(Author note: Okay peeps it's time to meet our second Big Boss, Naraku)
Chapter IX: Jewel of Power PT.1
Standing at the edge of Winhill was Fira and Avalon, the both of them stood guarding the town from Fiends on the far end of the Town. The day was around noon and the sky was blue with not a cloud in sight.
" Hey Fira" Avalon said all of a sudden breaking the silence.
" Yea?" Fira replied about to fall asleep while standing.
" We've been getting these crapy missions and I don't like it!" Avalon said.
" Neither do I but there's nothing we can do about it" Fira yawned. " We're only Lvl 1 SeeDs so we get level 1 missions"
" So what! Hao, Sesshoumaru and Sephiroth passed the same time we did and their like Lvl 5 SeeDs what's up with that!" Avalon bursted out all of a sudden. Fira stepped away from him abit then scratched his head.
" They did have higher scores than the rest of us" Fira said.
" Damn it that pisses me off" Avalon shouted.
Kiako, Kuro, Utada and Miko had walked up from behind.
meek tone" The windmill side is all clear" Miko said.
" Yea and the front entrance is okay too" Kiako said.
" Nice job" Fira said turning around and giving them a thumbs up.
" So what's Avalon screaming about?" Utada asked.
" I'm screaming because of these stupid missions we're getting" Avalon said.
O.o meek tone" Stupid?" Miko asked.
" Yea stupid, we're doing all of these Lvl. 1 missions" Avalon said.
" Well we are lvl.1 SeeDs" Kuro said in a matter of fact kind of tone.
" Yea so, I haven't seen any action since I became a SeeD" Avalon said walking back into town. " When we get back to the Garden I'll set that headmaster straight"
After the patrolling mission around Windhill the mission was over and the six of them returned to Balamb Garden.
Waiting at the front gate was Sephiroth. Of course waiting for Utada, upon spotting him Utada ran at him and leaped into his arms.
" How sweet" Kiako said bursting into tears right along with Miko. Kuro slapped both of them across their heads. " Suck it up babies" Kuro said walking along. Fira didn't bother to look for he would feel the rage that he did before. He just walked past the couple, Utada peered at Fira with a look of worry as she hugged on Sephiroth.
' What's his problem? He barely talks to me anymore' Utada thought.
" So what kind of mission did you get?" Sephiroth asked as the both of them broke apart.
" A monster exterminating mission" Utada said.
" Hmm seems interesting" Sephiroth said as the both of them started to walk behind the group.
" Not in the least it was boring!" Utada turning chibi and rubbing her head.
" Yea really boring Avalon is gonna complain to the Headmaster" Kiako said all cheery.
meek tone " I think it's about time we tested out our skills on a real mission anyway" Miko said as Kiako put her in a playful headlock.
" Yes I'll complain to the Headmaster my fellow SeeDs and we're all gonna get a super tough mission" Avalon said.
" Super tough? Why does it have to be a hard mission?" Kiako said turning chibi and jumping on Avalon's head hitting him playfully.
" I don't mind a super hard mission at all" Kuro said. " It'd be fun"
" Fira niisan why so silent?" Kiako said turning into a kitty and purring on his shoulder while rubbing against his cheek.
" Huh?" Fira replied as if waking up from a daydream.
" Zoned out lately?" Avalon said punching him in the arm.
" Yea let's go with that" Fira said.
The seven of them walked all the way into the Garden and up to the elevator in the center. Everyone stood outside of the elevator and Avalon walked in alone.
" NONE OF YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!" Avalon shouted.
" Good luck" Kuro said waving with an evil smile.
" Yea good luck Avalon I hope it works out" Kiako said running in circles around the whole group.
meek tone " bye!" Miko cheerfully waved.
" Yea get us that mission Avalon" Utada said.
" Don't take no for an answer" Sephiroth waved.
" Bye dude" Fira said waving.
