The new chipos

"oh I love you chipos you so cute.." she set her baby chipos on the roll up bed "graystripe you are the father of thing nacho chip kit!" "what?" graystripe said while eating his bag of nachos "no nachos for you father-of-my-nacho-chip-kit." Sandstorm meowed "WAAA!" graystripe meowed. He then scraped his claw on a metallic thermos. Surprisingly he didn't care he was WAY to sad. "hehe…" sandstorm purred. "yo sup homie g dawg lets go to the crib yo?" firestar meowed to graystripe "oh I'm like totally too depressed, now let me eat my special 'k' cereal in the corner in peace!" graystripe meowed so girly every cat clan in the world laughed quietly. "WAA!" leafpaw cried "what is it poopykits?" sandstorm meowed "I failed my math quiz! Firestars gonna like totally kill me!" leafpaw meowed "nah…he failed kindergarten 50times.." "oh okay thanks mommy.." leafpaw purred as she went to tell firestar "GOOD FOR YOU! I'm SO PROUD OF YOU!" firestar purred as he saw leafpaw's first F. "thanks dad!" leafpaw purred "too bad squirrelpaw isn't here to enjoy this, I feel bad for her, she has to go to Disney land…" firestar meowed "I concur!" the whole clan meowed. "huh?" every one said in confusion because they didn't even know what "concur" meant. "no not the roll up bed!" sandstorm meowed as the roll up bed squished the chipos. "my baby my precious baby chipos!" graystripe then fixed the chipos with a lil bit o' love and glue! A airplane then hit the chipos " chipos got run over by a airplane, way to far from Christmas eve…. Waity! CHIPOS!" sandstorm meowed as she threw buns at the airplane. The airplane then crashed cuz the buns supposedly blew up inside the engine. "ha take that! Cinderpelt help chipos!" cinderpelt then fixed mr.chipos. then the people from x men took the nacho chip kit and cut it up. "NOOO!" sandstorm shrieked as she threw buns at them. They then blew up… "ha!haha! cinderpelt!" the chip then got cured AGAIN until…a alien abducted the chipos. "NOOOOOO!" sandstorm shrieked while throwing buns at the alien spacecraft then supposedly the alien spacecraft blew up, then the chip blew up. "cinderpelt!" sandstorm shrieked with horror. The chip got saved AGAIN! Until firestar got hungry –gulp- he ate mr nacho chip. "what?" he meowed while sandstorm got a pole and started whacking firestar.