(Author's Note: In this Chapter three new Tales of Symphonia characters will be introduced Presea, Genis and Ragel(blue haired guy)

Chapter XIV: The big date

It was around 4:00pm exactly on the spot. There was abunch of naked teenage girls sleeping on Irvine's bed. Irvine was walking around in his boxers and cowboy hat while brushing his teeth and putting on deodorant. All of a sudden as he was walking by there was a knock his door, Irvine turned towards the door not really caring how he was dressed. He walked up to the door and pulled out his black book.

" Hmmm ahhh Gaby 4:00pm on the spot… alittle oral with her" Irvine said checking her off with a little pen. He opened the door. " Gaby right on time!" Irvine said. He looked around to see no one standing at the door.

" Hey! Down here" A little boy with spiky silver hair said jumping up and down.

" Huh? Oh Genis what do you want?" Irvine asked leaning on his door. " If it's nothing important then I'm gonna have to ask you to leave theirs a girl coming by to su…" Before Irvine could finish Genis pushed him inside while diving in himself.

" What the hell is the matter with you Genis?" Irvine asked getting up and rubbing his head. " Don't push a playa"

" I need your help" Genis said.

" With what?" Irvine asked fixing his hat.

" Presea, I asked Presea out on a date and she accepted… we're going out to Dollet tonight" Genis said shaking Irvine.

" Whoa… First off Genis stop shaking me" Irvine said pushing him back alittle. " And second… you came to the right place." Irvine jumped up and dashed into his closet when he came out he was back in his regular cowboy like attire. He walked over to his bed and shot his gun off in the air the three naked school girls jumped up.

" Okay bitches it's time to go I got a client" Irvine said pushing them out of the room and tossing them their school uniforms. Irvine came back into the room and sat Genis down on the bed, he walked over to the wall and pulled out a roll out sheet of paper. " So what do you need to know, no wait what are you two gonna do first off" Irvine said pulling out a marker and writing BIG TIME on the top.

" Okay we're gonna go for a walk, get something to eat then see a movie" Genis said.

" Okay good" Irvine marked all three options down on the paper.

" Uh what is BIG TIME?" Genis said.

" Well Big time is when I get into bed with the girl I'm going out with, you want the big time kid that's the meaning behind all dates! The entire date always blows down to one option will she or will she not invite you in, if she does then you did great if she doesn't then you did horrible" Irvine said.

" Well I don't wanna do horrible" Genis said rubbing his chin.

" Great well since you two kids are too young to think about sex your big time will be to get a kiss" Irvine said putting away a latex condom. With that Genis blushed.

" Uh…Uh a kiss?" Genis blushed.

" Yea a kiss trust me kid it's not all that bad" Irvine said.

" O..okay" Genis smiled.

" Okay now that your psyched let's get started, if I had more than a couple of hours I would teach you the basics but we don't have time for the basics now we have to jump directly into the program" Irvine said.

" Right" Genis said shaking his head.

" Okay follow me" Irvine said as they started walking.

: Playa Lesson 1: The Show:

3 Hours and 56 minutes before the big date!

Genis and Irvine was sitting down at a lunch table watching abunch of girls at a table.

" Lesson number 1 Genis, girls only want three things in life" Irvine said.

" What's that?" Genis asked.

" Money, Material and Sex" Irvine said.

" Geez really!" Genis said. " I can't believe it… Is that how Presea feels?"

" Nine times out of ten she does man" Irvine said tipping his hat. " Now on with the lesson, girls like a guy who can talk the talk and walk the walk for instance…" Irvine stood up and walked over to the girls at the table. " Hey there ladies" Irvine said pulling out his gun and shooting an apple right off of Kiako's tray.

" HEY!" Kiako shouted.

" Wow! How cool!" The girls clapped as they stared at Irvine with unsettled eyes. After Irvine gathered together all of their numbers he ran back over to Genis. " Ya see it's that easy now it's your turn!" Irvine pushed Genis up. He looked back at Irvine and Irvine pointed to the table of girls. Genis walked over cool like then brushed his hair while smiling.

" Hey there ladies" Genis said.

" Ew what do you want geek?" The girls replied.

" Check me out now!" Genis said as fire appeared in his palm he tossed a fireball but he fireball curved and set one of the girl's hair on fire.

" HOLY OH MY GOD!" One of the girls screamed as they tried to put her hair out. Irvine ran up and grabbed Genis then took off running.

:Playa Lesson 2: The Talk:

3hours and 5 minutes until big date!

