paine said.

Meanwhile

Fira and Miko were riding on the train Fira was staring out of the window while Miko reading a GF magazine.

" So have you thought about what GF you want?" Fira asked.

meek tone" Well there are lots of them" She replied. " Like Ifrit, Shiva, Valefore, Quezacolt, Doomtrain lots of them to choose from"

" Okay then just wanna go and get whatever? Or have you narrowed it down?" Fira asked.

meek tone" I think I'll take Shiva if not Shiva then probably Alexander, if not Alexander then I guess I'll stick with Leviathan" Miko replied.

" Cool choices" Fira said giving her a thumbs up. The train stopped in Timber as the both of them dismounted the train two soldiers appeared before them. One in a red uniform and another in a blue.

" HEY YOU KID!" The big one shouted at Fira. " This him Wedge?"

" That's him sir" Wedge replied with a salute.

" YOU! Most of my men were wiped out for that stunt you pulled at the satellite in Dollet" The big soldier shouted.

" Oh you're the commander of those men sorry it was just a exam no feelings eh" Fira said slapping him on the shoulder. " It's a good thing your men were so pathetic I passed because of those guys tell em I said thanks" Fira and Miko began to walk past the two of them but Wedge stopped with his military sword.

" Good job Wedge! YOUR NOT GOING ANYWHERE!" Briggs said. " I WAS DEMOTED TO LIEUTENANT BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID EXAM!"

" Lieutenant isn't so bad you still get to boss acouple of people around" Fira said.

meek tone " Fira these guys seem pretty serious" Miko whispered.

" Don't worry" Fira replied patting her on the shoulder. "Listen none of us are having a good day so far, let's all just go…well we'll go you go back to your little low class assignment mopping up the streets of Timber. And continue about our business" Biggs exploded with anger and attempted to punch Fira with his heavy metallic arms. Fira ducked dodging his clothesline maneuver, he pulled out his Metal Chocobo Keyblade from his back and his Kingdom Keyblade from the back of his waist. Biggs came back around with a backhand thrash punch. Fira held up his Keyblades blocking the move. Wedge rushed Miko and swung his sword, Miko ducked and drop kicked Wedge in his nose breaking it.

" AHHH" Wedge screamed as he struggled on the ground holding his nose crying. "YOU LITTLE B$#H

" DAMN YOU!" Biggs shouted. Fira dodged again then struck him in the chest with both Keyblades, Biggs flew through the air landing on Wedge. Biggs got up and picked Wedge up over his shoulder.

" You haven't seen the last of me you brat!" Biggs said running off with Wedge over his shoulder.

(Author's Note: Seriously you haven't Biggs and Wedge will appear more than any other bosses in this fic, their like Team Rocket they always come back after you kick their butt)

meek tone " what was that all about?" Miko asked her heart still pounding.

" I dunno some creeps looking for revenge" Fira said. " Ya know I hardly know who they are"

The both of them continued walking through the city crossing traffic and boarding another train.

" Hey you handled yourself pretty well back there" Fira said running his SeeD card through the scanner and the door opened for the both of them.

meek tone" Studying isn't all I've been doing at home" Miko replied with a smile.

"I heard that" Fira said.

Meanwhile

Aerith was giving into Paine's sexsty as if in a trance she found herself kissing Paine back and rubbing her down as well at the same time she was. All of a sudden an image of Cloud appeared in her head.

" Paine no" Aerith kicked Paine off of her.

" Don't deny me now you were liking it weren't you?" Paine said walking over and stroking her hair.

" Stop!" Aerith said slapping her Paine's hand out of her hair. " I thought you were my friend"

" I am your friend" Paine said rubbing on Aerith's round behind as she drew closer to her like a magnet to a hunk of metal. " I'm your friend and everything else" Paine passionately kissed her, Aerith tried multiple times to pull away but found that she was enjoying Paine's kiss, hands went wrapped around Paine's lower half and Aerith pulled Paine down on the bed.