"FIRA GET IN HERE!" Avalon reached out and pulled Fira into the elevator. He pressed the button and the elevator went up acouple of levels to the top floor. Fira and Avalon walked out of the elevator and down the long hallway into the dark abyss of the Headmasters office BOOOO!. Fira and Avalon walked in and seen the headmaster sitting at his desk filling out papers for random missions and jobs for the SeeDs.
" Uh sir" Avalon said he and Fira walked up to the desk.
"Yes?" Headmaster answered in a not so friendly tone.
" There's something I have to…" Avalon started before he was cut off by the Headmaster.
" And the mission with the Windhill fiend exterminations" He asked with his eyes looking down at the papers he was filing and writing out.
" Yea it went pretty good" Fira said with a shrug.
" Good to hear lad now something you have to tell me" Headmaster Cid asked in a more delighted tone this time.
" Yea there's something FIRA! Has to say" Avalon said pushing him up.
" What but you're the one who…" Fira started.
"Yes Fira?" Headmaster Cid asked.
" Err… Well sir, me and the rest of SeeD Squad Unit F-4 are unsatisfied with the missions we're getting their too easy" Fira said.
" Too easy?" Headmaster Cid repeated scratching his temple with a pencil eraser.
" Yea we want a mission that will test what we learn in classes everyday" Fira said.
" I see well are you two aware of what you're asking?" Headmaster Cid asked. Fira and Avalon gave one another a quick glare then stared back at the headmaster. " Your lvl.1 SeeDs for a reason and for that reason ya know"
" I don't care I'm sick of doing kid stuff! Let's move to the big boy stuff!" Avalon shouted slamming his hands down on the table. The headmaster just stared at Avalon then at Fira giving him a glare as well.
" Okay" Headmaster Cid said.
" Huh YES!" Avalon and Fira jumped up kicking their heels. " I mean thank you sir" The both of them bowed.
" You thank me now but when you take on this mission you're gratitude will turn into loathing" Headmaster Cid said.
" What rank is this mission?" Avalon asked. As him and Fira calmed down from the excitement.
" It's a SeeD lvl. 7 mission it goes up a level for every SeeD you have in your party and currently you will have 7" The headmaster said.
(Author's Note: A SeeD level 7 mission is a next to impossible to complete mission, it acquires skilled SeeDs even beyond that of Hao, Sephiroth and Sesshoumaru)
" But SeeD Squad Unit F-4 is only made up of six SeeDs, Miko, Kiako, Kuro, Utada, Fira and me" Avalon said counting off of his hand.
" You will be accompanied by another SeeD, he too has grown tired of his lvl. 1 missions as well" Headmaster Cid said turning his back to them. " Zero"
"ZERO!" Fira shouted. Walking out of the shadows from a corner in the room was Zero. He was wearing a black tank top, black pants with bandages at his ankles, bandages on his knuckles and hands, some black sandals and his usual red long scarf.
" Hello there Fira" Zero said.
" When did you get here! And what took you so long!" Fira said walking over to him.
" Oh great you know eachother that's even better" Headmaster Cid said. " Your mission will begin tomorrow rest up and gather as much items and equipment as you can… Here is 100,000 gil go, buy yourself new weapons, new items and new accessories trust me you'll need them"
Avalon took the money which was in an orange packet. The three of them walked out of the Headmaster's office and back to the elevator. They took the elevator down to F1 and they walked out, Utada was sitting on one of the benches and Sephiroth was resting his head in her lap, Kiako had switched into her Singer Garment and danced to past the time, Kuro was meditating and Miko was just marching around in circles with her hands behind her back.
" Hey their back!" Kiako said running over still in her singer garment she was dancing infront of them. "Hey who is this guy!" Kiako danced in circles around Zero.
" I am Zero" Zero said crossing his arms to his chest.
(Author's Note: In this fic Zero isn't a complete perv but he'll pull out a hentai book every now and then)
The rest of the group walked over to the three of them.
" Okay guys we've got the mission" Fira said.
"YAY!" Everybody except Kuro cheered…. Well Kuro cheered inside.
" But it's a lvl.7 mission" Avalon said.
"WHAT?" Everybody shouted.
" Whoa I wanted a hard mission but… a level 7? Your kidding me" Kuro said crossing her arms to her chest.
