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Chapter 19

OMG! I can't believe Liz caught me. I mean I wasn't touching myself, but pretty close to it. She caught me practicly having phone sex, remind me to seriously cut Lorelai off from coffee, but right now, I have to face my sister.

"Hi Liz." Luke started with caution.

"Hey big brother." She was still laughing, and still a little discusted. Oh man he is never gonna live this down, ever! (A/N I love puns! 'hey BIG brother, live this DOWN' lol

"Hi so how are you?" He is still making no move to get out of his truck.

"I'm doing good Luke, and it looks as if you are doing good too. I never really took you for a phone sex kinda guy."

"I wasn't having phone sex!" Geeze this is so embarassing.

"Sure bro."

"I wasn't! Lorelai called and she was telling me...telling me..."

"Ahhh ha Lorelai, and what was she telling you, how she is laying in bed naked, waiting for you to come back?"

"No! And it is none of your business what we were talking about."

"So it was something dirty then."

NakedLorelai, I like that, I really like that, man, is she beautiful, and her body..."Yeah...what NO, just can we please stop talking about this, PLEASE!" Luke was somewhat in a faze, think about a naked Lorelai.

"Fine, I'll leave you to get your bags, and to well, calm down, I really don't want to see that again. C'mon Mary, could you take me back in?"

Mary who had been just standing back, watching, and well laughing at the whole scence, took Liz back inside and they lefte Luke to collect himself and get his bags.

About 5 minutes later Luke came in.

"Hey Liz, where do you want me to put my..." When he walked in Liz, Mary, and now TJ were laughing at, well he didn't know what yet, but he wasn't sure he wanted to know.

"What is so funny?" He asked carefully, nervous of what the answer was going to be.

"You, and how you and Lorelai were having phone sex on the way up here." TJ answered the feared question.

Yep, just what I didn't want it to be. Great, now TJ knows, and he will never let me live this down, even though we weren't having phone sex.

"Liz, I swear, I was not having phone sex."

"Oh so you weren't, but Lorelai was?"

"NO, nobody was having phone sex, end of discussion, this subject is never to be brought up again! Now where can I put my stuff."

"Upstairs, second door to the left, Mary could you show him where it is?" Liz told Luke.

"Yeah, no problem."

Luke and Mary walked upstairs. Mary standing uncomfortablyclose toLuke. Luke was alreadyvery uncomfortable from earlier, Mary, who was a complete stranger, had heard that whole conversation, and probably seen him while he was in the truck.

They finally got to the room, it felt like an eterninty for Luke. And Mary was still standing abnormally close to Luke.

"Hey...umm Mary was it?"

"Yeah." Mary moved a little bit closer. Luke stepped back.

"I can probably take over from here, but thanks for picking them up from the hospital, and watching them until I got here." Luke trying to take a step back, but Mary kept moving in. What is wrong with this girl, she heard the conversation downstairs and outside, she knows I have a girl friend, or at least one in my life.

"No problem. If you ever need me, just call, and I'm also on the fair with them, so I can be reached at any time." She was trying to flirt, but failing tremendiously. Luke thought it was sorta amusing, but still uncomfortable. Another step closer, and another step back.

"Thanks Mary, but I think I can handle it from here on out." Step forward, step back, and now Luke was trapped in a corner.

"Okay, but remember if you can't handle something, anything call me. Bye bye Luke." Finally she went down stairs, but not after grabbing Luke's butt. Luke just stayed upstairs until he heard the front door shut, and saw her car drive away.

Dinner Time that Night.

Luke, Liz, and TJ are all sitting at the kichen table, eating dinner.

"Liz, where is the fair?"

"Oh it isn't but two or three miles outside of town. But we have to be there about 6 tomorrow moring to set-up and be ready to open by 7:30."

"Alright."

"Luuuuuuke."

"Yes TJ." Luke was tired of TJ already, he was annoying and milking it horribly, he was acting like he as 2 years old.

"Can you cut my hamburger, for me, please."

"TJ, it is a hamburger, you hold it and bite into it. It's not that hard."

"I can't hold the hamburger with one hand, it is making a mess Luke, so can you please cut my hamburger."

"Whatever TJ." I'm gonna kill him by the end of this week, wait what is the dates this weekend, May 8th and 9th. Crap May 9th Mother's Day. I've got to go to Mom's grave. How am I gonna do that while I'm here? Crap!

The rest of dinner went just as it started, TJ being a whiney baby, whimped and complained about everything.

His hand couldn't grip the fork, or his cup of tea, spilling it on the floor. Yet making another for Luke to clean up. Luke was already at his wits end and it as only day one. Oh and another great aspect, the doctor said that they would need some one with them for at least 6 weeks.

Later that night.

TJ was tucked in bed, Luke and Liz were sitting in the living room watching T.V.

"Hey...Liz."

"Yeah Luke."

"Ummm, you know this weekend is Mother's Day right?"

"Oh no I forgot all about that."

"Well you do know that every Mother's Day, I go and put flowers on Mom's grave. I would like to keep up with that tradition. So I was wondering if I could go to Stars Hallow for the weekend, and be back on the mext Monday?"

"Yeah, no problem big brother."

"Yes problem, who will watch you guys for the weekend?"

"We'll see if some one from the fair can watch us, maybe Mary." At her name Lukeshuddered. Liz noticed.

"What's wrong with Mary?"

"What makes you think there is something wrong with Mary?"

"Well you shuddered when I said her name, just like when ever you hear about Crazy Carry, so what is wrong with Mary?"

"When we were upstairs, she was standing really close to me, and grabbed my butt an her way out, I really don't like her."

"Awwwe poor big brother, doesn't like being felt up be big bad Mary." Liz loved to tease Luke, and Luke hated to be teased.

"That's right, now drop it."

"Oh but I bet he likes to be felt up by Lorelai."

You bet I do. "Come on Liz, drop it."

"Fine, you old grump."

"That's right I am an old grump, and I like it." So does Lorelai, or at least that is what she said last night.

"I know, now help me up to bed, we have an early start tomorow."

Around 10:30

Luke decided to call Lorelai and tell her about having ot stay the next 6 weeks.

RING RING

"Hello." Lorelai's voice came over the phone.

"Hey Lorelai, how have you been." I miss her so much, I can't wait until this weekend.

"Pretty good, but I miss you, so how are Liz and TJ?"

"I miss you, too. Liz and TJ are doing fine, but TJ is milking it so much, I'm gonna go crazy by the end on the week. Oh that remindes me, I'm coming home for this weekend, but have to come back on Monday, I have to help them for at least 6 weeks."

"I can't wait for this weekend then. Wait, what is so important about this weekend?"

"It'smother'sday. Ialwaysvisitmymomonmother'sday." Luke said really fast somewhat embarrassed.

"Come again Luke, I couldn't understand your mumbling."

"Sunday is Mother's Day. I uhh normally visit my mom on Mother's Day."

"Oh Luke, you poor thing, you do that alone every year."

"Well, I'm used to it."I hate it though.

"Okay, but can I come this time."

"I don't know Lorelai..." I don't want her to see me so vunerable, and depressed, worst of all sometimes cry, she can not see me cry.

"Please, Luke, I want to, and you need me there. You shouldn't have to do this alone." No one, NO ONE should ever go through that alone.

"Okay."

The line went silent for a while.

"Hey Luke." We need a happier subject.

"Yeah."

"Why did you hang up so fast earlier?"

I'm gonna leave you with that, you can fill in the rest, imagination is a wonderful thing, wouldn't want you to waste it. PLEASE REVIEW! I love reviews!