" Hm you finally understand" Paine grinned.

Meanwhile

Kiako and Avalon were sitting on a bench in the Quad. Avalon had on some sunglasses with a heavy raincoat. Kiako had on the same exact thing.

" Make this quick" Kiako said.

" Okay I finally think I figured out a way to get Kuro to notice me" Avalon said.

" Huh? How?" Kiako asked.

" By sticking up for myself" Avalon said.

" Wha?" Kiako asked falling out anime style.

" Yea it's perfect, when Kuro strikes us with Fireballs and water blasts what do we do fall out right?" Avalon asked.

" Right" Kiako replied.

" Okay then what happens when punchs, blasts us and stuff and we still stand show her how strong I am like Hao and Sesshomaru?" Avalon said.

" I dunno" Kiako said.

" It's perfect the reason Kuro respects Hao and Sesshoumaru so much is because their strong and cool" Avalon said. " Speaking of the devil"

Kuro was walking down into the Quad to exercise her daily meditation routine. Avalon stood up and looked down at Kiako giving her a thumbs up. "Watch this"

Avalon ran over to Kuro just before she was about to start.

" Hey Kuro" Avalon said leaning against the wall to look cooler.

"What are you wearing?" Kuro said pulling on his trenchcoat.

" Oh this is nothing" Avalon said taking off the gear and tossing it.

" Whatever" Kuro said closing her eyes.

" Wait Kuro before you meditate and crap lemme say that you have the most beautiful set of legs I've ever seen" Avalon said. Kuro blasted him straight in his face with a Firaga blast sending him flying to the other side of the Quad. Kiako ran over and kneeled down.

" I thought you were gonna act like it doesn't phase you?" Kiako asked.

" I would but…her attacks are tooo strong" Avalon said falling out.

Back

"Ya know I'm tired of walking" Fira said as the both of them traveled down the road of mi hen.

meek tone " Huh?" Miko said abit confused she looked around then looked back at Fira. There was no ride anywhere so he can't possibly complain. All of a sudden Fira placed to fingers in his mouth and whistled really loudly. It was a strange whistle though it sounded like he was off beat with the whistling tone. No more than 20 seconds later a Giant black chocobo came falling out of the sky it hit the ground causing dust and smoke to fly everywhere.

O.o meek tone " Fira…wha-wha-what is…" Miko said as Boko appeared before her. "That chocobo is big… really big"

" Boko give us a ride" Fira said.

" Epp epppp ep ep ep epe ep ep eppppppppp ep ep" Boko cocked. (Translation: To where? Wait asecond who is that trembling creature over there?)

" Oh that's Miko don't worry about her she's cool" Fira said.

" Epp eppp eeeeeep" Boko cocked shaking his head and spinning it like owl. (Translation: I'll be the judge of that) Boko stomped over to Miko and Miko was as still as a stone.

" Miko don't… I REPEAT DON'T MOVE, DON'T BLINK, DON'T EVEN BREATH LOUDLY, IF HE THROWS SOMETHING AT YOU DON'T MOVE DON'T BLOCK AND DON'T FALL" Fira said.

O.O meek tone "o-okay I-I-I-I w-w-won't" Miko trembled as Boko came near. Boko circled around him, he snapped at her almost biting her. Miko flinched at the assualt and Boko backed up and roared while making a cackling sound with his mouth. He walked up to her and placed his nostrils on Miko's head sniffing them up and down, he then exhaled with his nostrils messing up her hair. Miko raised a hand to reach for her head and Boko stopped completely with his eyes wide.

(Author's note: Miko just disrespected Boko completely)

" WHOA!…..Don't move…okay your in the clear but stay still until I tell ya when" Fira said.

O.O meek tone "okay…" Miko said as a tear ran down her eye. Boko circled around Miko twice furiously he then raised his wings and flapped around abit. Miko still didn't move, Boko stopped then instantly startling her he zoomed his one eye looking her up and down. He ran his beak across her breasts, under her neck and her bottom. Boko stomped away and then placed one of his feet around a rock then tossed it at Miko the rock stung her butt cheek and Miko jumped up rubbing her hide then went back to pausing.