" Scared Kuro?" Utada asked.
" Not on your life" Kuro said.
"So what's that packet for?" Kiako asked.
" It's 100,000 gil" Avalon replied.
" 100 thousand?" Everyone said at the same time.
" Yea it's for our supplies and equipment" Fira said. " Everybody get's 10thousand to spend on themselves buy weapons, Materia anything you may need to survive in the outback" Fira said as him and Avalon gave everyone a bundle of money.
" Come on the best place to go shopping way out here is Balamb down the road" Kuro said starting to walk out of the garden again. Everyone followed her out of the Garden again, walking in a group of eight everybody headed for Balamb in one big crowd.
" So Zero you're a ninja right?" Kiako asked.
" Yes a ninja from Wutai" Zero replied.
" I seeeeeeeeeee" Kiako said circling around him she was now back in her original festival goer attire.
" So Z, what exactly have you been doing, we were suppose to have met up at the Garden way back in chapter 3 of this fic" Fira said. Everyone stared at the author of the fic…wait…uh…
" Hey everybody don't look at me" Says the author. Everybody shrugged then turned back to look at Fira.
O.O meek tone" Wait you know eachother?" Miko asked.
(Author's Note: I really like putting facial expressions for Miko)
Everybody stares at the author again this time they stop walking and peer at him with evil faces all except Kiako she's happy all the time or so it would seem.
" WILL YOU SHUT UP!" Kuro shouted hitting the author over the head.
" Ow…please Kuro dammit I'm sorry don't hit me again lord Jesus please don't" the author cowered
" Don't hit him again Kuro for god's sake he's typing up the story" Kiako cried.
" Yea…" The author said dusting himself off and continuing with the story.
TT meek tone " So back to where we were… You two know eachother?" Miko said.
w "Apparently" Kiako smiled skipping along infront of everybody.
meek tone" Oh right you're the guy Fira mentioned before" Miko said. " His friend he met in Wutai"
" Did Fira tell you the exact story on the way we met?" Zero asked.
" Uh…" Fira started to shoot his hands in the air while sort of swaggering around. "NO! UH!Let's talk about something else yea!" Fira said turning chibi and jumping on Miko's head.
(Author's Note: Much like Genji Amano from Getbackers, everyone will go chibi from time to time)
Everyone peers at the Author.
(Author: What!)
Kuro cracks her knuckles at the Author.
(Author: Shutting up now zips mouth up)
"Well I want to hear the story" Utada said as they all walked.
"Yes we have a lot of time to kill and Balamb is quite the walk from here" Sephiroth said walking with his eyes closed in a cool like movement.
" Okay then…" Zero said.
" Z please don't tell em!" Chibi Fira said jumping in Zero's path as he walked. Zero just stepped on him like a bug and walked along with everyone. " Okay it was about 4years ago"
4 years ago in Wutai
Walking into town was a boy wearing a blue jumpsuit, black and white jacket, big yellow shoes, messy black hair and some white gloves. He had light brown skin and big black eyes. On his back was the Kingdom Keyblade and at his side was a black chocobo chick that stood at about 5 feet only about 5 inches shorter than his master.
(Author's Note: Fira back then was dressed like Sora from Kingdom Hearts except his attire color was blue instead of red and as you can see Boko was TINY!)
" Boko this town looks alittle strange" Fira said.
" Eck eep ep" Boko chirped. (Translation: He was too young back then to know what even he was saying)
A woman and man passed by in kimonos walking across a red strange looking bridge with dragons carved in the wooden frame.
" Whoa" Fira said. " Hahahaha he's wearing a dress, what a loser"
" Eep EP EP" Boko chirped.
" Check out these buildings Boko" Fira said as Boko and himself browsed around in the ancient china like town. " Ep" Boko chirped following close behind Fira. Fira walked along through the town until he made it to a small patch of land that was surrounded by water. In the middle of that was a boy with short red hair and an all black ninja suit with a little ninja sword on his back. He was punching a log over and over again.