Irvine and Genis were sitting on a bench in the gym watching the girls run around in their gym undies. Irvine was holding up a newspaper concealing his face.

" What's wrong Irvine?" Genis asked.

" I was banned from the Gym for spying in the girls locker room so much times" Irvine said.

"Oh" Genis said.

" Well Lesson 2 Genis, girls like a man who can keep up with them in a one on one talk sense I can't demonstrate it I brought along my assistant Zidane to show you how it's done" Irvine said pointing over to Zidane and one of the girl's on the bench.

" So I tells that bitch that if she doesn't want a fat lip then she better gets to steppin!" The girl said talking continuously without coming up for air. She just talked and talked, Genis then looked at Zidane whom was reading a comic book while saying uh huh over and over again.

" But all he's saying is uh huh" Genis said.

" That's right" Irvine said lowering the paper a tad. " As long as a girl hears those words she doesn't really have to pay attention to use, when she's talking you just can't completely slack off you have to listen for stuff like, I'm a virgin or I really like you and crap like that only listen for stuff that benefits you okay?"

" Okay" Genis said shaking his head.

" IRVINE I THOUGHT I BANNED YOU FROM THE GYM!" Beatrix said drawing her sword.

" Let's go!" Irvine said dashing off with Genis behind him.

:Playa Lesson 3: Bling Bling:

2Hours 10minutes until big date!

Irvine and Genis were back in Irvine's room, Irvine pulled out a platinum necklace with a bullet iced out in diamonds.

" Playa lesson number 3 Gen ma man, if ya ain't looking fly you have a snowballs chance in hell at getting the girl" Irvine said pulling out shades and putting on a platinum ring and necklace.

" Hmmm well I don't have any…quote on quote bling bling in my accessory drawer" Genis said.

" Well here you can borrow my stuff" Irvine said giving him the shades the hat and the necklaces and rings.

: Final Playa Lesson: Kissing:

20minutes til big date

" Genis the last lesson is a doozy" Irvine said as the both of them stood in a dark room. " Genis this is Katie, Bitch this is Genis my apprentice" Irvine said slapping the girl on the butt as she walked forward towards Genis.

" Genis you have to french kiss her tongue and everything and she'll rate you" Irvine said. " You'll keep on kissing her until you get a perfect score five times in a row"

"WHAT!"

: In Dollet:

Presea stood in the streets of Dollet waiting on Genis, she didn't really dress up she had on her usual gear standing there looking left and right hoping to see Genis step up the street towards her. Genis and Irvine stood around the corner in an ally staring at Presea. Genis was dressed in a sort of cowboy like outfit exactly like Irvine's but shorter, he had on long platinum and gold chains with shades, gold grill teeth and rings on his feet with knuckle bracers that spelled PIMPED OUT!

" There she is" Irvine said setting a little ear radio in Genis's ear.

" What's this?" Genis asked.

" A communicator you failed like every test and lesson I gave you so I figured I'd do all the talkin for ya" Irvine said. " There… let's test it" Irvine pulled out a walky talky. " Testing 1 2 3 testing 1 2 3"

" I can hear you in my head" Genis said.

" Great well it's time for you to go out there" Irvine said pushing him out into the open.

" I dunno if I'm ready" Genis said panicking.

" Genis" Presea spotted him and started to run over.

" Hi Presea" Genis waved.

" Genis your ten minutes late" Presea said.

" Sorry" Genis said.

" Don't have me waiting again" Presea said nonchalantly.

" Okay" Genis said shaking his head.

" So I was thinking that we should maybe start the movie first then get something to eat and walk it off" Presea said with a smile.

" Okay… listen up" Irvine said in Genis's ear.

" I say we skip all of that and get our boogie on in a club" Genis said. " YE!"

" Uh a club? I don't think we're old enough too" Presea started.

" Bitch please come on let's get to the clubs and dance until the sun comes up!" Genis said grabbing Presea by the hand and running off. They ran off to a club called the Stock Pot, Genis walked up to the bouncer at the door and winked while pointing to his ear. The bouncer noticed the device then instantly let them in… Genis dragged Presea over to the bar and the both of them sat neck to one another.

" Here ya go baby" Genis said pushing up a seat for Presea.

" Um…thank you" Presea said. Genis sat down himself and turned towards Presea.

" So when can a brother get in them drawers?" Genis said.

" WHAT!" Presea said punching Genis in the head and jumping down from the seat. " I don't know who you think you are but I liked the old Genis better he was honest and nice" Presea said storming off.

