The Trip part 3
"PoFolks? Whats that place?" firestar meowed super confused " lol guys it's a place were Po Folk hang around." Graystripe said he was now into shorter words like "got to go" he now uses g2g just to let you all know he's addicted to that stuff. "what!" cinderpelt meowed "I think you're addicted to short word, DON'T BE SO LAZY!" "no way Ms. Cinderpelt" graystripe meowed happily as he skipped to the candy shop. "cha ching!" firestar meowed as he got money from a close by atm. Money spread out everywere. "BRAMBLECLAW!" firestar meowed for his old name was replaced with his new one. "sorry firestar but uuuhhh…don't know how to say this, these singing funky monkeys with banjo's and sombraro's will tell you!" cinderpelt meowed
" oooooo ooooo oooo oooo
we are the singing funky mooonkeys
we like to laugh and play
we are the singing monkey's
we like spreading news.
Weeeeee like to tell bad news by singing in out sombraros
It maaaaaakes the people happy! – monkeys put on Mexican clothes and shake their maracas-
Weeeee! We are the funky monkeys we like to laugh and sing!
You're poor brambleclaw got a big papercut it made him faiiiint!
It made him faint
It maaaaade him faaaaaint then he dropped on the ground
Thhhheeeeeeeennnn!
He got hit with a bun! Which made him diiiiiiiieeeee!"
The monkeys finished there song
"good song jolly good song!" graystripe and sandstorm meowed "firestar" "yes sandstorm?" "I love you but…" "but what…" "I like graystripe better he's more like me!" "okay whatever.. I like cinderpelt!" "whoa big plot twist" "yea.." the audience said. –graystripe hugs sandstorm and secretly puts a "kick me" sign on her back- "HA KICK ME SIGN!" firestar meowed as he kicked sandstorm hard "ouch! Good one graystripe!" "thanks I do try really hard.." "well PoFolks here we come!" graystripe meowed as he kicked everything in his path include sandstorm "sorry honey!" "wwwwhhhhheeeeeee!" sandstorm meowed as she flew in the clouds then landed at PoFolks. Aparantly the clan got there at the same time.
"we'll have the PoPops" firestar meowed. "I'll have a big jar of toilet water" graystripe meowed "same!" sandstorm meowed. Two big toilets then appeared at the table. "oh yea! Toy train that moves!' graystripe meowd happily "yyyeeehhhhaaa!" graystripe meowed as he went on the train then found out warriors randomness characters were on it. "hi graystripe!" graystripe from thins series said "hoooorrrraaaayyy!" graystripe from warriors randomness said. "wait a minute!" I said (silverstar) "randomness characters shouldn't you go to your series?" "sure.."firestar meowed as they jumped in a funky monkey portal. "meet beau my kittypet." Silverstar meowed (me remember that or else! –holds up a butterknife- yea..i'll butter you) "hi my warrior name is fluffyfur" beau meowed "hi fluffyfur!" thunderclan meowed "meeeeeet my clan" silverstar meowed "this is lightingwave he's new. This is lovingstar leader of our sandbox. And this is royalheart. Fluffyfur is my deputy. Rpyalheart is lovingstars deputy." "you're clans neat two leaders! In one clan!" firestar meowed "yea what eva kitty" silverstar meowed "we have two more deputies and 2 more leaders" –firestars jaw falls off- "whats wrong with 4 leaders? I'm still overall leader…" silverstar meowed "I like cheeeese!" tigerstar meowed "oh meet tigerstar yea I know he was a bad kitty but… he's learned he is now leader of cheeseclan." "neat!" firestar purred "my clan is in danger metrotown has taken out territory curse them.. anyhow we moved then evil piece of broccoli eat our freshkill we need a home you see…." "take some of our territory!" firestar meowed "you guys are random right?" "yea chocolate milk sets us off…" silverstar meowed (chocolate milk sets me off too!) "ahhhhhh! It's bogernose!" fluffyfur meowed frightened "cr- I mean poo!" silverstar meowed "he's from schoolclan!" "aaaahhhhh!" thunderclan and princessclan cats meowed with horror as they ran to the knott's berry farm hotel "well lets go drown ourselves!" brambleclaw meowed as he turned himself into a old south premium orange juice juicebox. "hhhhhoooorrrraaaaayyy yyyyiiippppppeeeee!" silverstar meowed
TO BE CONTINUED AGAIN HOW IRRITATING EH?
Hey guys the next chapter is gonna be soooo funny I hope… depends how much chocolate milk I have..the more the better! Heres a review for next chappie
The following program contains lots of randomness, children over 10000000 should be supervised.
"BUBBLES!" "oops.. I made a little stinky.." "eeeeeeww!" "CHHHHEEEESSSSEEE!" "CHOCOLATE MILK HEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHE SAY CHEEESSSSEE!" silverstar makes a fake camera and takes a weird picture of chucky cheese.