" Hey there why you punching that log man?" Fira asked staring at him with Boko at his side.
" Epp" Boko chirped.
" I'm training" He replied.
" Training huh" Fira pulled out his keyblade and leaped over the small water pit then over the young ninja's head. He then landed infront of the log and smashed it in two with his Keyblade. " Yea, I kick SO much butt"
" Why did you do that?" The ninja said.
" Well you said we were training" Fira said.
" We? I said ME! I'M TRAINING NOT YOU" The ninja shouted.
" Ah what are you training and stuff for anyway? It's just a big waste of time you should really be having fun" Fira replied wrapping his hands behind his head and swaying from side to side.
"You're an idiot" The ninja said.
" Yea and you haircut is weird so we're even kid" Fira said.
" Kid we're practically the same age" The ninja boy snapped.
" I'm 13" Fira said.
" me too!"
" When's your birthday? Which month? And day?"
" I was born on November the 7"
" What! Looks like you're the oldest I was born November 19"
" yea"
" Whatever my name's Fira and this is my chocobo and traveling companion"
" I am Zero a ninja in training"
" A ninja huh I read about ninjas in comic books"
" Yea well we are famous"
" Whatever" Fira jumped over the water bank. " Yo Z come on let's go and climb that mountain over there"
" That mountain there! Are you nuts" Zero said stepping back.
" Yea the one with the faces on it, I bet you could get a SWEET view from up there" Fira said looking up. "Come on Boko let's go and check out the mountain"
The both Fira and Boko took off towards the mountain, Zero ran around infront of them.
"What's wrong with you baka, that's the great mountain of Wutai, it's said a giant serpent lives on top of that mountain" Zero said.
" Well that's all the more reason the climb it" Fira said staring down at Boko as his little companion looked back. "Epp" Boko chirped.
Fira and Boko pushed past Zero then started up the mountain.
"Fine go up there and get eaten" Zero said walking off. " AH" Zero in an instant changed his mind then ran up beside Fira.
" You finally decide to join eh?" Fira asked.
" Whatever it's just that… I've always wanted to see the view from up there myself" Zero said.
" Then why haven't you?" Fira asked.
" I dunno scared I guess" Zero replied.
In less then 2hours the three made it to the top, fighting fiends and climbing steep hills. They made it to the top of the budda statue and had a perfect view of the town. Fira sat down out of fatigue but Zero stood up out of fasination for he had never seen his hometown like this before.
" Man that was longer than it looked" Fira panted.
" Epp" Chibi Boko said resting on his head.
" But the hike was worth it, look at Wutai isn't great" Zero said as his eyes turn golden almost into tears staring at the town.
" It's not that cool" Fira said rubbing his head. " Hey you said there was a monster here"
" Huh oh yea I guess it was just a myth" Zero said.
Just five seconds after Zero said that there was a loud hiss and a loud raddle.
" Did you hear that?" Zero said.
" Yea" Fira replied. "Sounds like a…"
"SNAKE!" Fira and Zero shouted turning around to see a giant cobra hissing at them. It all of a sudden attacked fast with it's head attempting to bite them really quick. Fira and Zero jumped out of the air…
" ATTACK AYE YA YA YA YA YA YA!" Fira ran at the giant snake like a crazed indian. He jumped up holding the Keyblade in both hands then came down to try and strike it with a braver attack but was knocked out of the way by the snake's huge tail.
" Fira" Zero said staring at him as he lied motionless on the ground.
" Epp Epp Epp" Boko jumped up and down on Fira's chest. The snake turned it's attention towards Zero, Zero phased out and appeared over head. He pulled out his little ninja sword and stabbed it into one of the snake's eyes. The snake jerked it's head around and bobbed up and down throwing Zero off. Zero caught his balance in the air and landed beside Fira. He stared at his face, Fira had swirled eyes anime style unconscious just lying there.
" Err GET UP!" Zero shouted. " I COULD USE SOME HELP!"
