Chapter 26:Slop Monster!

It was a hot Tuesday afternoon and Kiako had just ran into the quad from her daily jog. She ran over to the water fountain and pressed on the button for the water to come out. All of a sudden gushing out of the water spite was nasty slimy green sludge it gushed out and Kiako backed up her face blue with her hands over her mouth.

" Yuck I'm gonna vomit" She took off running with her hands over her mouth.

(Meanwhile)

In her dorm, Sakura searched around for afew things she tossed down a towel on her bed with some soap, shampoo and body splash. She walked into the bathroom and started to take off her cloths, while taking off her top, she turned on the water in the tub for the water to run. Dropping out of the drain like feces was that same green sludge. Sakura took off her short pants and panties then wrapped herself and her hair in towels. When she turned around to get into the tub she seen the green water and her face turned blue with her eyes dilated. She dropped down on the floor backing away from it.

" AHHHH THIS IS SO DISGUSTING!" Sakura screamed. "SASUKE!"

(Meanwhile again)

Zell was in the bathroom taking a wiz while whistling, he stepped back then pressed down on the handle for the water to come and flush his business away. All of a sudden the instead of water green slime sludged down filling up the urinal stall and leaking on the floor. Zell jumped back and ran over to the bathroom sink, he wash his hands grabbed afew paper towels and ran out as fast as he could while screaming. " SLIME MONSTER!"

(In the Headmaster's Office)

The headmaster was on the phone while abunch of complaining student's were yelling and pounding at his door. The Headmaster was talking to atleast seven different plumbing companies.

" Yes yes I know but…" Cid said trying to reason with one of the plumbers. He then switched ears to talk on a different phone.

"Yes Balamb Garden you'll be here in how long?" Cid said. " Great we need assistance right away"

" Okay we'll PAY ANYTHING JUST PLEASE COME DOWN HERE TO HELP FIX THE WATER!" Cid said hanging up one of the phones.

" Alright 450,000gil no problem I'll deduct it from the mission salaries…" Cid said on another phone. " Great you'll be here when?…. Okay fine" Cid said hanging up another phone. He then hung up the others closing afew more deals after which Auron walked into the room.

"Ah Instructor Auron" Headmaster Cid said messaging his temples.

" Cid is a crew on their way?" Auron asked.

" Yes about 10 men to be exact" Cid said still rubbing his temples in a circular motion.

" Good the students are getting restless and most of them had already left and won't return until the water has been fixed" Auron said.

" Auron is right this has become somewhat of a problem" Kakashi said with a lazy look on his face as he walked in alittle dazed.

" You don't have to tell me" Cid said. " Such a large amount of money is going into the repair of the water system….hmmm at this fee level we won't have enough for the Halloween Festival"

(An hour later)

Abunch of work crew men with hats and rubber boots were in the lobby. Abunch of students were around watching them prepare for the crap they had to deal with down below. After getting their gear set then started into the elevator and road it down.

" Okay nothing to see here people the water should be on shortly" Zabuza said waving his big sword in the air. " ALL OF YOU LITTLE PUNKS GET LOST OR YOU'LL BE DOING SOME HARD CORE DETENTION… WITH ME!"

With that everyone broke out!

After the plumbers went down the elevator had been closed off and most of the students left until the water was to be fixed. However afew students remained. Fira was in his room resting his head on his pillow while looking up at the ceiling.

" Hmm" He thought as his eyes squinted anime style. 'Those plumber guys haven't came up in almost 3days you think they'd take a lunch break or something?' He thought. He jumped out of bed and walked through empty hallways almost everyone had left! Seriously they wanted water, to take baths, use the can whatever.

He walked all the way to the elevator and pushed open the elevator doors then looked down into the darkness. The whole idea stank to him, he knew something went wrong but couldn't put a finger on it.

" Fira" A voice said from behind. He turned around to see that it was Selphie and Zell.

" Yo dude the water still isn't on and it's been like a thousand years" Zell said.

" More like 3 days Zell" Selphie said.

" Ya I know…" Fira said rubbing his chin. " It should have been fixed by now atleast" Fira walked over to the elevator and began to climb the shaft downward.

"What are you doing?" Selphie said.

Fira found a workers hat hung on the wall and put it on his head then turned the flash light on. "To see what happened"

" Dude I'm game" Zell flipped down and started to climb the down the shaft with Fira.

" Errr uuhhh" Selphie looked around for any witnesses then went down with them.

(In the sewers)

They all jumped down into this big walkway with a lot of ankle deep water everywhere.

" It stinks down here" Selphie said.

" Come on let's get to the bottom of this" Zell said pointing down the long sewer way.

