Chapter 4:CUCUMBER

"It's been 3 days sandstorm wake up!" Firestar, Graystripe, okay okay the whole clan hissed. "But it is soooo eeeeaaaaaarrrrrllllyyyyyy!" Sandstorm cried. She finally woke up when Firestar said "I have a biiiig pickle" "jell-o!" graystripe meowed "shh I'm thinking" Firestar hissed "jell-o jell-o jell-o!" "shhh" "jell-o!" sandstorm joined in. FIrestar decided to poke them with a stick the whole clan then had a "poking" war. "Brambledirt answer me!" Fluffy said (his pet lizard) "BRAAMBLEDIRT!" Cinderpelt then checked his pulse "he's dead" "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" Sandstorm cried. Graystripe than played a sad song on his violin. The whole clan sobbed until "BOOOOM" "hey look a cheesy poof!" Sandstorm meowed then a cucumber hit her head "WAAAAAAAAAAA!" she cried as she went to the hospital.

"Bring it on Windclan!" hissed Firestar "bring in the milk, water, vinegar, acid, sugar, poison, cakemix, deathberries, and pickles!" Windclan froze in astonishment as a big fluffy ball blew up in there face. "ha!" Firestar hissed "we'll be back firestar, with more cucumbers!"

3 more days past and sandstorm was still in bed "wake up Sandstorm!" the clan hissed "but it's tooo eeeaaarrrrrllllyyyy" Sandstorm meowed. A big cucumber than hit Firestars head "hey! Why did u do dat Mr.!" "I donno" Tallstar replied "bring in the cake, pickles, grill cheese sandwiches, wagon wheels, evil sandwiches, special "K" cereal, and ucky charms there magically delicious!" they fired the food ball and Brambledirt turned into a zombie

"I like cheese!" he wailed "I prefer my grandmothers specially cooked paper hats!" Graystripe purred. Then a pickle hit Brambledirts head "i-am-emortal!" Brambledirt meowed. Then he turned in to a old south premium juice box "I hate my dog's cooking!" he yowled. "Oh nozers! A dog!" meowed Graystripes "April Fools!" Firestar rolled his eyes. Graystripe than walked in "hey" he meowed like a she-cat "like my red dress? Or maybe my black high heels?" Graystripe than broke his nail "my claws! WAAAAAAAAAA!" "it's okay!" a fluffy hippo said "use my FAAAAABBUUUULLLLAAAAAS sparkly tape and my FAAAAABUUULLLLAAAAAAS fluffy nail polish!" the whole clan than watched "Family Guy" then went to bed. But they didn't have a bed…DUN DUN DUN! "oh noze!" mewed Graysrtipe "we need to find a bed fast!" Firestar meowed "OPTUMUS PRIME ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL OUT!"

SPECIAL THANKS TO…

ODDSPONGE13 FOR GIVING ME IDEAS AND LETTING ME USE HER OWN.

WARRIORS DA BOOK CUZ I WOULDN'T HAVE THIS STORY IF I HADN'T READ IT.