" Yea whatever it looks like your handling it okay" Fira said. The snake came back although it's eye was out to attack the both of them. Fira ran up to it first and jumped up as high as he could, Zero ran up under him and kicked the Snake in the chin causing the snake to look upward. Fira then came back down and stuck his Keyblade in the snake's mouth so that it wouldn't bite. Then Fira snatched Zero's sword out and tossed it at him. Zero snatched the ninja sword out of the air and sliced the snake's head clean off.
BackO.O meek tone " Wow really?" Miko asked.
"Yes" Zero replied.
" You guys slayed that giant snake fiend all by yourselves" Kiako asked.
"Yea" Fira said walking over to Zero and turning chibi. " Thanks for not telling them about the part about how I almost got raped by that sick ninja girl" Fira whispered.
" No problem, she tried to rape the both of us…if I told them that how would I look?" Zero whispered back.
(Author's note: This sick ninja girl will make an appearance in this fic and no she's not an OC)
" What are you guys whispering about?" Kuro asked giving them the glare of death.
" Nothing Kuro absolutely nothing" Zero and Fira turned chibi at the same time and bowed before her.
" We're here" Kiako said running around circles.
They were standing at the front gates of Balamb right by the Garage Park.
" So shall we start our shopping spree now?" Utada asked.
" Yea go in and get only the accentuals" Avalon said.
"Right" Everyone said stepping into town they walked at the same past but as soon as they reached the end of the street they broke off into different sections. Fira, Zero and Avalon went to the Synthesizing shop, Kuro, Kiako and Miko went to the Item shop and Utada and Sephiroth went to the Materia shop.
" What can I do for you gentlemen?" The Synthesizing shop owner asked as the three of them walked in.
" We need newly refined weapons" Avalon said slapping his hand down on the table.
" Can I see what ya got?" The Synthesizing shop owner asked. Zero dropped down two long Kunai, Avalon dropped down his Millennium Rod and his back up hand held sword. " And what about you?" He asked looking at Fira.
" Oh no thanks my weapons are strong enough" Fira said crossing his arms to his chest.
" Suit yourself" The store owner said.
(At the Item shop)
" I'd like 20 Hi Potions, 20 Ethers, 5 Elixirs…" Kuro said counting off on her fingers.
" That will be 20 orders of white rice, 20 orders of E-Soup and 5 orders of calcium" The old lady said.
w " No" Kiako said with a laugh. "20 hi potions, 20 ethers, 5elixirs and…"
" 20 spillage puffs, 20 owl heads and 5 mango seeds?" The old lady asked tipping up her glasses.
TT meek tone "no 20 hi potions, 20 ethers, 5 elixirs and…" Miko said.
" 20 packets of seeds, 20 rat tails and 5 coconut shells?" The old lady asked. "Speak English damn you kids, oh your retarded huh? I'm sorry you three must be with the slow truck…okay… here crazy kids"
Kuro slapped her forehead while shaking her head no for like the eight thousandth time.
(At the Materia shop)
" Wow these are pretty" Utada said pointing at the glass.
" Yes but we're looking for effective not pretty" Sephiroth said. " I'd like to have two of those and one of those"
It was around dusk when everyone met out at the entrance of town carrying bags and other items.
" Hi guys got everything?" Fira asked as he stepped back on the scene with Zero and Avalon.
" Yea pretty much" Kiako replied for her group.
" Although Sephiroth isn't on this mission with us he lended a helping hand" Utada said blushing and staring up at him. Sephiroth looked back her.
Turning chibi Fira ran in between them.
" Well yea it's TOO bad Sephy that YOU won't be joining us" Chibi Fira said pointing his stubby arm at Sephiroth.
O.o meek tone " I think he's jealous of Sephiroth" Miko whispered to herself.
" Fira what are you doing get out of my way" Utada said pushing chibi Fira aside. Fira turned back to normal and just stared at the couple just like everyone else was. Utada and Sephiroth then went in for the kill and kissed right there infront of everyone. Kuro ran over and kicked the both of them over " Save IT!" Kuro shouted.