" EEP EP EP EP" Boko chirped. (Translation: I don't like this human Fira)

" Come on Boko!" Fira shouted.

" EP EP EP EPPPPPP" Boko chirped. (Translation: I don't like her I said she's weak and she can't handle riding on me… Fira my friend this human will not ride me good day my friend)

" Okay then…geez but tell me something why did you let Torrence ride you?" Fira asked.

" EP EP EP EEEEEP EPPPP EP EP EP EP EPEEP EP" Boko cocked. (Translation: I thought she was your girlfriend)

" WHAT!" Fira shouted. " THAT'S WHY YOU LET HER RIDE?"

" EP EP?" Boko chirped. (Translation: She wasn't? Geez I can't believe I let her ride me for nothing… I really need a PDA)

" What if I said Miko was my…" Fira said.

" EEP EPP EPP" Boko chirped. (Translation: She is not, even so I won't let her ride me…look at that human look at the way it looks it's eyes aren't firm, it's hair is an unusual color and it's skin is soft)

" Okay she's not but she's really nice Bo! We're looking for a GF for her come on do it for her" Fira said.

" EPP EP EP" Boko chirped. (Translation: My mind is made up I won't let such a weak human ride me)

" Okay man geez go back to the old guy" Fira said.

Boko fluttered off.

(Author's Note: That was called Boko' s Trail, Boko does this to everybody before he let's them ride him he's going to do it to multiple characters through the fic some with pass and most won't)

O.O meek tone " I'm guessing he didn't like me very much" Miko said rubbing her arm.

" No" Fira said.

meek tone " I'm sorry" Miko said wiping from his eyes.

" No you were great Boko just acts like a jerk sometimes to other people" Fira said. " Let's go okay"

Fira and Miko continued their walk along Mi hen.

meek tone "So where we headed?" Miko asked rubbing her arm.

" To Macalania Lake" Fira said. " At the Macalania there is a giant monster called the Ice Titan if we can defeat it we'll get Shiva"

meek tone " If we fail?" Miko asked.

" We'll be popsicles" Fira said.

O.O meek tone " So what do we have to fight to get Leviathan?" Miko asked.

" To get Leviathan we have to battle with the Water Spirit at the Water Temple off the coast of Wutai" Fira replied.

O.O meek tone "What's the water spirit guardain thingy like?" Miko asked.

" It's a giant squid with lots of tentacles and stuff it's horrid" Fira said.

O.O meek tone " What do I have to go through to get Alexander?" Miko asked.

" We gotta go and win him at the Olympus Colluseum Hades Cup" Fira said.

O.O meek tone " You seem awful calm about this? Are you even away of the monsters you just mentioned?"

" Yea" Fira said. " I'm a SeeD my job is protect you no matter what I don't have time to be afraid… You shouldn't be either I'll protect you with my life I swear it"

meek tone " Wow that was really smooth what you just said"

" Really? Hmm oh well imagine that" Fira said.

meek tone " You almost remind me of him" Miko said.

" Him who" Fira asked.

" His name… is Link" Miko replied pulling out a blue ocarina.

Back at the Garden in the Headmaster's Office

" So your name is Zero" Headmaster Cid said.

" Yessir" A boy with a long red scarf said. (Author's Note: Zero see Chapter I to see what he looks like)

" A hidden mist Wutai ninja?" Headmaster said.

" Yessir jounin" Zero said.

" I don't know what a jounin is but I'll take it's good" Headmaster Cid said.

" Hmm yessir" Zero said standing up saluting.

" Here you'll start your classes tomorrow, your homeroom is with Ms.Trepe" Headmaster Cid said.

" Yessir" Zero phased out.

" Where'd he go? Man this school year is GREAT a keyblade master, a jounin what next?" Headmaster said.