" Aren't we already at the bottom of things" Selphie held her nose as the three started down the sewer way. As they walked the water under them began to shift and change shape. Suddenly appearing before them was three slob monsters in the form of heartless.

" Holy… they stink and their so gross" Selphie said pulling out her nunchakas while sort of backing away.

" Finally I was beginning to think there was no entertainment down here" Fira said pulling out his two keyblades. (Left Hand)Metal Chocobo. (Right Hand) Kingdom Key.

" Same here dude" Zell said getting in his fighting set.

Fira rushed them in unison with Zell while holding his keyblades wide out as if he were flying. One of the sludge heartless swung at the both of them but they both split off into two different directions. Fira slashed one of them in the back with the right keyblade twice then came around with his left keyblade with a three hitter he swung both of them down in a cross slash destroying the first one. Zell gunned the sludge heartless down with about 40 punches and kicks then upper cutted it sending it flying up the ceiling it hit the ceiling came flying back down and when it hit the ground Zell dropped his heel on it smashing the sludge heartless. Selphie spun her nunchakas and swung them at the Sludge Heartless stabbing it right through it's chest destroying it. The sludge heartless bursted into sludge and garbage when they were destroyed.

" Maybe those things are what's backing up the water" Fira said as they all got together in a mini circle to converse.

" Yea" Zell said.

"Which probably explains what happened to those worker guys" Selphie said.

" Let's go and find out" They all turned and began to walk into the darkness they fought endless sludge heartless and sewer gators while they were down there. They pressed forth and pressed forth it seemed as if they were gonna be stuck forever until they reached a large door that had lots of sewage points connected to it. Fira opened the door and walked in, so did Zell and Selphie. They walked in to see nothing but dead bodies everywhere… All of them looked as if they were being eaten on. Their arms and legs were ripped out and some of their organs.

"W-what the hell is this?" Zell said stepping back his eyes were alittle dilated and he began to shiver. Fira was also struck by this suddenness of death. Selphie began to cry and grabbed both Fira and Zell's hands.

" L-let's go now please…please can we leave" Selphie said with worry and fear in her voice.

" Not until we got to the bottom of them" Fira said. All of a sudden there was a moaning sound at the end of the sewer way. Like the sound of a singing whale. It scared all hell out of Selphie…

"Come on Sefie let's go and take take that thing out it's probably what's backing up the water supply" Zell said trying to calm Selphie down.

" Yea" Fira said starting to walk in the direction of them moaning.

" But…But I'm scared" Selphie said.

" Don't worry Fira and I will protect you if you get into anything really deep" Zell said.

"Okay then" Selphie said regaining her composure. They started towards the sewer way that Fira walked down. At the end of the sewer way stuck in a giant drainage pipe was a giant sludgy Malboro.

"That's what's backing up the water" Fira said pointing his Kingdom key at the monster.

" Eww…" Selphie shivered.

"Let's get em" Zell said running after it. Fira rushed towards the monster as well, the Malboro licked it's tongue slamming it into Zell and Fira causing them to fly into the wall.

"err" Fira stood up at around the same time Zell did. "Wisdom Form would be good right now I wish Kuro was here"

" And I wish I had a hotdog Fira we're just gonna have to work without them" Zell said.

"Yea" Fira replied. The Malboro inhaled then huffed out nasty odors at them. Selphie jumped to the side covering her nose dodging as the stench flew by. Fira jumped out then ran towards the Malboro. He jumped up slashing it left and right about six times. Then spun around while shooting fire everywhere making a small flame tornado. The Malboro slapped Fira out of the air as if he was nothing.

Zell jumped up and using his burning rave over drive. He slammed his fist down into the ground sending a wave of Fire towards the malboro. It whaled in pain as the fire engulfed it.

"Fire! We have to use fire!" Selphie said spinning her nunchakas around. She gathered all of the MP she could then spun it into a giant fire whirl. She then tossed a huge fireball at the Malboro… An explosion erupted and the three went flying back.

(Back above ground)

Zell had Selphie on his back and Fira just barely climbed up the shaft just barely. When they all reached the top floor they were all tired out. The fountains were then repaired and running….

"We….we did it" Fira said.

" No she did it" Zell said resting down Selphie then falling back on his bottom.

" YOU GUYS SMELL GROSS!" Rinoa said walking by.

"WELL EXCUSE US FOR RISKING OUR LIVES TO GET YOU GUYS WATER!" Fira shouted jumping up on his feet faster than you can say grandma.

" Riiight it was those repair guys" Squall said.

" NO WE DID IT!" Fira, Zell and Selphie said at the same time.

" Peeyuuuu….. oh god your disgusting" Kuro said taking off running.