" Geez not everybody likes to watch you two make out" Kuro said crossing her arms to her chest. Kuro then glanced over to Fira whom had gone chibi again drawing circles in the ground. Kiako walked over and placed her hand on his back, he had then went back to normal size.
" Fira nii san is there something wrong?" Kiako asked with a smile.
" Nah" Fira said standing up. " Let's go home"
Everyone began a quiet walk home, Fira ahead of the whole group while Utada and Sephiroth was in the back whispering secrets to one another. Zero was walking behind Fira to the left and Avalon to the right, Miko, Kuro and Kiako took up the middle of the gang. Everyone pretended that nothing was happening but was well aware now of Fira's jealously, they wanted to say something even Kuro wanted to add her two sense but they just kept their mouths shut because they'd expose his feelings.
When everyone reached the Garden they sort of gave a ghost like farewell and departed. Fira walked to his room and put down his belongings that Kiako and the others bought for him.
" Hmm look at me cower like a wimp" Fira said turning chibi and curling up in his bed. " Ah who cares if Sephiroth has Utada…I don't!" Chibi Fira jumped up and flipped out of his bed landing in a ninja like position. " I know I'll go to the training facility and blow off some steam!" chibi Fira said taking off with a trail of dust behind him anime style. He ran towards the training facility and took off inside, he then stopped at the intersection that led to the left or right in the facility.
" Fira?" A voice said from the right. Walking out was a girl about 5'5 with long brown hair with green eyes wearing a long pink spaghetti strapped dress.
" Aerith what are you doing here?" Fira asked.
" Playing tag" Aerith said.
" Tag?" Fira said scratching his head.
" Yea tag with my lover" Aerith said hugging herself. " But I can't seem to find her will you help me look"
" Lover? Her?…is Aerith a… nah she's with… wait what?" Fira said scratching his head in confusion. " Uh yea Aerith I'll help you look for your lover"
Fira and Aerith started into the deep forest hearing nothing but roars and cricket noises. They walked to the left side up by where the broken tree was. They kept walking until all of a sudden a black figure zoomed past them and into a bush. Fira afraid had turned chibi and jumped on Aerith's head.
" WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT!" Fira shouted holding on her hair.
" It was her" Aerith said taking off towards the bush with Fira on her head. She removed acouple of leaves and branches and flipping out into the open was Paine!
" Paine what are you doing here?" Fira asked.
" Playing tag duh" Paine replied.
" You're playing tag too?" Chibi Fira asked jumping off of Aerith's head.
" I found you babe" Aerith said running over. She wrapped her hands around Paine's neck and kissed her. " I tagged you… now you have to find me"
O.o " I'm more confused now more than ever in my life time" Chibi Fira said with bulging big eyes and an wide open mouth. When he said those words a giant T Rexuar landed behind him and roared. Fira trembling like crazy making the crab and clicking teeth sound slowly turned around to face the T Rexuar.
" AHHHH!" Fira screamed running over to the two girls and jumping behind them. " Uh ladies we've got trouble" Chibi Fira said hiding by their legs.
" A T Rexuar wants to come between me and my baby" Paine said stepping up.
" Get him baby I'm rooting for you" Aerith cheered jumping up and down. "If you can beat him in 10 seconds you may just get to score tonight"
" That's gross wait…since they're both girls I guess it's okay" Chibi Fira said shrugging. "Lesbians are considered hot in some countries like America"
The T Rexuar rushed Paine as she pulled out her long blade. It trailed it's mouth along the ground as if to scoop Paine up with it's mouth and clap her. Paine jumped up and landed on it's head, before she could stab her sword into the fiend's mouth it slammed her against a tree.
" PAINE!" Aerith screamed all teary eyed.
" Holy" Chibi Fira said. " Time to do something" Fira said changing back to his normal size and pulling out both of his keyblades. He jumped up at the T Rexuar and cross slashed the T Rexuar in the throat, the dino stepped back coughing up some yellow liquid. It roared at Fira out of defiance then a light appeared around T Rexuar… It opened it's mouth and a Firaga ball appeared in it's mouth.
