Midnight: Look who's back!

Muse: Yeah, you're back, woohoo! dies

Midnight: rolls eyes Without further hesitation, here's the next chapter!

Well, after saving the children, I figured I could use a nice cup of hot coffee or something. Yeah. This really sucked. All my weapons were STILL in the shop and with the death of Navi, I was all alone.

While walking into the city, I tipped my hat thinger-ma-bobber at the guard and walked down the streets proudly. I felt so cool after saving those children and all. My conscience told me to look really cool, I'd need to look like a man. Nobody gave to hollers whether I saved those kids. Actually, when the kids were returned home, the parents rolled their eyes and groaned and slammed the door in my face.

So I said to myself, "Self, what should I do?"

"Go get a beer young lad!"

So I did, and boy, it was another bad mistake.

My head hurt like hell and I accidentally barfed on some old lady. Life was just perfect. Hint the bit of sarcasm.

Me being the stupid drunken idiot I am (normally I'm very intelligent and will test food before serving it...which reminds me of Christmas dinner and grandpa's trip to the hospital...) but anyway being the drunken idiot I was, I decided to go visit Hyrule Castle.

As I was walking towards the door, I felt this terrible pain in my gut, but I just kept going after standing there for a minute. While knocking on the door, I fell over and fell asleep on the ground, curled up in a ball.

Why did I knock on the door you ask? Because I was in a state of intoxication that I couldn't even describe to you...wait, I already have described it ;

Later, I found myself on a nice fluffy bed staring up at a pearly white ceiling.

'Where am I?' I thought to myself.

Then some weird girl came up to me.

"How are you feeling Link?"

I had no idea what this person was talking about.

"Who are you and what have you done with my beer?" I asked assuring myself that I wasn't drunk.

"Why Link, it's me, Princess Zelda!"

"Zelda? Who's Zelda? Owww..." I asked while rubbing my head.

"What's the matter with you???" she questioned sounding infuriated.

"My head hurts..."

"LINK!"

I looked up and there was a bright light shining in my eyes.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT BITCH???"

Now if you would've seen the look on her face then, you probably would have been shocked. Now, I'm not normally one to swear but, she got me really...pissed!

"STOP SHINING THAT DAMN LIGHT IN MY FACE YOU STUPID IDIOT!"

The princess stared at me and started to get tears in here eyes.

"What the f is your problem? ...my stomach hurts..."

Yeah, it hurt like...idunno but it hurt and if she wasn't gonna help me then, well...

I threw up on her. It was a total accident I swear! She was screaming though. That's about all I remember because after that I passed out.

When I woke up my head hurt really bad and I noticed the Princess by me again, except this time I recognized who it was.

"Princess Zelda!" I shouted while jumping out of bed and up to her.

"What am I doing here?"

The Princess grinned.

"Well Link, you were intoxicated and sleeping outside my castle door so I took you in. I don't think you recognized me though...and well...you vomited on me!"

I stood there staring at her. I felt like such an idiot. I guess someone as smart as me who graduated kindergarten in only six years can actually feel like an idiot.

"Ummmm...thanks, gotta go!" .

I ran off and back to the city. The rubber band wasn't a help to me there, but later, I'm sure it would be!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Okay, that chapter wasn't very good OR very funny, I'm sorry! ;; Please review anyway!