" Ow… Oh no I screwed up…what did I do wrong?" Genis asked himself taking off the jewelry and the hat.

" Isn't it obvious what you did wrong?" A man with long blue hair said.

" Huh?" Genis started.

" You came as someone else, a mere clone of someone else instead being yourself" He said smiling.

" So your saying I should be myself" Genis asked.

" It's worth a shot you screw up everything else" He laughed abit.

" Right" Genis said turning around jumping off of the stool. He rushed the door to the Stock Pot and ran out into the streets of Dollet to see Presea walking down the road.

"Presea wait" Genis said running up behind her.

" What now you gonna act like a jerk again" Genis grabbed her hand and stopped her. " Presea I'm sorry for the way I acted"

: In the Allyway:

" What the hell is Genis doing!" Zidane asked watching him from around the corner.

" I dunno but he's messin up the pimp game" Irvine shouted.

" Are you the boys who mislead Genis?" A man with long blue hair walked up.

" And if we did?" Irvine asked.

" I'm here to dish out alittle romance justice I am Ragal and you two are going to pay for your deception" Ragal said kicking Zidane in the chest sending him flying into a wall.

" Hey what's your problem!" Irvine pulled out his gun and pointed it at Ragal. Quickly Ragal kicked the gun out of Irvine's hand then drop kicked him in the cheek sending him flipping forward.

:Back outside:

" I was trying my best to impress you, so you wouldn't think I was another loser" Genis said looking down. He looked up at Presea and seen that she was still angry with him.

" Why would I think you're a loser Genis?" She asked with a cold yet stable voice level.

" I… I dunno" Genis said looking away. "Because I say a lot of nerdy stuff and I play with yugioh cards and I like to watch animal planet on tv"

" I like to do all those things" Presea smiled.

" Wha? Really?" Genis asked his eyes got wide. Presea walked up to Genis and kissed him softly on the cheek she grabbed his hand then pulled him along.

" Let's go back to the Garden we'll duel" Presea said as she pulled him.

" Okay just because you're a girl doesn't mean I'm gonna take it easy on you!" Genis said as he started to run faster. Presea ran up beside him. " Good I'd want to whip you at your best" She said.

Ragal walked out of the ally way pulling Zidane and Irvine by the collars. He turned to watch the two run all the way back to the garden.

" Aww young love" Ragal, Zidane and Irvine said.

:The next Day:

" Hey your that blue haired guy from that club!" Genis said running up to Ragal with some books in hand.

" Yes I will be an instructor here now" Ragal said.

" Really? Great! What field are you teaching?" Genis asked.

" DRAMA II!" Ragal said in a romantic tone.

" Uh… okay" Genis said rubbing behind his head as a big sweat drop fell down his face anime style.

" Genis!" Presea said walking up to the two.

" Oh Presea" Genis said.

" Genis you really must learn to be on time" She walked up to him and kissed him on the cheek. " I've been waiting on you for 9whole minutes"

" Oh sorry Presea" Genis blushed looking back at Ragal. Ragal bent down and whispered into his ear. " She's still young her patience for waiting on you will grow she'll learn to wait longer"

" Oh…" Genis said still with a red line under his eyes.

" What did he tell you?" Presea asked as they started to walk off.

" Nothing in particular" Genis said grabbing her hand as the both of them walked off to class together.

" Aww young love" Ragal said walking off.

: At Irvine's room:

Irvine woke out of bed once again walking around in boxers brushing his teeth while putting on deodorant, he put on his cowboy hat while watching Selphie naked in his bed. Suddenly there was a knock at his door, he turned and walked up to the door pulling out the black book again.

" It's around 3:30pm… that means I have… uhhh Fiona! Yea me and her are gonna do some freaky thangs!" He opened the door while checking her off and looked around seeing nobody was there.

" HEY DOWN HERE!" A voice said. Irvine looked down to see Vivi standing there.

" Irvine I need your help I asked Eiko out on a date and she accepted!" Vivi said. Irvine looked up at the ceiling.

" NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Irvine screamed.

(Author's Note: This chapter has been dedicated to one of my best friends, I won't say his name because he could be watching but… I'll say it's to him. He is just like Irvine was in this chapter, he's a pimp at school all of the girls love him because he's puerto rican and can speak spanish and japanese they think it's cute or whatever… I GET SO PISSED OFF HE GETS IT ALL GRADES,GIRLS AND FOREIGN GIRLS… heh at least he can't write fanfics….oh yea he can…dammit…Matt's better than me at everything football, writing fics, drawing, lifting weights… IM SO ASHAMED!)