" A magic spell" Fira said looking serious. The T Rexuar fired the Firaga ball at Fira and Fira turned chibi taking off running around in circles. The T Rexuar fired continuos fireballs at the chibi figure running around with two keyblades like a maniac. The T Rexuar had a confused look on it's face seeing Fira run around like an idiot. The T Rexuar then took walked off snorting like it didn't even care anymore it'd rather starve then deal with this kid.
"Huh hey I did it must have got scared and ran off" Chibi Fira said showing his big thumb like Vash the Stampede. He then walked off towards Aerith and Paine whom had swirls in her eyes knocked out from the T Rexuar. Fira turned back to normal sized and kneeled down next to Paine beside Aerith.
" Paine you okay?" Fira asked putting his Metal Chocobo Keyblade on his back and his Ice Queen Keyblade around his waist in the back.
" Yea I'm fine" Paine replied rubbing her head.
" Paine I was sooo worried" Aeirth cried.
(--) "Yea…righhhht…." Fira said. Aerith kneeled down and started kissing Paine and Paine kissed back placing her hand over the back of Aerith's head. They then started to take their cloths off and Aerith jumped onto of Paine.
O.o " Uh…ooooookay I'll just be going now" Fira said turning chibi and walking off. He walked through the forest deeper into the training facility until he heard loud sword swiping. He peeked through some bushes to see Sephiroth slicing the air as if training himself. Sephiroth turned towards where Fira was hiding and tossed his Masamune at him. Chibi Fira leaned back and the Sword landed right infront of him inches below his crotch.
(XX) " WHOA!" Chibi Fira said sweating
" Fira" Sephiroth said taking his sword back as chibi Fira crawled of the bushes trembling.
" Yea yea it's me" Fira said turning back to normal and standing up.
" Heh what are you spying on me?" Sephiroth asked starting to swing his blade again.
" You wish bub" Fira said. " I was just passing by"
" Way out here?" Sephiroth asked.
(-\ /-) " Yea" Fira said getting angry.
" Heh whatever" Sephiroth said. "Shouldn't you be in bed anyway you have an important mission tomorrow"
" Last time I check your not my mother of my father" Fira said started to walk off.
" Don't be so sure about that" Sephiroth said. Fira paused and turned around. (?) "What did you say?" Fira asked turning chibi. Sephiroth turned chibi as well then put on a Darth Vader helmet.
" Fira I am your Father" Sephiroth said.
(TT)" What! No it can't be…no seriously it can't be I have a picture of my dad right here" Fira said pulling it out and showing it to Sephiroth. Sephiroth with the Darth Vader helmet took the picture and stared at it.
" Hey… your right you look just like him" Sephiroth said handing back the picture and tossing the Darth Vader helmet. The both of them turned back to normal, Sephiroth went back to swinging his blade. Fira was just about to walk off again when Sephiroth started up with…
" You love Utada don't you?" Sephiroth asked without looking at him.
" And if I do" Fira said.
Sephiroth shrugged then stared back at him. " Only one can have Utada's heart"
(TT) " Hmph yea I know and that's you" Fira said.
" She loves you as well" Sephiroth said.
O.o " Huh!" Fira said jumping back from the reply. " Did she tell you that?"
" No…" Sephiroth said. " I can feel it, although we kiss and carry on, there is a force that repels me and I assume that force is the love that she has for you"
" Whoa…that's deep…Crazy as all hell but deep" Fira said turning Chibi.
" But I love her and I refuse to have her resist me any longer I want her body I want everything she has to offer and I'm not getting any of that because she still has feelings for you… Everyday I'm fed this half love I don't want half Fira… I want the whole pie" Sephiroth said.
" Pie who doesn't want a whole pie, ya know my favorite is apple pie can't beat apple" Fira said.
" That's why I challenge you Fira" Sephiroth said placing the tip of his sword to Fira's face. " A duel to the death, one of us will have Utada and the other will visit the pearly gates alittle early"
O.o " Your serious about this aren't ya?" Chibi Fira said as sweat dropped down from his head like Niagara Falls.
" As serious as a heart attack and nobody wants a heart attack my friend, seriously no one doesn't" Sephiroth said.
" Fine I except or whatever just get your sword out of my face please it's making me nervous" Fira said sweating uncontrollably while in chibi form.
" We will duel when you return from your mission" Sephiroth said sheathing his sword. "At Zanarkand Ruins at midnight, if you don't show up I'll kill you in your sleep" Sephiroth said walking off into the bush leaving chibi Fira to stand in the clearing alone still sweating and still chibi.
" Uh what just happened? First we're talking about pie then next thing ya know we're dueling to the death" Chibi Fira said. "WHY DID I ACCEPT? I was real scared at the time so I said anything!" Chibi Fira lied down on the floor while squirming around like a worm. " I screwed up big time"
The next morning Kiako, Kuro, Miko, Avalon, Utada and Zero were standing outside of the school with the Headmaster and a Staff member.
"Where is Fira!" Utada said stomping her foot.
TT meek tone "Yea the rendezvous point time was 7am and it's 9am now" Miko sighed.
" Ah here he comes" Kiako said standing onto of Avalon's head as if he was a lookout tower. Fira was running with a black backpack on towards the group. He stopped before everyone and Kuro drop kicked him in the face causing him to fall over with a red boot print on his face.
O.O " Whoa what a kick" Headmaster Cid said as the Staff member shook his head in agreement.
" THAT'S FOR MAKING US WAIT!" Kuro shouted.
"You okay Fira nii san" Kiako said picking him up on his feet.
" Thanks Kiako…" Fira said with swirls in his eyes. "You didn't even give me a chance to explain myself"
"What's your excuse" Avalon asked crossing his arms to his chest.
" Uh… my chocobo ate my alarm clock?" Fira said just after that remark Kuro knocked him over the head with her wand.
"That excuse was lame" Kuro said.
" Ahem…" Headmaster Cid coughed. With that everyone got into saluting positions immediately. " Thank you, and Kuro I wouldn't mistreat Fira that much if I were you, he is leading this team after all"
O.O " WHAT FIRA IS THE SQUAD LEADER!" Avalon shouted in rage.
TT " You can't be serious" Kuro said shaking her head in a WE'RE ALL DOOMED movement.
" Yes I've found Fira capable of such things as to leading a team" Headmaster Cid said. Everyone then stared at Fira whom was still on the ground with swirls in his eyes while in chibi form. " Anyway it's not your decision, now let's get to the mission briefing you 7 are appointed to take the sacred Shikon no tama to the East Continent in Esthar and leave the shikon in their position"
"Here" The Staff Member handed a box to Utada it was a black shiny box no bigger than that of a jewelry box. Inside was a purple glowing sphere.
" It looks like a materia stone" Zero said as everyone except Fira gathered around the jewel.
" Your mission is the successfully get it there in one piece, there are lots of bandits and thieves out there that are after this jewel" The Staff member said.
" Okay… We'll Guard it with our lives" Chibi Fira said running up to the headmaster.
" I trust you will" Headmaster Cid said bowing. " Now if you'll excuse me"
The headmaster and the staff member walked off towards the school again.
" Alright guys!" Chibi Fira said flipping to the head of the gang. "Let's get moving!"
" Right" Everyone replied. With that they began their walk out of Balamb Garden onward to further challenges.
(In a dark Japanese castle high in the mountains)
" I see the Shikon no tama has been entrusted to 7 individuals… hmmm is sense no real danger between them" A man in a white baboon cloak said staring down at a crystal ball that showed Fira, Kuro, Utada, Kiako, Miko, Avalon and Zero. " BANKOTSU…"
A man with in white with a huge sword stepped up.
" Yes Naraku?" Bankotsu answered.
" Get me that jewel" Naraku said. " Take Genkotsu, Renkotsu and Jakotsu with you"
(Author's Note: That's all for this chapter I don't know about you but this has been the funniest damn chapter yet eh? Anyway if you didn't get the faces or Fira turning chibi think anime, like Trigun, Rurouni Kenshi and the Getbackers and you'll understand ALL!)